Friday, August 23, 2013
Blind Item #2
This former almost B list mostly movie actress who is now a C- gets paid extra from guys to use her fake accent from the one hugely memorable role she had. This actress makes way more money from being with guys then she ever did making movies. If you bring your own drugs, she will give you a big discount though.
Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie)
ReplyDeleteI keep thinking Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie, but I haven't checked DMC yet.
ReplyDeletejinx, vip!
ReplyDeleteAre all actresses moonlighting as escorts these days or is it just me? Is there some shortage of gay actors who need beards? Real boyfriends? Waitressing jobs? Is this all coordinated by that lady with the book "Room 27" or something or another?
ReplyDeleteLiv Tyler in lord of the rings.
ReplyDeleteI guess that vegan jewelry line isn't paying the bills, eh?
ReplyDeleteI like the Shannon Liz guess...she was probably the first crush of alot of guys...how long has it been since she even did a Lifetime movie or bad D Horror...
ReplyDeleteYep. Shannon.
ReplyDeleteUh-oh. Someone brought up Room 27.
ReplyDeletenot room 27...........!!!!!
ReplyDeleteVegan jewelry?! LOL
ReplyDeleteLiv Tyler, lol -- I picture overweight Kevin Smith types with GANDALF LIVES t-shirts paying her in cocaine to do her robot voice from LOTR and it makes me smile a little.
ReplyDeleteShannon E just filmed a Lifetime movie in my town, so she is still working. That doesn't mean it isn't her though.
ReplyDeleteThis just makes me giggle.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Shannon Elizabeth.
huge surprise here.....
ReplyDelete@NomNom83
ReplyDeleteShannon Elizabeth isn't just an actress. She's a washed-out actress. She got a few parts after American Pie, in films such as Tomcats, but she's been relegated to cameos for a decade, she was on Dancing With The Stars and she's turning 40.
There are a few people who had the guts to admit they were out of a job and completely changed careers. The guy who was the lead in The Middle-Man TV show is now a male nurse, for instance. When you are a little more delusional, you keep on thinking you're just in the middle of a dry spell and you convince yourself that if being an actor means getting paid for hosting parties, it can also mean getting paid for escorting.
What's wrong with Kevin Smith types?
ReplyDeleteYep, that is the fantasy. Fun sex with a chick you don't understand. Keeps you from having to tell em to shaddap. Keeps everything focused on the emotionless sport fucking.
ReplyDelete@Lucas: Not a damn thing! ;)
ReplyDeleteShannon Elizabeth had a big southern accent in Love Actually. Harriet, the sexy one.
ReplyDeleteLohan - playing the British twin from 'Parent Trap'
ReplyDeleteI always get Shannon Elizabeth mixed up with Elizabeth Berkley.
ReplyDeleteI always get Shannon Elizabeth mixed up with Elizabeth Berkley.
ReplyDeleteI love Kevin Smith! I just picture LOTR fans as being kind of Wozniak/Smithy, with bad t-shirts.
ReplyDeleteShannon Elizabeth was on an episode of What Not to Wear last year I think... and she was a HUGE bitch, but also weirdly prudish and awkward about being formerly known as a sex symbol. She only wanted to wear baggy, flannel construction worker looking clothes, and got a huge chip on her shoulder when they suggested she even think about buying skinny jeans or a skirt. Based on her attitude in that episode, escorting wouldn't seem like her thing.
ReplyDeleteI HATED her after that episode. What a bitch! And she kept talking about how hard it is to find flattering clothes and Stacy and Clinton were all, "Bitch are you for real? Your body is perfect!" I was just really surprised at how completely awful she was.
DeleteNomNom83 said...
ReplyDeleteAre all actresses moonlighting as escorts these days or is it just me?
Yeah that is supposed to be what models do. Isn't it bad enough actresses are taking over the magazine covers and beauty ads now they are taking escort clients away!!!
Am I wrong in believing that SE has a Howard Hughes-level manic-compulsive, Germaphobia thing going on? Doesn't really fit with a slutbag or whorish lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteJust for a diff guess Renee Z, accent from Bridget Jones
ReplyDeleteBut no men ever saw Bridget Jones. And if they were dragged to the theater to see it it's the one Renee role they wouldn't fantasize about. She deliberately put on extra weight for those movies. Colin Firth was the sex object in those movies.
ReplyDeleteRobin Wright will do anything to get her iocane.
ReplyDeleteShannon Elizabeth, with the accent being from American Pie, is a great guess. I'm not the only one who fantasized about that European exchange student in high school (although the one in my school was Swedish).
ReplyDeleteExtra points if you film it on your webcam and broadcast it to your entire community.
It really is sad when the only job you've had all your life is acting and you never go to college either.
ReplyDeleteAfter a while even the escort $ will dry up. Very few hit it big enough to survive on acting for their entire lives.
And really there is no shame in moving on.
Lindsay Lohan, Parent Trap
ReplyDeleteNot Frances McDormand!?
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