Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Your Turn

Do you think about other people than the one you are with during sex?

57 comments:

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    1. Anonymous3:07 AM

      Bulldog: you're thinking of Steve Irwin,

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  2. nope, usually no need

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    1. Anonymous3:09 AM

      I'm w you Rubes : my husband packs some sexy ranga man meat.

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  3. I bet that Enty only asked this to get Count Jerkula's detailed answer.

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    1. @Karen

      Lol, probably.
      Maybe Enty is a secret jerkulady.

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  4. wtf kinda "your turn" is this?
    i should start coming up w/ my own "your turn".


    Give me your best horror story in two sentences.

    now that'll make you think for a bit.

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  5. It's been so long since I had sex that I've forgotten.

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  6. Anonymous10:15 AM

    Black male porn stars........sometimes.

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  7. Yep. Then I realized I was in an Allstate commercial.

    At least it wasn't Aflac. Or Gieco.
    That would have been just plain weird.

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  8. Aw, you think of me?! ;)

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  9. Men are supposed to think about sports so they can last longer.

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  10. Nope. I am focused solely on what is happening wherever I am!

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  11. @warecat Suspense filled anticipation. Kubrick's masterpiece, The Shining

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  12. I think about the old Enty

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  13. I think about crispy bacon and maybe Shia

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  14. With my last girlfriend, I couldn't stop thinking about having sex with her.

    So I guess my answer is ...nope.

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    1. I'm blushing JBE. How flattering!

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  15. @Lurker Girl,
    After I got done reading my daughter a bed time story, she says "Mama, there's someone underneath my bed."
    I look underneath her bed, & there is my daughter hiding, saying "Mama there's someone on my bed."



    muah,ha,ha,ha!

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  16. When I am having sex with someone else I usually fantasize I am masturbating.

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  17. I do sometimes. Or I'm just not there at all. It gets boring. I'm not really a fan, I could live without it. I do it cause they want to and I'm ggg.

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  18. no, but I sometimes run "my to do list" through my head, like I should be doing something else besides this.

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  19. Only if I'm boning a really hot chick. Then I think about a Sandra Bernhard and Roseanne tag team, so I don't blow my load too quick.

    Other wise I'm too busy thinking about my dick or her orgasm, depending on where we are in the session.

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  20. No, but I imagine that I personally am someone else.

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  21. WareCat...too bad you pulled that straight from Reddit.

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  22. @SoggyCunt, it was supposed to be all in fun, bitch.

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  23. Jokes aside my answer is that it depends how long I've been banging them. New guy? I'm probably focused. Been dating for years? If it's just your typical Wednesday night "business time" I'm probably thinking about when I'm going to do laundry or what time I should hit the gym tomorrow.

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  24. Anonymous11:54 AM

    Tee hee hee hee

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  25. If Enty is a secret Jerkulady, and he/she/it is fishing for alone time motivation, then an up coming your turn should be "Have you ever played teen runaway and biker trash?"

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    1. hahaha @Count....I sense there is another story involved there?

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  26. As my sexual life usually involves just my hand and I, yes I do.

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  27. ummm yes I have in the past but I always pretend it's one of my favorite celebrities such as Idris Elba or RDJ.

    Now I'm with a new guy and I only think about him and then RDJ.

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  28. Yes, I did get a class ring, but I lost it one day in the kitchen when I took it off when I was making meat loaf.

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    1. Dammit, @Mango! I was munching on almonds and now my keyboard just looks all kinds of gross.

      And yes. Usually, hot bald guys: Idris Alba, Matt Scannell, the old Enty ;)

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  29. Mango, you win the Internet today!!
    I just laughed Dr. Pepper out of my nose, lol

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  30. Using people's work without giving credit is always in good fun.
    You're just pissed you're not creative enough to come up with a decent one on your own and you got called on it.
    Bitch.

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  31. first off SaggyCrotch, nobody fukn' uses reddit. i saw that shit on tumblr. did i fukn say it was my own? no, so eat a snickers & calm the fuck down.

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    1. "eat a snickers, you're kind of a buzz kill when you're hungry" thank you for that ware cat :):)

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  32. Yes. Of course. Surprised to read so many no's. I get bored easily.

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  33. Mango for President!

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  34. Sex? I can't remember that far back.

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  35. I'm with Me. I think about other people all the time, and I assume Mr. Kay does too! I'm pretty shocked by all the denials. I think you're all lying. L

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  36. @nevermindthat, I'm very glad imaginations can clone hot men. Idris is one of mine as well.

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  37. Absolutely. And I would be shocked if my Naughty husband didn't, also!

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  38. My husband hung posters of my favorite musician all around our bed. It's all good.

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  39. @Iceberg - just the single ones. ;)

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  40. Fuck yes I do, I've been married for 6 years (together for 10). I still think about my ex.

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  41. I'm either really in the moment and really focused on what we're doing or fantasizing about anonymous people but specific situations. I'm weird, i know. Once in a relationship, usually always the latter.

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  42. If I'm thinking while having sex, something is very wrong.

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  43. Honestly no. I'm lucky enough to be married to the hottest piece of man meat ever. I'm just lucky i guess ;-)

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