i gave up caffeine this month, but on a normal level.... once or twice a month. i try and save money, so unless i'm out with a friend or out shopping, i usually don't buy coffee drinks.
Seldom by the cup at coffee shops anymore, since leaving the big city for the Starbucks-free environs of the north woods. But in bean form? A lot. Heck, I'm having yet another cup as we speak. But I don't have caffeine receptors--seriously, I can drink a pot of extra-caf and go right to sleep. But I digress.
North woods where? I have broken my Starbucks addiction but it has been painful. trying to drink Superstore dreck is wearing on my nerves. i now buy coffee about 2x a week if I am out and feeling tired. Otherwise, drinking two to four cups a day, mostly decaf. BOOOO! We make our own hemp milk and it tastes surprisingly good in coffee. I am changing my diet significantly, and this is the only slightly positive event-I can still drink coffee, drink it dairy free, and not wanna slit my own throat. Coffee kept me alive for about a decade...
I grind fresh for every pot... (yes, I'm an addict) But I store the beans in the freezer, stocking up when they're on sale. (Or if I happen to come across a must have blend)
I buy about two cans a week. My Dad has to have his coffee ready at any time and since he broke his leg and can't really get around in the wheelchair, I just put the coffee pot in his room and rotate out gallon milk jugs full of cold water every day.
At home I make 6 cups in the morning (which is really 3 cups ) so when I run out I will buy more. Or stock up when Folgers Black Silk or COlumbian is on sale. Outside of home? I treat myself to a dunkin iced usually 3x a month during the summer.Perfect for an after beach drink.
The undocumented workers who tend my coffee bean fields make sure I always have fresh roasted coffee at my beck and call. Since I pay them with money that we print (shhhhhh) ourselves, I never really have to 'buy' it like the rest of the commoners. Thanks for asking!
I prefer Dunkin Donuts coffee and it costs more then 10 bucks in Cali, so I stock up whenever it's on sale or I have a store coupon. I probably go through a bag every 2 weeks.
The only time I buy it is when I'm buying it for someone else. I don't drink coffee. Now black iced tea from Starbucks is a totally different story. At least a few times a day (I have several of my regular Starbucks that I go to that get it ready when they see me walk in, and if my boyfriend is getting one for me all he has to do is say "make it a Pattie special" and they know it.
The best part about living in Sydney is there exists some of the best coffee in the world here. I live walking distance to three of the top roasters so coffee is a multiple time daily event. My limit is six espressos a day though.
I have two homes. Here at the beach house, I use K-cups. At the other house we have a wonderful stand down the road and two gorgeous ladies make the best coffee. I go there several times a day.
I buy a bag of coffee every week. I drink a Starbucks latte, or iced coffee every Tuesday, and sometimes on Saturdays...and I go out for coffee with my friends once a week for sure sometimes twice...depending on our schedules.
I hope all of you realize that this is just a thinly veiled scouting mission for site ads. "How often do you think about auto insurance"? "Are your mortgage rates too high"? "Do you have enough life insurance"? Be prepared to answer these in future "Your Turn" posts. Suckers!
@B Smears: Yes. Although I don't eat out, I always enjoy hearing others share their experiences. I would reread those comments over and over and over and over.... I'm straight, but not not narrow!
@B: just one "not". I'm a stickler for correcting typos. If Enty would just delegate this task to the help, I might be a little more forgiving and less curious about who Rumer Williams is.
Today's porn is bad for lube sales. Amateur Russian Teen Anal in 720p is a far cry from VHS 70's bush and bad music. By the time you memorize a 30minute scene, it is like 7 pumps till finish.
I need the lube for when I close my eyes and conjure my own scenes from daily sightings, or the spank bank.
Yes I am battling sex addiction. Junkies got it easy, they can get pills or rehab through their insurance. Someone afflicted with my disease is ignored as the companies would rather hop me up on blood pressure meds and laser out my prostate than lemme have a $25 co pay for a monthly hooker.
Your argument is compelling and well founded. Since I make my own porn, it's hard for me to put myself in your pants. I do empathize, and hope that Enty will address the needs for a "What do you use to get off--what improvements would you like to see in the adult entertainment market--why aren't insurance companies helping fuel my depraved sexual fantasies" YOUR TURN. And fuck, MY TURN. Everyone should get a turn.
