Ha ha!! I've got the latest copy of Yen w Imogen Poots on the cover. She's holding her fingers under her nose as if she just pooted and it smells meaty.
Just finished my other half of black forest ham Subway sandwich from yesterday. Added fresh avocado here at home. Plus one of those tiny bags of chili cheese Fritos.
Wow Count, this PC CDAN is a whole other world! i had to stop watching Dexter, get off the couch, and type this. i now see how my comments would be nonsensical. Sorry everyone using a PC!
Ann Nah. i 'spose due to being incognito, i can fess up to being a bad vegan and imbibing an animal product. i do swallow. but my gag relfex does on occasion kick in. it's good protein though!
Wow Ann Nah - glad that works for you. i try to limit my cals to avoid being a ham chunk. i thought i'd pack it on with the pain killers and sedentary lifestyle but i've actually lost weight being a slovenly couch spud. i guess when i get older it will catch up and my arse will look like Demi Moore's knees. until then, POOT!
nothing today but coffee and it's almost 2pm. I hate this heat and swear I should be a size 2 instead of a 20 since I never eat. BUT i know i need to eat to lose. Last night I had a cheese stick around 9pm. Damn it maybe I am hungry
@Karen: How about The Zipper Ripper, or the Beaver Basher, or Cum Gun, or Fun Stick, or One-Eyed Monster, or Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger (a personal fave). :)
@Count: Seems like B might be willing to join our little party sometime? Been awhile since I've had a threesome, but I'm not ruling it out. Maybe you can start working on the story (with her permission, of course)!
@Miss Mess: I don't know, 3sums confuse me. Do I clean the pipes before hand, so I have some stamina, or do I save up for a few days, so there is plenty of load to go around?
@Count: When I did it, we were all drunk, and we just went with the flow, so to speak. It was one raunchy sexcapade. I was about 23, still with 1st husband. Good times...
It was actually the first year we were married. It was serious fucking and sucking. Shit, maybe I'll bring it up to my guy--he would so be down for it. And now I'm all worked up!
Eating now with me mum. Leftovers from last night. I finally made a successful dinner. Baked a chicken with lime and rosemary and garlic, with steamed carrots and salad and rolls. It i just as good left over. Yum. For desert, cantalope and very dark chocolate (Girardelli) with hazelnuts.
I'm telling you, I'm not a good cook. But I finally decided that I can throw things in the oven, roast, chicken, etc. and build a meal around it.
We are also drinking our fruits instead of eating them. Been having smoothies (peaches, strawberries and blueberries). It still has everything, pectin from the peel, and roughage.
Tuna fish mixed with mayo, walnuts and raisins. Chewing now. Yum.
ReplyDeleteGranny Smith apple. Crunchy!
ReplyDeleteA 100-calorie bag of trader joe's cookies, about two minutes ago.
ReplyDeleteGranny Smith apple. Crunchy!
ReplyDeletePopcorn
ReplyDeleteOrganic granola because I've turned into a hippie or something. Now I'm going to go not shower.
ReplyDeleteWork those dreddies Kaz!
DeleteFried eggs and sausage
ReplyDeletePutang
ReplyDeleteRad! So you eat fish?
DeleteVegan pizza slice which, if I have neglected to mention, is causing rapturous stinky smells. Poot!
ReplyDeleteBefore that, I gobbled my husband's trouser meat. However being a vegan, I did not swallow.
DeletePoot!
DeleteHa ha!! I've got the latest copy of Yen w Imogen Poots on the cover. She's holding her fingers under her nose as if she just pooted and it smells meaty.
DeleteChobani greek yogurt raspberry with some fresh blueberries
ReplyDeleteJust had eggs scrambled w/ a squirt of Kraft Fire Roasted Tomato with Basil dressing, and I added fresh chunks of avocado at the end. YUM!!
ReplyDeletea red Popsicle
ReplyDeleteI hope that's code
Delete@B...
DeleteSadly, it's not.
