Friday, August 16, 2013

Blind Item #5

This A list celebrity who used to be a pretty good singer/performer when she had other people's stuff to sing was on a plane last week. She started talking to the guy next to him and an hour later was taking care of him with her hand. It must have been good for both of them because they have not been apart since. This will be revealed.

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  1. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Lady Caca

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  2. "She started talking to the guy next to him" - So she is a he?

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  3. @FSP - I took that as there was a guy sitting between the two getting frisky.

    As far as who the trollop is, no idea. Even performing other people's music, Gaga is NOT "pretty good" IMO.

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  4. The only she/he celebrity I know is RuPaul. btw aren't all BIs being revealed since July 4th?

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  5. Adrienne Bailon. I think the "him" is just a typo, as per usual.

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  6. So she had to reach over the guy between her and hand job partner lol. She should've hand spanked both of them, don't leave out the middle man

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  7. Prada has it right. Stop over-thinking people! This may come as something of a shock, but I think this enty made a typo.

    Whoever this was must've been subtle about it. I'm assuming they were in 1st class. All kinds of shit goes on up there.

    So I've been told...

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  8. Ciara and Future?

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  9. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Big whoop. Real people do this shit all the time. I want names and pictures, cos without those, this is boring. I've got more exciting stories and anecdotes than this. So names, dates, pics thanks!

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  10. Thanks, Rach. Saved me from wearing out my typing fingers. When my husband and I first started dating, we went to see"Traffic" . He finger fucked me so hard I had to stuff my hand in my mouth. Good movie.

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    1. Anonymous10:06 AM

      Little Miss: yeah, see THAT's a more riveting story. In our 1st month of dating, at Big Day Out music festival in Melb in a show inside a tent fir one of the side acts, my man finger fucked me, daylight, in front of whoever was around. Her I miss not giving a fuck!! I asked him tonight if he wanted a quick bonk in the loos at the cinema and he said "we might get caught". I miss the good old days!

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    2. Anonymous10:07 AM

      Her= Gee in weird autoERECT world.

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  11. Anonymous10:08 AM

    I once did a drunken poop on the bonnet of a teacher's car. Gee, this is cathartic!

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  12. Anonymous10:08 AM

    I've got more...

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  13. Where's my fucking Cunt Jerk-offula? No way he can be jacking off to our mundane tales. Lets take this to the Your Turn thread and really get gross. The shitting on the car must've made you a superhero at your school.

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    1. Anonymous10:37 AM

      Little Miss, I kinda already was in an infamous, always in trouble way. Christian school too. Explains a lot.

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  14. I'm saying Courtney Love just because my friends were on a flight with her last week. They didn't have anything crazy to report, but they were also not in First Class...

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    1. Courtney Love was my first thought, too.

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  15. Oh who hasn't got a handy on a long boring flight?

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    1. Anonymous12:22 PM

      Sean : agreed! I always find the qantas flight staff most obliging.

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  16. Jesus, you cant control yourself for 6 hours?

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  17. I'm here Miss Mess. I never had sex in public. My only interesting jack off story is the couple times I jacked off on the drive home from dates. After the second time, I talked the chick into hanging around for round 3.

    Big problem w/ jacking while driving is not getting jizz all over yerself. I remedied this by findin and empty pack of smokes, tearing it some and somehow holding it over the head of my cock once I was close to blowing my load. It is easier than pissing into a Snapple bottle while driving.

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    1. Anonymous2:11 PM

      Count: you mean to tell me you've never rubbed nasties in public???? I've done it, and been caught by a group of school kids and their teacher on a bush walk, in the car many times at truck stops, at a music festival behind the stage (applauded by the stage hands too), in my backyard and spotted by neighbors kids using their trampoline, public toilets, a balcony at a friends penthouse, I've got more....

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    2. Yeah...I CANNOT BELIEVE it. I've done it in a million hotel swimming pools, the car in the parking lot of the concert venue for the NIN/Jane's Addiction show, AFTER THE CONCERT, given and received mutual pleasuring under the table at countless coffee shops after the bars close. You and me, we need to write an illustrated guide.

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  18. I've humped outdoors, but never in public. I think the teen girls from 2 houses down were watching' having stumbled upon us while horseback riding, but the broad I was skewering just got wetter and told me to keep going when I said I thought someone was watching. I have gotten some dirty side eye at the local deli, which to me confirms they were watching.

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  19. Count: You're young. There are a ton of slutty, outgoing, self confident, fuck machines like Rach and I who have no problem putting on a free sex show for others to gaze longingly at. It'll happen to you, stallion. AS IT SHOULD.

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  20. Courtney Love.

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  21. @MissMess: I aint young. I'm a year or 2 away from having enough salt n peppa to start knocking down daddy issue bitches. That is fine by me, cause if a broad don't have a father that means there are 50% less parents to complain about a 15-20year age gap.

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