In the new issue of
US Weekly, they are reporting that Simon Cowell is going to be the father of a baby with the wife of his best friend who he has been having an affair with. The article says that Andrew Silverman and his wife Lauren Silverman are estranged. Not separated though and have been living together and that Lauren is leaving her husband to be one of the many women that Simon Cowell has sex with everyday. That is going to be a fun life for her. A baby with a guy who will probably see the baby rarely because Simon will be busy with strip clubs, work and having sex with as many people as possible. Lauren, 36 is about 10 weeks along. I wonder if Simon and Andrew will still be best friends now.
Sounds like those two assholes deserve each other. (Simon and the wife, not Simon and his "friend")
ReplyDeleteAlways keeping it classy, Simon.
ReplyDeletePut it away Simon! No one wants your old lady chesticles and droopy balls!
Delete@Rach - apparently someone does...and she left her husband for him too! Blech.
DeleteHow does a hound dog manage to screw a gazillion people and only get his bff's wife pregnant over 4 decades? He's probably gay and this is just another Hollywood cover. Innocent unborn children be damned. Smoking in a car with a pregnant woman. Classy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he will stop smoking in front of woman carrying baby?
ReplyDeleteI thought he hated kids.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding!! He's always sworn up and down that he would not have kids.
DeleteWonder what changed? Did she have super chocha powers OR did she scrape together some baby batter and use a turkey baster?
Either way, she's set for life.
What a sleazeball!
ReplyDeleteI figured he went the bill maher way and had a vasectomy
ReplyDeleteLauren Silverman: "Cha-ching!"
ReplyDelete@AmyinMI
ReplyDeleteI thought he was snipped too.
Money must be quite an aphrodisiac because he is ick, nast.
ReplyDelete@Karen....
ReplyDeleteexactly my thoughts, too
That is odd news to wake up to, lol. It's like saying Clooney is having a baby.
ReplyDeleteIf she's still living with her husband, how does she know Simon's the father? Unless she's not sleeping with husband at all.
ReplyDeleteclASSy.
ReplyDeleteHe's a slore.
ReplyDeleteIf the baby is born with Moobs, it's probably Simons
ReplyDeleteWell she just secured her future...Simon is very generous...
ReplyDeleteDoes no one use a condom ?
Nothing about this rings true, sorry.
ReplyDeleteOnly ten weeks along and it's already public knowledge? I'll believe it when I see it. He certainly does have a type, doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteI thought his best friend was Jackie St Clair?
ReplyDeleteSuper chocha? That's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThat right, God or Buddha or Karma or whoever runs this damned universe--show off what gifts children are by giving another "gift" to ashholes who dont deserve it while otber people who would be great parents are hopelessly infertile. Whoever the Higher Power is, I hate you.
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ReplyDeleteSad. Simon has been an inspiration to men who believe in banging as many hot chicks as they can while they still "got it". This Silverman chick is not hot AND he slipped up and impregnated her...out of all the women he's been with.
ReplyDeleteSimon needs some help.
Blind Gossip (ahem) is reporting in a blind that the alleged baby momma was also sleeping with Cowell's BROTHER in London and NY, as well as various other guys. Is his brother married? Wonder if Simon would take responsibility to cover for his bro. As douchey as he is could see him doing this.
ReplyDeleteCha- Ching is right!
ReplyDeleteHe will be the first man to breastfeed.
ReplyDeletemy theory: her husband either can't have kids or is gay...Maybe he and Simon want to have a child together a la Jeremy Renner?
ReplyDeleteThis all seems very messy. Who would have known she was pregnant with his child? Too many leaks and questions.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe anyone would have sex with Cowell without at least a couple of condoms.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pig.
ReplyDelete@Lissete...I like your theory!
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