How long should we wait until we head over to the Cute Animals post to talk about how fucking cute they are, and how beastiality has been unfairly and unjustly frowned upon by society. I know we don't engage in it, but sometimes you gotta stick up for the little (cute?) guy, no?
I'm in. Nothing would give me more pleasure. Hahahahaaaa! You know lots of things would (will), but let's start off slow and build up to a pounding, bed banging, ankle grabbing, thrusting, begging for mercy climax. Alone, we can annoy, anger, offend, and disgust. Together, there are no limits to what we can achieve.
Alone we are nothing but warriors. Two boots, 1 one keyboard and little progress.
Together we are an army. United in the name of chaos. Fortified by our hatred of MANsogyny and market research. Fueled by our sorrow at getting stiffed on some Amber Tamblyn books. Disgusted by the hypocrisy. Annoyed by the condescension. Perplexed by the humorless.
We maybe wounded along the way, but we shall never feel shamed and alone again. Today we are 2, but our #'s will swell. Joy and laughter are as addictive as booze and hookers, so our word will spread. Tomorrow 10. Next week? 100. Next month 1000!
Now, to make this pact official, I think we need to exchange butthole pix. Ladies first, Miss Mess.
I solemnly swear to uphold my duties. And now, I have to go to bed. The double vision from my nightly binge is too much--even for autocorrect. Until tomorrow, yours in solidarity, Kym
i gave up caffeine this month, but on a normal level.... once or twice a month. i try and save money, so unless i'm out with a friend or out shopping, i usually don't buy coffee drinks.
ReplyDeleteenergy drinks however.....
When the tin is empty.
ReplyDeleteK-cups come 18 to a box, I drink one cup each weekday morning, so every three to four weeks.
ReplyDeleteI saw this just after going and buying two large coffees just for myself. Ummm...constantly. Like 3-4 times per day.
ReplyDeleteNever. I am 38 years old and have never had a cup of coffee.
ReplyDelete46. And ditto.
DeleteI have had a few lattes in my time but no straight coffee.
DeleteThat explains a lot.
DeleteI usually buy it for home about every 2 weeks--try to shop when it's on sale.
ReplyDeleteNever
ReplyDeleteEvery time I need an enema.
ReplyDeleteCaffeine up the bung hole keeps a person trim & alert. Yet to do this, it is on my bucket list : a bourbon enema. I think G. G Allin did this.
DeleteWhenever I run out of it
ReplyDeleteVIP I was really hoping for an unsolicited NSFW link there. Sigh. ;)
DeleteSeldom by the cup at coffee shops anymore, since leaving the big city for the Starbucks-free environs of the north woods. But in bean form? A lot. Heck, I'm having yet another cup as we speak. But I don't have caffeine receptors--seriously, I can drink a pot of extra-caf and go right to sleep. But I digress.
ReplyDeleteNorth woods where? I have broken my Starbucks addiction but it has been painful. trying to drink Superstore dreck is wearing on my nerves. i now buy coffee about 2x a week if I am out and feeling tired. Otherwise, drinking two to four cups a day, mostly decaf. BOOOO! We make our own hemp milk and it tastes surprisingly good in coffee. I am changing my diet significantly, and this is the only slightly positive event-I can still drink coffee, drink it dairy free, and not wanna slit my own throat. Coffee kept me alive for about a decade...
DeleteWhat kind of question is this!? LOL
ReplyDeleteonce daily
ReplyDeleteWell-played again, VIP! Agent Cooper!
ReplyDeleteUm, yeah, when I'm out? To quote Jason "J.D." Dean, that's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
never, tea all the way!
ReplyDeleteI grind fresh for every pot... (yes, I'm an addict)
ReplyDeleteBut I store the beans in the freezer, stocking up when they're on sale.
(Or if I happen to come across a must have blend)
5 to 7 times a week
ReplyDeletenever. I thought when I grew up I wld like coffee. WhenI was in my 40's, I realized that wasnt going to happen, lol
ReplyDeleteI only drink black tea, don't care for the bitterness, acidity, stomach ache, from coffee that I get.
ReplyDeleteNever
ReplyDeleteI have never purchased coffee.
