When this former B list celebrity and sometime remembered reality star who is now a C- list celebrity with B+ list name recognition was caught flirting with another woman by his significant other, this is what the significant other said to the celebrity.
"You really think some woman is going to be interested in you? Yeah, you could get their photo in a tabloid, but who is going to put up with your chain smoking, bong hitting, can't stop eating, no job having, who has a ton of kids and will be broke as a joke if I leave." She said it way better. Apparently when you are screaming it, the point gets across more.
Tori and Dean?
ReplyDeleteSounds like Jon Gosselin.
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ReplyDeleteI thought of kFed but why would he be broke if she leaves him?
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ReplyDeleteMaybe KFed's SO has something to do with him having full custody of Britney's boys? So if she leaves ... then he loses custody? Not sure. I haven't really heard much about how he is as as father, good or bad.
ReplyDeleteI read it as Jon Gosselin.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like Jon Gosselin. Sound like he has Kate #2 emasculating & ordering him around. He never should've jumped off that train.
ReplyDeleteKfed has custody of those boys, is married & seems to be a good dude. He receives a lot of child support & keep quiet money. If BritBrit's daddy had even the tiniest excuse to make him disappear, he'd be gone. Kfed toes the line.
Definitely not kfed. He doesn't say one word about Britney to the press for a reason. He is paid very well. A one or two time payout from a media group is just not worth it to him. I'm going with dean.
ReplyDeleteBut Dean is hosting Chopped on Food Network Canada, and this guy sounds like a shiftless loafer (i.e., Jon Gosselin).
ReplyDeleteI'd say Tori & Dean, I'd love it to be them, except there's no mention of her status and the kids are theirs not just his.
ReplyDeleteFlava Flav....broke, lights it up, tons of kids.
ReplyDeleteJon Gosselin. "Sometimes remembered" because the show ended up being just "Kate Plus 8," and that whole description matches him. I feel like the C- designation is generous, though. He's D list all the way.
ReplyDeleteIf the broke comment wasn't in there, it'd totally be KFed.
ReplyDeleteGotta be that fucking harpy Kate G. Please fade into obscurity now.
ReplyDeleteBobby Brown maybe? I don't know who he's with now,but the description fits him. Jon and Kate have been divorced for a while now,so I cant see why she would yell at him for hitting on someone else.Except for the fact that she's a raving bitch who likes to scream at people
ReplyDeleteBruce Jenner.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely NOT Kevin. He tries to stay out of tabloids.
ReplyDeleteHa! I don't know who he is, but I love his significant other! Ha!!
ReplyDeleteYeah not K-Fed. Like it or not, he has A list name recognition.
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