Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Where Is Amanda Bynes' Dog? Are Her Wigs And Dog Safe?

Lost in all of the shuffle and noise Monday night when Amanda Bynes set herself on fire in a driveway and soaked her dog in gasoline before setting the dog also on fire, is what happened to the dog? Here is the timeline. Amanda Bynes was born. Oh, wait, I guess we don't need to go that far back. But, while I am back there, I thought of the parents. Do you think her dad realizes that maybe Amanda does drink now? Anyway, Amanda goes to the retirement community and they won't let her play pinochle, so she goes to get a gas can and torch the place but can't find the retirement home any longer, but thinks to herself that the people in this one house are ugly and should be dealt with so she begins to pour gasoline, but her dog gets in the way and gets soaked with gas. Amanda gets soaked with gas. She says what the hell, and lights it all on fire anyway. Amanda catches on fire. her dog catches on fire. The driveway catches on fire. Amanda puts the fire out on her leg. Amanda runs to a liquor store for replenishing. Wait, actually, it was to wash off her dog. So, thinking she is an employee she walks in and heads straight for the employee only section without telling anyone what she is doing. The clerk finds her in the bathroom with the dog. when he confronts her, she runs away and the police find her shortly thereafter. They haul her away to the hospital. where is the dog? Is the dog safe? Are her wigs safe?

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