Random Photos Part Two
Alexander Skarsgard wins the awkward family photo of the day award.
Selena Gomez on the way to the Beyonce concert.
Robert Pattinson went too.
Shakira leaves Brazil with her baby daddy.
Salma Hayek and her daughter return from Paris Fashion Week.
Scarlett J hides from photographers at the airport.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady out on a dinner date.
Wendy Williams gets some love after her "Chicago" debut.
How you doing Wendy!!
ReplyDeleteSandra looks fabulous. Suri will be talking trash about Salma's daughter for wearing flats
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Exactly what I was thinking when I saw her shoes.
DeleteSandy...why do you Hollywood types stand like that? It makes you look like you have flipper-feet.
ReplyDeleteGomez
ReplyDeleteShakira: I never had a thing for Shakira, but I caught her on The Voice here and there, and the betch is adorable.
ScarJo
That dude along with Shakira is not piqué (AKA Ibrahimovic lover) who is not black-haired and has always his mouth half open.
ReplyDeletepiqué is Shakira baby daddy, if you couldn't infer it.
ReplyDeleteI usually think Tom looks prettier than Gisele but she looks great here.
ReplyDeleteSalma's daughter looks like Suri except suri's cuter.
ReplyDeleteI like r patz's vintage MTV jacket.
Selena is so gorgeous. I'm glad she dropped that dead weight of hers.
ReplyDeleteShe is the fakest of fake. Gives bud Swifty a real run for her money. What you see isn't what u get.
DeleteWow, everyone here looks skinny as hell except Wendy Williams. And if she says her boobs are real she's fucking lying. BTW WW hideous shoes.
ReplyDeleteOMG..Did the Count just call someone "adorable"? Not a word I thought you would possess in your vocabulary.
Salma's daughter is all her dad, same big jaw and everything.
ReplyDeleteI think there's a typo for the Skarsgard family photo- it's supposed to say awesome, not awkward.
ReplyDelete@Sherry: WTF? You act like I think there are only 2 categories of women, bonable and not bonable.
ReplyDeleteBetches can be attractive in many ways. Some are cute and some are sexy. Some are hot and some are skanky hot. Some are stunning and some are adorable. Some are OK for face to face sex and some are doggy only.
I tend to think of the ladies as apples. They come in a variety of colors and a myriad of flavors, each with its own strengths. You just gotta be careful choosing which one you want, to make sure you don't get a rotten one or one with a worm.
Some are OK for face to face sex and some are doggy only.
DeleteI had to sneeze when I was reading this and ended up cackling instead!!
I didn't really think that Hemlock Grove was all that great, but Skarsgard's younger brother is much hotter than he is. He has a Michael Pitt vibe to him that I adore. He was my absolute favorite part in HG. Alex needs to watch his back.
ReplyDeletePattinson looks like he feels so much lighter since he got out of his contract with KStew. Good for him. I still don't find him attractive, but I am all for freedom.
It's like Pattison is only one shoe though because I'm so used to seeing him with that gloomy girlfriend he used to have.
ReplyDeleteWhy in the world does Shakira only have a Graco? I'm a stay at home mom and even I have a Bugaboo.
ReplyDeleteSelma is excited because her husband the bought all the businesses that slighted her and has fired everyone.
ReplyDeleteShakira is a sweetheart, in real life, you guys. No faking.
ReplyDeleteOopsy-
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's not a brand whore. She has money, she doesn't need a Bugaboo to pretend that she does.
I had dinner with Tom and Giselle one night at the Ritz in NYC.
ReplyDeleteWell, they were at the table next to me. :-)