Kaley Cuoco is the latest person to go for this whole shorts on a red carpet look. Feminine homage to Kevin Smith?
At the same premiere, Cate Blanchett looked better than she has in years.
Even Tom Green was shocked at how good she looked.
At the opposite end of the spectrum, I present to you, Andrew Dice Clay.
Katie Holmes has one set of clothes for her movie shoot. Well, that and when she gets naked which you don't see, and for which the producers of The Gift are eternally grateful.
Leonardo DiCaprio putting on a few pounds. It will be interesting to see if he ever turns into a Marlon Brando type physique.
Lisa Kudrow in NYC.
Andie MacDowell continues to look great. She is 55.
Megan Fox in a still from her new movie. That is probably BAG stalking her in the background.
Dice looks like the creepy uncle you run from during the holidays.
ReplyDeleteI admit I watched Andie's new series on Hallmark. Bad acting but nice scenery.
ReplyDeleteNobody guess Andie for the model/actress in today's blind. She's from SC, and not currently married. *shakes fist*
He probs will turn into Brando. I'm sorry but it's kinda cute to me, the way that happens. Now all he has to do is have some crazy kids tucked away in Tahiti and he's set.
ReplyDeleteIf Kaley was going for an homage to Kevin Smith she'd be wearing an Edmonton Oilers jersey.
ReplyDeleteDice is actually getting great reviews. It only took him 23 years to gain respectability.
Tom Green got old.
Megan's hot.
He's turning into Orson Welles. I think this Enty may be too young to remember him, but Leo even is starting to look like OW. THAT'S the biopic he'll get the Oscar for....somebody get me a pen, some script-writing paper, and a copy of "Save the Cat!"...I'm 'bout to win Leo his Oscar.
ReplyDeletePlease be sure to include the Transformers voiceover work at the end.
DeleteI like Cuoco's outfit, to me that expression does not say "Take my picture" more like "Crap, I just wanted to meet friends for a drink and this guy caught me"
ReplyDeleteEven when Katie Holmes was young she looked old, now, she looks matronly. You could say she carries her own bags.
DiCaprio looks more and more like a major perv. ugh.
My advice to Kaley is to burn that outfit and anything you own that is even remotely similar in any possible way.
ReplyDeleteCate looks great. Katie's feet look huge in those awful booties.
ReplyDelete@Libby... Genius prediction! That will be Leo's Oscar win. Script be damned.
ReplyDeleteAND... Speaking of SAVE THE CAT... I met Blake Snyder and got to read the book before it was released (and hear his plans for the future). Blake was a bright spirit, excited to help writers break into the Hollywood game. Very lovely. RIP Blake!
Tinsel--So glad you got the reference. Can't believe you knew him...That book got some shit lately on Slate.com, ICYDK....
ReplyDeleteAndrew Dice Clay is Ford Farlaine, he will always be remembered in Spain for that movie (its dubbing is, let's say, weird).
ReplyDeleteAndie M. could be the model/actress, she is an important model even today, but also a great actress because she was in that masterpiece "groundhog day".
Leonardo DC doesn't care if he grows a huge gut, he will continue fucking models because he is rich.
Katie in The Gift: the exact opposite of the Holocaust.
ReplyDeleteAndie: please accept my Friend request on FB and my date request. Yes, I have baggage, but at this age, don't we all?
Leo will always be perfection.
ReplyDeleteNice Red Raider ballcap on Leo.
ReplyDeleteHeck yeah!
DeletePoor Leo will end up bizzare-babyface on old persons body. Dice clay bucks trend and does NOT improve with age. Tom green did get old and i dont know wtfs going on with blanchert's get up. Short in back, long in front, long waisted top - its leaving me baffled.
ReplyDeleteAnd im voting no on this shorts thing til i see someone who can carry it off. Hasnt happened yet.
DeleteI don't really care for Kaley or her specific outfit but I don't have a problem with shorts on a red carpet. They are at a movie premiere in the middle of summer and it isn't like she is wearing jean cut offs with flip flops.
ReplyDeleteI always think it's weird when woman wear very formal dresses to movie premieres.
I think it's weird too. I get it that a preimere is a thing, I guess, but it's not Broadway. They wear formal gowns 10x more than the rest of the population anyway, you'd think they'd eschew them when they are in a seat with a cupholder.
DeleteLeo Dicraponaho has always had some chub. Nothing wrong with that at all .....I love great eating too, but it's ironic that his lovers have to be under 115 pounds.
ReplyDeleteLisa Kudrow looks pretty
ReplyDeleteleo is the new jack nicholson
ReplyDeleteand atleast its funny snark at BAG in that last pic
ReplyDeleteIs the comment about Cate Blanchette a reveal about the actress who's battling ovarian cancer?
ReplyDeleteMy BFF moved out to LA about two years ago, and she knows how much I love Leo, so I get a text at 3 am saying she's finally seen him in person. Made my week. Although I wish I could have been there.
ReplyDeleteHe kind of reminds me of Nicholson, too. Except more handsome. Jack Nicholson was never a heartthrob. Had to rely on that superb acting. Wish it was like that with more actors and actresses
I'm thinking/hoping Kaley Cuoco is regretting that whole look today.
ReplyDeleteCate is as beautiful and terrible as the Morn. ...All shall love her and despair!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF is Ford Fairlane doing out and about?
ADC is in the new Woody Allen movie and apparently getting rave reviews?
DeleteKaley looks absolutely MISERABLE!
ReplyDelete@Libby...
ReplyDeleteThanks re: Slate.com info... I didn't know. But I do know few people in film understand the dynamics of commercial screenwriting like Blake S... If people want to bash SAVE THE CAT, I bet they have a lame script stashed away.
I am so blurred by work deadlines and travel I'd know a lot less if it weren't for you and the other CDAN smarties (including Barton Fink and Count J... Your humor slays me!)... On slamming days, I prefer my news filtered by you over the MSM corporate trough-eaters.
I saw a copy of SAVE THE CAT at Barnes & Noble today :)
DeleteKatie's legs - uggggggly.
ReplyDeleteCate Blanchett is looking better than she has in years? HUH? Is that a reference to something?
ReplyDeleteKaley's cute but dress shorts aren't.
I thought Andrew Dice Clay was working as a plumber's assistant. Wishful thinking.
Enty will you please compliment women over 40 without mentioning their age!!! It's so backhanded that it becomes an insult.
ReplyDeleteAngie just demonstrates that drug addicts can look pretty in middle age with a bit of vaseline on the lens, although she is growing a new ass on her front side.
ReplyDeleteCatie got tits. Katie got fat.
Megan's tits sag.
Nothing for me in this locker.