Apparently Simon Cowell has thrown enough of his money around that everyone is going to be happy in the divorce between Lauren Silverman and Andrew Silverman, which was caused in part by Simon having sex with the wife of his best friend for four years. Andrew and Simon sat down together at the Hamptons airport and hammered out a deal which will be filed with the court this week. Simon basically agreed to cover the clause in Andrew's pre-nup with Lauren so Andrew does not have to pay anything and Simon forked over more money to make sure that Lauren gets to visit the couple's child as much as she wants. Money talks. Simon then got on a plane and went to go have sex with his harem for a month in France and left Lauren behind with her son and her ex. Good time.
So everyone got what they wanted except Simon
ReplyDeletethis chick so planned this pregnancy
ReplyDelete@MISCH, Simon got something that he wanted: sex with his friend's wife. He just got a little more than bargained for.
ReplyDeleteI'm in no way saying that it's okay for a woman to trick a guy into becoming a father, but none of this would have happened if he had kept his penis out of her.
Men can use (and should, if they don't want kiddos) birth control, too!
ReplyDeletethe only innocent parties here are the children. that is all.
ReplyDeleteI said it before and I'll say it again, these people are all way too old to be in this situation. All equally guilty of messing up the kids' lives. All morons.
ReplyDeleteEveryone gets what they want except the baby, whom nobody seems to care about much.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she's still telling people that they're 'together' and 'totally in love.' Totally in love, like, he's flying thousands of miles away to go bonk a lot of other ladies on a yacht for a month. Now that she's free, he could take her along on his yacht vacation. What, he doesn't want to?
ReplyDeleteHe looks so bored of her in this picture; I wonder if she looks at pictures like this and thinks "We're gonna be together forever. Look how happy I am!"
ReplyDeleteFrom what I read the Silverman's had been trying to have a second child for years but the doctors said she couldn't get pregnant again. Apparently that's her story why she told Simon there was no risk of pregnancy. Don't know if its true. Maybe she planned it but maybe Simon was just shooting SuperSperm!
ReplyDeleteSimon surely attracts gold diggers, and this one paid off handsomely for everyone. At least he can afford to pay to make all these petty annoyances go away.(snark)
ReplyDeleteOn Idol he always seemed to be really taken with genuinely nice people. It seemed like a foreign concept to him, something unattainable in his world.
I think he's sad in many ways, and someday even the money won't be enough.
You couldn't pay me enough to let my ex have unlimited visits. Like this guy, I don't need money (not anywhere near his level of wealth, but we have what we need). But my ex is psycho; dangerous, abusive. So I would think that at least there aren't any safety concerns for the son. He's only 7 (I think) so he probably won't remember/understand any of this. When he's older there will be a different spin put on it. So I suppose this is an acceptable solution to all involved. The only thing that surprises me is how Simon casually throws money around. it really seems like a la-de-da attitude. Is he that loaded? Because he sure has given a lot of money away.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I think the husband was encouraging the wife? After all he got a cheap divorce eh?
ReplyDeleteSimon's not so smart it seems.
Why is it Simon's responsibility to pay for the divorce? The wife is a grown woman who mad her own choices.
ReplyDeleteisn't her husband also loaded? I mean they had a pre-nup and poor folks don't usually bother. I still think this woman planned it. She's very "ambitious".
ReplyDelete@Rose I don't think it's Simon's responsibility to pay for the divorce.
ReplyDeleteBut the payoff was worth it for him to make this story go away, particularly the part where he was going have to testify publicly about his wealth.
I have zero sympathy for her. All I feel is anger that irresponsible hos like her are so fucking fertile.
ReplyDeleteI thought I read someplace else he is on a yacht with male friends this summer - not his harem. He always pretended to be so smug and above everyone else. Now he will never be able to judge anyone else because he will be remembered for being a loser who hooked up with a
ReplyDeleteugly grifter and bimbo.
I bet this child is going to change Simon's life. I think he is going to be head over heels for him/her.
ReplyDeleteThe strangest thing about this to me is that this all went down in AN AIRPORT LOUNGE!!! Not even in a private meeting room. WTF?
ReplyDeleteCan someone please explain to me what is appealing about Simon Cowell?
ReplyDeleteThat said she planned this. I feel bad for the child who is really just a pawn in a cruel game.