Blind Item #6
You have never seen in-laws get along as well as these two, except they are not in-laws yet. He does not have many friends. He is kind of in lock down mode and doesn't get to leave the house much. When he gets a new stash of Bolivia's finest, the first person he calls is his future celebrity sister-in-law. She appreciates it just as much as he does and if she happens to sometime sit on his lap while she does it that is ok right? It is not like he has married her A list celebrity sister yet.
Asslee and Chestica's piece
ReplyDelete^Yep, haven't there been similar blinds, at least about the lap part?
ReplyDeleteThe Simpson sister. Yes there was an earlier blind about the lap part.
ReplyDeleteJessica should dump him...and then we can watch him sue her....
ReplyDeleteThat's nasty for a sister to do that. Trash.
ReplyDeleteYes, I thought Jessica and AssLee
ReplyDeleteDrag her.
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ReplyDeleteSo why is Jessica's "fiance" in lockdown mode?
Kanye and Khloe.
ReplyDeleteWow those names popped in my head while reading this also.
DeleteHow does he afford coke?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Kanye and Kourtney. Lockdown mode trying to "hide from the paps"
ReplyDeleteSimpson fit, tho I'd never consider J to be A-list. At.all.
ReplyDeleteNot a Simpson fan, but give her credit where it's due. She went from being a mediocre pop star to running a billion dollar fashion business. She's definitely more successful than Britney or Xtina turned out to be.
DeleteI thought Scott and Khloe
ReplyDeleteJessica's fiance would be in lockdown because he has a new baby.
ReplyDeleteAlso I think Jessica pays him not to embarrass her...
ReplyDeleteLisa and Maggie Simpson. Baby Maggie is all grown up now.
ReplyDeleteDamn!! I was hoping a Kardashian sister.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Paris hilton's fiance/boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteKanye does have the song "Love Lockdown" too...Simpsons are a good guess too, though.
ReplyDeleteAsslee isn't A anywhere. Come on!
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't say Ashley is A, just calls her a celebrity. Jessica is supposed to be the A list celebrity in this.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Kanye and Khloe, she'd break Douche Lord's stick-like leg if she sat in his lap.
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