Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Random Photos Part Two
In case you ever wondered what Nicole Kidman looked like with a beard.
Naya Rivera plays strip poker against herself. It is like she can read my dreams.
Nicole Richie in Portofino with
her husband and Magic Johnson.
Orlando Bloom decides NYC needs to see him without his shirt. The nanny does not seem that impressed.
Olivier Martinez gets lunch for one at Ralph's.
Pamela Anderson running late for lunch with her ex Rick Saloman.
Prince Jackson takes Blanket out for Starbucks.
Yes, those appear to be four stars on Rachel Bilson's neck. I can't imagine they are real. Of course she has other things in her life not real, so, she is pretty used to faking things.
I would love to see orlando shirtless in person
ReplyDeleteOh puke pammy and rick are back together again. Let the spread of mega diseases commence.
Ok why don't they start calling Blanket Michael? I know it would be to confusing for everyone to call him Prince also as Michael named both boys Prince Michael but good grief! The media gave him the nickname Blanket and they just won't let it go.
ReplyDeleteI was about to make the same comment, come on, the kid needs some kind of normal type name. Could you imagine being called blanket, hankie, pillow?
ReplyDelete"Naya Rivera plays strip poker against herself. It is like she can read my dreams."
ReplyDeleteMine too.
I thought Michael called him Blanket?
ReplyDeleteFunny about Bilson and Hayden.
Bilson
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Kidman {cringe}
Michael did call him blanket. It was a corruption of buddist sayingvor something. I too think its high time he got a real name. Unless he loves it.
ReplyDeleteI really dont like magic johnson. I think hes a sneaky liar. Did he have HIV? Is he cured? Its all so murky. Obviously if he is cured, let others in on secret.
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ReplyDeleteI am astonished by how Olivier Martinez's inner ugliness has found its way so completely to his exterior.
ReplyDeleteI mean, we're not talking faded looks on an aging actor. We're talking major ugly dweeby ferret face.
Nicole looks like Hannibal Lecter.
ReplyDeleteNaya looks GOOD. Gotta show my wife that photo, she luvs her. Every time her m&m commercial comes on Mrs. Noble squees a bit.
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Count
It's a Count of Orlando Christo sandwich for me.
@Miss Mess: That's cool. You looking for a DP or Orlando and I do rock paper scissors for choice of which end we get?
ReplyDeleteNicole is gorgeous.
ReplyDelete@Count: You might as well be asking me to choose between Folgers and Maxwell House. It can't be done. I love them both equally. Can't I have both? It was my birthday in May and Christmas is only months away. xoxo, Kym
ReplyDeleteHoly chest bones Nicole! Why is Bilson still here?
ReplyDelete@Miss Mess: I guess so. Don't worry about the backdoor luvin. I'm about to pick up some Kosher Lube, so I can instruct members of the tribe on the ins and outs of balloon knot luvin.
ReplyDeleteI like that Pammy is completely off the ground. And the fact I.love her..even if she is pay for play..I like that she is who she is and have personally heard really great things.
ReplyDelete@Megan, I was coming to post that Pamela can fly.
DeleteMichael Jackson has beautiful children.
Count - I'm a little surprised that you'd bang Kidman in lieu of Naya Rivera.
ReplyDeleteNicole is looking so very thin where as her H Joel? Looks like he's been eating extras..
ReplyDelete@auntliddy: You can have HIV for many many years and be just as healthy as someone without it.
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ReplyDeleteNicole's eyes looks amazing.
ReplyDeleteAlso, with her face covered from bottom of the nose down she looks like Charlize Theron.
DeleteWhy is the dogs leash wrapped around Orlando's body? Afraid the wrist strap would mess up his tan?
ReplyDeleteIs that overly photoshopped thing supposed to look like Nicole Kidman?
ReplyDelete@Disco: Isn't that Rivera broad Melo's ex, the Honey Nut Cheerios one? If so she been with WAAAAAAAAAAAY to many NBA guys for me to touch the sides in any hole she got. Plus, I was always an Apple Jacks guy.
ReplyDeleteIt's hot as hell in NY but walking around without your shirt on is a tad attention seeking. You just don't see that in the city. He does look good though so I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong.
ReplyDeleteNicole looks like she borrowed that dress from Dorothy Spornak.Or Mary-Kate Olsen.
ReplyDeletePhotoshop is kidman's best friend. Otherwise they would have had to cover up her whole face.
ReplyDeleteNobody walks around the City without a shirt on, Orlando. That's poor form. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteNaya just drives me nuts, she's so obsessed with being sexy. When Glee goes off the air, Playboy, hardcore.
ReplyDelete@Iceberg: If you consider one person physically abusing another, and fighting loud enough that neighbors call the police, simply a temper, then I hope you find a mate with a temper to beat some brains into you.
ReplyDeleteOrlando: Your kid is adorns. Your wife is beautiful. I realize you need attention. But walking around with your man boobies and underwear in display is not attractive at all. AT. ALL.
ReplyDeleteAdorbs! Not adorns. Darn auto text.
Deletedoes Kidman have a thong on her face?
ReplyDeleteI just re-watched the Orlando Bloom Extras the other night. He should do a comedy, he was pretty funny. That show even made Chris Martin funny and likable.
ReplyDeleteI hope Paris is ok, and that the Princes Michael I & II rally around their sister.
I fucking LOVE Orlando in Extras. "Willy Wonka? Jonny Wanker!"
DeletePam's nips are riding high!
ReplyDeleteYes! How did no one else comment?
ReplyDeleteOlivier marries the crazy one & overnight he turns nightmarish looking. Kylie must be laughing her little head off.
ReplyDeleteOrlando needs to work more and go back on the offensive career and stature wise, especially to balance the um stories about Miranda Kee! He maybe needs a little revamp of his team?! I mean look at that body. Work, dude. Now.
ReplyDeleteErr Kerr
ReplyDeleteOur Nic - a beard WEARING a beard.
ReplyDeleteOlivier being pictured next to a sign advertising sanitising wipes could not be more appropriate.
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