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When you are an A+ list reality star and celebrity and everything else and people love spreading gay rumors about you, the last thing you probably need to be doing is having one of the most expensive, well known gay escorts sitting in the back of your town car waiting for you when you emerged from dinner this weekend.
Umm, any famous male actor anywhere?
ReplyDeleteThis is totes Seacrest, right?
ReplyDeleteSounds like Seacrest, but if celeb were listed before reality star, I'd think Kanye could fit too...
ReplyDeleteHow do you get to be the most well known and well paid escort? Was there a pageant?
ReplyDeleteJulianne Hough was a good beard and they were barely together.
ReplyDeleteRumour is he was actually with her brother but then Derek cheated and that's why he ended the arrangement with Julianne...
DeleteIs Seacrest really classified as a reality star?? I'd call him an emcee/producer. You know, like Dick Clark.
ReplyDelete@Topper - you just used "Seacrest" and "like Dick" in the same comment. You win.
ReplyDeleteSanjaya?
ReplyDelete@Warmlandsun, I'd pay to see that pageant!
ReplyDeleteI have a buddy who used to be a receptionist for a gay escort service. When a client called, he would describe the different men available, say "Tom, with 'shoe size' 6, $300. Joey, with 'shoe size' 7, $400. Bob, with 'shoe size' 8, $500." The thing was, Tom, Joey and Bob were all the same person. You decided what type of experience you wanted to have - $300, $400, or $500 worth.
Of course, this was in the days before the Internet and before Grindr.
Enty has never callef Ryan reality star before.
ReplyDelete"A+ list reality star and celebrity and everything else"
ReplyDeleteThe "and everything else" part convinced me this is about Ryan.
Now I'm curious who one of the most most expensive and well known gay escorts is.
Goodness, nutty flavor, those men sure like shoes!
ReplyDeleteOh Ryan.
ReplyDeleteClosets are for coathangers, not pretty little mini-Ken dolls!
Simon Cowell, Ryan Seacrest or... Scott Disick.
ReplyDelete@Nutty Flavor: So what is that, if you only pay $300, then the dude w/ the 8" cock only gives you 6" of it?
ReplyDeleteIf I were buying a gay escort and paid a premium for an 8" cock, I'd be pissed if they sent a 6".
Bait and switch agencies are the worst. Remember fellas, gay or straight, think with the big head, not the lil one. If what shows up at your door aint what you ordered, pay the kill fee and tell them to leave.
I want to know just who the Gay escort was. How, if you're not gay or moneyed. would one know if that's the most expensive and well known?
ReplyDeleteI read this as Gaycrest as well.
ReplyDeleteDude is tired of pretending...
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula, I'm a die-hard lurker but must break my silence to respectfully ask: what is a "kill fee"?
ReplyDeleteSeacrest or Derek Hough? I'm leaning toward Seacrest because I think he would be A+. Hough...maybe an A?
ReplyDelete@kellylaluna: Kill Fee (aka GTFO money) - It is money paid to a hooker so she will leave w/o causing a scene. Generally, it would be an agency doing a bait and switch, not an independent escort (as with them word of mouth is their pipeline to bookings), so they have a driver. The chick shows up, is nothing like her pics or the description given over the phone and you don't want her to stay. You pay the kill fee which is generally what the driver charges for shipping the whores.
ReplyDeleteYou can just tell them "F U, leave." But that could lead to headaches, such as a screaming junkie on your door step or a goon kicking in your door and robbing some shit to make up for gas and tolls.
Like say you book a hooker from BackPage @$250 for an hour, outcall (meaning she comes to you). $50 to the driver, $100 to the agency and $100 to the whore. Then they will try to upsell you from there. "That money is just for my time, if you want me to do anything you have to tip."
I don't know if they have to give the agency part of the tips or not. If they have a flat out pimp, I think he gets everything, then doles out an allowance.
Yep. Ryan.
ReplyDeleteThere are well know gay and gay for pay porn stars who escort. I remember seeing Jose Eber with three or four very well known gay porn stars at a club.
ReplyDeleteIf the male Hough is an indicator, then Ryan must like his men with a younger look, so I would think Kurt Lockwood couldn't be the escort in question.
ReplyDeleteNick Gruber for the escort?
ReplyDeleteThis is Seacrest.