Monday, August 26, 2013
Blind Item #7
This former almost A list mostly television actress who has been absent from this space for the past couple of months after being a frequent flyer so to speak was trying to have some public sex with her boyfriend this week. They were in a very very secluded corner, or so they thought, of a restaurant. She was sitting on his lap and they were going to have sex right there and tried several times, but kept getting interrupted by fans and then the waitress and then another fan and just gave it up.
Betty White, you vixen.
ReplyDeleteThe part about being absent from blinds for several months makes me think LiLo, but there's no way the rest of it fits her. I think that all my blind-solving super powers were in my nose... I've been awful at guessing since I had my nose job last week.
ReplyDeleteI hate when that happens!!
ReplyDeletePamela Anderson.
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell is VIP?
And for the record, the stock, vapid response of RDJ or Betty White... not so much... though you do get to log keystrokes... i guess...
ReplyDelete@Freya I'm feeling Betty White for this too ;)
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Baby: Don't you? Remember the days when no one would pay attention to you and you could get in a good round of coitus between the main dish and dessert. Damn, not it's like you have to do it in the privacy of the parking lot.
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ReplyDeleteDiane Kruger?
ReplyDelete*now*..dang it.
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox.
ReplyDeleteI think "frequent flyer so to speak" sounds like a clue, but I have no idea.
ReplyDeleteThe short girl, what's her name... Ricci?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Diane Kruger, she's not "mostly television".
ReplyDelete"after being a frequent flyer so to speak" is just referring to someone who has been in the BI's a lot (except past few months).
I'm going to say Jennifer Aniston, they've been loving it up in Mexico, I can see them trying to go at it in a restaurant.
I hate myself for thinking of Betty White first but I can see this. If she can make out with Morgan Freeman, why not? lol
ReplyDeleteAgreed, Suzie, the whole "Betty White/RDJ" thing is beyond lame already.
ReplyDeleteJLH
ReplyDeleteLady Gaga. She's no lady.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of place were they at where they were approached by multiple fans who were fine approaching them in that kind of position?
ReplyDeletePerhaps my humor isn't all that sophisticated, but I do enjoy seeing the "Betty Whites" thrown in as a guess in every single risque blind item thread. I like to think the old gal is still having fun. She was quite the bawdy wench back in the day, and I'll never forget her shocking, off-color quips when she guested on Password. (snicker)
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