Thursday, July 11, 2013

Selena Gomez Takes Justin Bieber Back

I have obtained some conversations between Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where she agrees to take him back. I think I got it all right. His voice is as high pitched as her voice, so it can be difficult to tell who is talking.

Selena: You have to stop cheating on me.
Justin: Of course babe. Hang on one second. Have a call from Twist. He is supposed to be bringing over some honeys. I mean, some money.
Selena: You told me you would stop acting like a jerk.
Justin: Of course babe. Hang on, the upstairs maid is really ticking me off. She forgot to fold my underwear right again. You know, I can't function unless my tighty whiteys are folded vertically, like the Bible.
Selena: I know. That was very inconsiderate of her.
Justin: Right? Well, when she opens her purse she is going to find a little surprise that will teach her to fold the right way and know that whole mop bucket thing is just the beginning of the damage I can do.
Selena: So, are we going out tonight?
Justin: Nope, but you can come over after the strippers leave. Drop in about midnight and I should be finished with you by one or so.
Selena: That sounds great. God I love you.
Justin: Don't use God's name in vain b**ch. Later. Have to check on my pants. Extra roomy for my Canadian bacon.
Selena: Uh huh. Bye. Text me every five seconds.

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