My hubby's at work.
It's hot as hell where I live, Popsicles are kinda necessary for survival.
Miss Mess' ass, butt only in my dreams.
ReplyDelete@Count: Mmmmmmmm....that's HOT! Last thing I had was my man's meatsicle, but unlike BSmears, I swallow. Every drop.
DeleteTomato basil soup and a wild field salad. La Madeline's. 20 min ago.
ReplyDeleteI love La Madeleine's. I would move back to Dallas just for their yummy tomato basil soup. Nom nom
DeleteArbus roast beef sandwich w/ mozzarella sticks....yummm
ReplyDeleteArby's
DeleteTacos last night. About to make a smoothie for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteTaco taco flavoured kisses
DeleteJust finished my other half of black forest ham Subway sandwich from yesterday. Added fresh avocado here at home. Plus one of those tiny bags of chili cheese Fritos.
ReplyDeleteA chocolate croissant with black coffee.
ReplyDeleteCinnamon Raisin Bagle with Butter and Garlic Salt.
ReplyDeleteSpecial K flatbread breakfast sandwich
ReplyDeleteYou're all fat!
ReplyDeleteIt is about 100 degrees here today! I just finished a blue popsicle mmmm. I think I might have another :)
ReplyDeleteIt's about the same temp where I am....I just finished a red one--blue sounds good for the next, lol
DeleteTortilla crusted tilapia with lime zest baked, over steamed edamame with a dash of soy sauce and thin slices of white ginger. Very tasty.
ReplyDeleteice cream
ReplyDelete100-calorie package of chocolate chip cookies last night after dinner.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Coffee and a half a pack of smokes.
ReplyDeleteWow Count, this PC CDAN is a whole other world! i had to stop watching Dexter, get off the couch, and type this. i now see how my comments would be nonsensical. Sorry everyone using a PC!
ReplyDeleteDQ chocolate ice cream cone- it be hot here!
ReplyDeleteoh, and Count - that's my usual diet. caffeine (mostly strong coffee, red bull and smokes) which helps me to stay under 100 pounds.
ReplyDeleteoh, and Count - that's my usual diet. caffeine (mostly strong coffee, red bull and smokes) which helps me to stay under 100 pounds.
ReplyDelete@B: I eat once a day, whatever the fuck I want, whether it's a salad or a pound of bacon. I think that's why I stay a size 6.
ReplyDeleteSweet potato chips
ReplyDeleteAnn Nah. i 'spose due to being incognito, i can fess up to being a bad vegan and imbibing an animal product. i do swallow. but my gag relfex does on occasion kick in. it's good protein though!
ReplyDelete@Ann Nah Nah Mess, even though the term "meatsicle" makes me want to vom a little, your comment made me laugh. I like having you here.
ReplyDeleteWow Ann Nah - glad that works for you. i try to limit my cals to avoid being a ham chunk. i thought i'd pack it on with the pain killers and sedentary lifestyle but i've actually lost weight being a slovenly couch spud. i guess when i get older it will catch up and my arse will look like Demi Moore's knees. until then, POOT!
ReplyDeletePoot!
DeleteSpud chips. Eating 'em now. Excuse? Its hot and i need salt.
ReplyDeleteraisin bread with cheese & fruit juice
ReplyDeleteI stole some of my grandmas breakfast - fried dumplings with herring, onions and tomatoes
ReplyDeleteHostess Cherry Pie. Welcome Back, Hostess.
ReplyDeletenothing today but coffee and it's almost 2pm. I hate this heat and swear I should be a size 2 instead of a 20 since I never eat. BUT i know i need to eat to lose. Last night I had a cheese stick around 9pm. Damn it maybe I am hungry
ReplyDeleteLeftover Togo's #24.
ReplyDeleteA handful of pumpkin seeds 2 hours ago. Crazy day. I'm starving now.
ReplyDeleteCottage cheese and tomato wedges.