ReplyDeleteI don't drink it but my sweetie does and we only make it on weekends..the can lasts about 2 months.
ReplyDeleteI buy about two cans a week. My Dad has to have his coffee ready at any time and since he broke his leg and can't really get around in the wheelchair, I just put the coffee pot in his room and rotate out gallon milk jugs full of cold water every day.
ReplyDeleteBeans for home - couple times a year. Coffee shop - daily.
ReplyDeleteCoffee makes me feel sick. Tea drinker here!
ReplyDeleteI just got a cup, actually. Venti iced americano with soy milk. Not nuts about Starbucks, but desperate times...
ReplyDeleteI refuse to spend a dime with Starbucks because their employees have made fun of Deaf patrons and tried to have a group of Deaf patrons arrested for meeting at one of their shops.
ReplyDeleteAt home I make 6 cups in the morning (which is really 3 cups ) so when I run out I will buy more. Or stock up when Folgers Black Silk or COlumbian is on sale. Outside of home? I treat myself to a dunkin iced usually 3x a month during the summer.Perfect for an after beach drink.
ReplyDeleteI'm another one who's never had a cup of coffee, ever.
ReplyDeleteWe make espresso everyday and about twices pe week I'll buy a venti iced chai from Starbucks or on campus.
ReplyDeleteThe undocumented workers who tend my coffee bean fields make sure I always have fresh roasted coffee at my beck and call. Since I pay them with money that we print (shhhhhh) ourselves, I never really have to 'buy' it like the rest of the commoners. Thanks for asking!
ReplyDeleteOnce in a blue moon. Diet Coke on the other hand...
ReplyDeleteJeesus this is a stupid question. What's next how often I buy laundry detergent? Actually we need both right now so I'll go with just once. Today.
ReplyDeleteRunning out of questions Enty?
ReplyDeleteIf by "buy" you mean "drink" -- every day. If you mean when do I go to the store to buy coffe-- when I run out.
ReplyDeleteDrink 3 cups a day, buy a bag once a week.
ReplyDeleteOne Starbucks Ristretto latte every morning. I love it so much. Its the only coffee I drink all day.
ReplyDeleteNever. Hate the stuff. Always have.
ReplyDeleteI prefer Dunkin Donuts coffee and it costs more then 10 bucks in Cali, so I stock up whenever it's on sale or I have a store coupon. I probably go through a bag every 2 weeks.
ReplyDeleteThe only time I buy it is when I'm buying it for someone else. I don't drink coffee. Now black iced tea from Starbucks is a totally different story. At least a few times a day (I have several of my regular Starbucks that I go to that get it ready when they see me walk in, and if my boyfriend is getting one for me all he has to do is say "make it a Pattie special" and they know it.
ReplyDeleteThe best part about living in Sydney is there exists some of the best coffee in the world here. I live walking distance to three of the top roasters so coffee is a multiple time daily event. My limit is six espressos a day though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, huh? You mean buying a cup or a bag? I go through a bag a week or thereabouts. Hardly ever get to go to a cafe for the good stuff -- 4x a year?
ReplyDeletecoffee: 1/2 pot/day
ReplyDeleteshit: 2x/day
grocery shop; 1x/wk
sex: 1-2 /week
booze: 1-3 drinks/wk
There, we're all caught up. Now can we get back to gossip?!
3/4 times a week. It used to be everyday, but have cut back$$.
ReplyDeleteTwice a day, which is almost $10 where I am. I need something to survive my job.
ReplyDeleteI have two homes. Here at the beach house, I use K-cups. At the other house we have a wonderful stand down the road and two gorgeous ladies make the best coffee. I go there several times a day.
ReplyDeleteI buy a bag of coffee every week. I drink a Starbucks latte, or iced coffee every Tuesday, and sometimes on Saturdays...and I go out for coffee with my friends once a week for sure sometimes twice...depending on our schedules.
ReplyDeleteOnly once a week.
ReplyDeleteI hope all of you realize that this is just a thinly veiled scouting mission for site ads. "How often do you think about auto insurance"? "Are your mortgage rates too high"? "Do you have enough life insurance"? Be prepared to answer these in future "Your Turn" posts. Suckers!
ReplyDeleteAre you currently overweight?
ReplyDeleteDo you or a loved one struggle with depression?
