This A list mostly movie actor has been right at the edge of A list for the past few years. Some good movies and some bad movies. As he goes up and down in weight he also goes through women just as much. This past week he was at a restaurant with her and they were seated outside. She went to the bathroom and when she came back he looked up at her and said, "Don't ever be gone that long again you f**king bitch. When people walk down the sidewalk they need to see me with someone and not sitting here by myself like some a**hole who couldn't get a date."
The girlfriend didn't even bother to sit down and just walked away.
Jonah hill?
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ReplyDelete@Lindsey, my first thought too.
ReplyDeleteJonah
ReplyDeleteOoh I like her! Well done.
ReplyDeleteLike the Jonah guess, but just for something different - Russell Crow?
ReplyDeleteHey, good for the woman for walking off!! Life is too short to waste on an asshole.
ReplyDeleteJonahs my first thought too. Apparently the guy really is the humorless uptight little whiny bitch he played in superbad. Read his interviews.he thinks hes the next burton or olivier.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that Jonah is turning into a fat Piven. I hope he don't try to butter himself up and get into skinny jeans.
ReplyDelete@ Count - you win - that mental image is hilarious!
DeleteI dont get it,why Jonah hill keeps getting hired and hired over again for big parts.Cant Hollywood find a better fat sidekick? He must be sucking someone raw.
DeleteGerard Butler??
ReplyDeleteTom Hardy?
ReplyDeleteI thought Seth Rogen, but I think he just got married.
ReplyDeleteJonah fits. What a douche nozzle.
Sounds like Jonah. He must be a total asshole. Didn't he fuck up Pitt's house in NO after Pitt let him stay there while filming some movie. Had a huge party and fucked it up. Pitt was rightfully pissed. I could see him saying that to his date- he must be very insecure. Small dick complex.
ReplyDeleteEven after his success, money, and celebrity he's still just a fat kid worried about being liked and acting like an assshole instead.
DeleteThe house he messed up was the one in New Orleans? Ok, Jonah hate mode is set to on.
DeleteTom Hardy?! No. My future husband would never
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill however...
Nope.... I'm going with Chris Brown.... He is notorious for packing on "muscle", and then appearing anorexic the next week. Not to mention, he constantly hugged up with women who he likes to berate.
ReplyDeleteNope.... I'm going with Chris Brown.... He is notorious for packing on "muscle", and then appearing anorexic the next week. Not to mention, he constantly hugged up with women who he likes to berate.
ReplyDeleteChris Brown is an A list actor?
DeleteI'm sure he treats women similarly to this blind, but Chris Brown isn't a mostly movie actor.
DeleteChristian Bale.
ReplyDeleteHe has serious anger issues.
He's been married for years
DeleteWhat about Chris Evans?
ReplyDeleteHe's been at the edge of A list forever, up and down with weight for roles, and dating that really pretty actress I can't quite recall the name of. Really pretty but no memorable roles
DeleteChristian Bale is married. Initially I thought Russell Crowe, but I think he's already A list. So, I'll go with Jonah Hill, too.
ReplyDeleteAre you guys kidding me with the Jonah hill guess? Yes he is a douche extraordinaire, but there is no way that guy goes through women like nobodys business... Not unless he is paying for them, in which case the girlfriend wouldn't have walked away. I can't think of who this is but piven makes more sense.
ReplyDeleteCome on CJ - covered this yesterday. Do you really think successful actors have a problem getting women no matter what they look like?
DeleteAgree with Rose, doesn't matter what they look like as long as they are rich and famous....
DeleteIt may not be Jonah but not because he can't get women.
DeleteThey still have to be able to talk to them and not be awkward like these Jewish homeboys. Not saying they can't find the occasional stray but to go through women one after the other... You'd be surprised.
DeleteMaybe that's why they go through them one after the other- they easily get them because of $$ and celebrity but are so douche/awkward they can't keep them.
DeleteHe probably has the best blow
Deletemy first thought was Gerard Butler....
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe?
ReplyDeleteI don't want to sound superficial, but I've never liked the "oh, how cute, they're overweight doofuses" actors. Seth was a one-time sight gag for the industry, for instance. Why are we hearing about them way past their expiration date?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Leo ?
ReplyDeleteLeo would just use the opportunity to pick up another girl.
DeleteBradley Cooper was my first reaction
ReplyDeleteNo, if it was Cooper it would read "As she returned, he sat there sit a fluffy cat on his lap named Cuddles, and he stroked the cat while humming show tunes, then hissed, 'Don't fucking blah blah blah.'"
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill has been hanging out with Leo too much.
ReplyDeleteI can't thonk of another almost Alist besides Jonah who would be hung up ob people thinking he can't get a date.
ReplyDeleteNot Bradley Cooper : he was at Paris with his girlfriend and according to Twitter,they're happpy
ReplyDeleteBale is married and according to his IMDB's message board,his fans have no idea since 3 months where he is or what he does
Crowe is always married even if separated
Russell Crowe is A-List, Jonah Hill is on the brisk.
ReplyDelete21 Jump Street, Moneyball and This is the End were all successful and Jonah was highly featured.
This is obviously Robin Thicke. Durr.
ReplyDeleteHaha, "fat Piven". Thanks for the laugh, Count Jerkula, although the image of Jonah Hill in skinny jeans makes my girl parts dry up completely.
ReplyDeleteGerard Butler- this story appeared in the Romanian press recently as his supposed current girlfriend is a Romanian model/actress only they worded it like this relationship is over - something about she took an half an hour in the bathroom leaving him at a table by himself and he was pissed off - of course they have hardly spent any time together so many people think she's just a PR girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteGoing with Leo DiCaprio
ReplyDeleteGood for her. What an asshole.
ReplyDeleteOh never mind if it was this past week, and one can trust Enty or Enty2 regarding timing, can't be Butler and the girlfriend. Butler's been in the Caribbean and she's been in Europe.
ReplyDeleteI read it as jonah hill
ReplyDeleteI read this as Leo. He very much goes up/down in weight, goes thru supermodels every 6 mos and seems really insecure. Also, his movie success has been inconsistent; some good, some bad.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason , I read this as Ryan Gosling...
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill never plays a heart throb who would be in need of having a girl friend for his image. He usually plays the hapless chubby guy. I think this is someone who wants to be portrayed constantly as a romantic lead, like Russel Crowe or Gerald Butler.
ReplyDeleteoh..plum...Ryan Gosling's weight does not waver...thank god = )
ReplyDeletei still think Gerard Butler, though I'm not very good at these.
@lutefleck, oh, like ya?
ReplyDeleteI can totally picture something this disgusting coming out of Jonah Hill's mouth. Asshole.
ReplyDeleteShark Week, I am not a hapless chubby guy like Jonah Hill, just a skinny woman.
ReplyDeleteShia
ReplyDeleteJared Leto. Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Chapter 27, now Dallas Buyers Club. Up and down in weight.
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill. But that Jared Leto guess is interesting.
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