ReplyDeleteA sugar cookie-flavored Poptart from the $0.99 Store. Klassy.
ReplyDeleteBloody Mary because it's that time of day.
ReplyDeleteBreakfast burrito (No eggs, hash browns inside the burrito, tomato, avocado, and onion). With tons of Tapatio!
ReplyDeleteYum. But I'd add the eggs.
DeleteMeatloaf left over from dinner last nite...standing in the kitchen with light from the fridge
ReplyDeleteChicken sandwich
ReplyDeleteBlackened tilapia with red beans & rice and smothered okra. Representing the southern United States over here!
ReplyDeleteGyro sandwich and fries sprinkled with feta cheese.
ReplyDeleteVodka.
ReplyDeleteTrader Joe's nut mix and Starbucks Pike Place coffee.
ReplyDeleteCreamy peanut butter, straight from the jar.
ReplyDelete@Karen: How about The Zipper Ripper, or the Beaver Basher, or Cum Gun, or Fun Stick, or One-Eyed Monster, or Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger (a personal fave). :)
ReplyDeleteSmears: 100 lbs, How tall?
ReplyDeleteCount I'm five feet 8 inches when I don't hunch.
DeleteLol @Karen. Last thing I ate was a protein bar.
ReplyDeleteVermicelli with Lemongrass Beef
ReplyDelete@Count: Seems like B might be willing to join our little party sometime? Been awhile since I've had a threesome, but I'm not ruling it out. Maybe you can start working on the story (with her permission, of course)!
ReplyDeleteA serving of potato chips. I want the whole bag, but I'm getting healthy. By eating potato chips. L (Hey, at least I'm NOT eating the whole bag!)
ReplyDelete@Miss Mess: I don't know, 3sums confuse me. Do I clean the pipes before hand, so I have some stamina, or do I save up for a few days, so there is plenty of load to go around?
ReplyDeleteHershey Bar (left over from kids s;mores) dammit!
ReplyDelete@Count: When I did it, we were all drunk, and we just went with the flow, so to speak. It was one raunchy sexcapade. I was about 23, still with 1st husband. Good times...
ReplyDeleteIt was actually the first year we were married. It was serious fucking and sucking. Shit, maybe I'll bring it up to my guy--he would so be down for it. And now I'm all worked up!
ReplyDeleteEating now with me mum. Leftovers from last night. I finally made a successful dinner. Baked a chicken with lime and rosemary and garlic, with steamed carrots and salad and rolls. It i just as good left over. Yum. For desert, cantalope and very dark chocolate (Girardelli) with hazelnuts.
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you, I'm not a good cook. But I finally decided that I can throw things in the oven, roast, chicken, etc. and build a meal around it.
We are also drinking our fruits instead of eating them. Been having smoothies (peaches, strawberries and blueberries). It still has everything, pectin from the peel, and roughage.
Cashews
ReplyDeleteChocolate. That on top of a low calorie salad. Balance.
ReplyDeleteCoffee here too.
ReplyDeleteRaisin toast and coffee
ReplyDelete@ count....
ReplyDeleteAlways go for stamina
Shrimp and pasta Alfredo with a crab cake on top from Copeland's. it was damn good too.
ReplyDeletea veggie hotdog with ketchup
ReplyDeleteSent my husband out at midnight to get me an ice cream cone and a bag of chips. Ramadan Kareem!
ReplyDeleteSzechuan chicken, shrimp and vegetables with a nice glass of cabernet.
ReplyDeleteSirloin, salad, spinach, two margaritas. Skinny. And then at home a chocolate covered banana...
ReplyDeleteA magnum bar
ReplyDeleteBeer. It counts as eating because it is my dinner.
ReplyDeleteSalmon and asparagus, late last night after watching "The Conjuring."
ReplyDelete6 beers and a pack of strawberry pop tarts.
ReplyDeletenewton figs
ReplyDeleteterriyaki chicken legs, with green beans, cornbread, and parmesan egg noodles.
ReplyDelete