ReplyDeleteIs your home protected against fire, floods, or earthquakes?
ReplyDeleteHow often do you eat out every week?
ReplyDeleteHa ha! You said "eat out"
Delete@B Smears: Yes. Although I don't eat out, I always enjoy hearing others share their experiences. I would reread those comments over and over and over and over.... I'm straight, but not not narrow!
Delete@B: just one "not". I'm a stickler for correcting typos. If Enty would just delegate this task to the help, I might be a little more forgiving and less curious about who Rumer Williams is.
DeleteAre you thinking about changing careers?
ReplyDeleteDo you know how much you could save on your next car purchase?
ReplyDeleteAre you paying too much for health insurance?
ReplyDeleteMiss Mess: Do you think we could get some personal lubricant ads? I don't wanna have a mess of bottles of lousy product laying around.
ReplyDeleteI'm at 1.5x per day and it aint a baby back rib, so dry rub aint my first choice.
Would you know if a fancy restaurant secretly replaced your coffee with Folger's?
ReplyDeleteIs your lubricant effective enough to handle today's abundance of hardcore porn?
ReplyDeleteAre you battling an addiction to sex?
ReplyDeleteUnplanned pregnancy?
ReplyDeleteHaving trouble getting court ordered child support payments?
ReplyDeleteNeed a professional bail bondsman to get your baby daddy released?
ReplyDeleteDo you have unresolved issues regarding your time spent as a crack whore?
ReplyDeleteToday's porn is bad for lube sales. Amateur Russian Teen Anal in 720p is a far cry from VHS 70's bush and bad music. By the time you memorize a 30minute scene, it is like 7 pumps till finish.
ReplyDeleteI need the lube for when I close my eyes and conjure my own scenes from daily sightings, or the spank bank.
Yes I am battling sex addiction. Junkies got it easy, they can get pills or rehab through their insurance. Someone afflicted with my disease is ignored as the companies would rather hop me up on blood pressure meds and laser out my prostate than lemme have a $25 co pay for a monthly hooker.
Your argument is compelling and well founded. Since I make my own porn, it's hard for me to put myself in your pants. I do empathize, and hope that Enty will address the needs for a "What do you use to get off--what improvements would you like to see in the adult entertainment market--why aren't insurance companies helping fuel my depraved sexual fantasies" YOUR TURN. And fuck, MY TURN. Everyone should get a turn.
ReplyDeleteHow long should we wait until we head over to the Cute Animals post to talk about how fucking cute they are, and how beastiality has been unfairly and unjustly frowned upon by society. I know we don't engage in it, but sometimes you gotta stick up for the little (cute?) guy, no?
ReplyDeleteWe should hijack the Your Turns for a week and ask our own questions. Nothing too crazy, as we want participation.
ReplyDeletedaily but working on giving it up completely for green tea
ReplyDeleteI'm in. Nothing would give me more pleasure. Hahahahaaaa! You know lots of things would (will), but let's start off slow and build up to a pounding, bed banging, ankle grabbing, thrusting, begging for mercy climax. Alone, we can annoy, anger, offend, and disgust. Together, there are no limits to what we can achieve.
ReplyDeleteAlone we are nothing but warriors. Two boots, 1 one keyboard and little progress.
ReplyDeleteTogether we are an army. United in the name of chaos. Fortified by our hatred of MANsogyny and market research. Fueled by our sorrow at getting stiffed on some Amber Tamblyn books. Disgusted by the hypocrisy. Annoyed by the condescension. Perplexed by the humorless.
We maybe wounded along the way, but we shall never feel shamed and alone again. Today we are 2, but our #'s will swell. Joy and laughter are as addictive as booze and hookers, so our word will spread. Tomorrow 10. Next week? 100. Next month 1000!
Now, to make this pact official, I think we need to exchange butthole pix. Ladies first, Miss Mess.
I solemnly swear to uphold my duties. And now, I have to go to bed. The double vision from my nightly binge is too much--even for autocorrect. Until tomorrow, yours in solidarity, Kym
ReplyDeleteExercises in futility count toward my daily cardio so:
DeleteGET A ROOM!
SayWhat: Say what?!? This IS our room. We own this thread. Who let you in?
ReplyDelete