Five parts today.
I'm trying to decide which is more obnoxious. Amber Rose licking all those $100 bills last week or Miley Cyrus in front of all these Chanel bags. I am going with Amber just because Miley did earn her money on her own and is not a groupie who got lucky twice.
Miley and Nicole Scherzinger then went out and Miley opened her mouth and the UK wanted to send her home. "Look ya'll, that guard has a bear hat like Paddington."
Orlando Bloom shows off his muscles to the world. Or to his son.
Penelope Cruz shows off her baby bump to the world. Curses Javier Bardem and summer pregnancies.
Rick Harrison got married for the third time. His three sons were the groomsmen.
Selena Gomez celebrating her 21st birthday with Lily Collins.
Shia LaBeouf has not changed his clothes in two weeks.
Sofia Vergara is still in Greece.
Meanwhile, Vanessa Hudgens is in Italy.
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ReplyDeleteI really hate Miley's hair like that.
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ReplyDeleteShia and his girlfriend look like assholes.
ReplyDeleteLook how Selena is eyeing up Lilly!
Congrats Rick!
@kpeony i think sel is just really drunk lol :)
ReplyDeletethe bridesmaid closest to the bride looks like the wanna-be singer, brittany kerr.
I think at this point, Penelope's beyond a 'bump'.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Penelope is always pregnant. But I know she isn't.
ReplyDeleteIt's "y'all" not "ya'll"
ReplyDeleteSelena is way too darling to be embarrassing herself any further with the Bieby boy.
Bwahahahaha! Thank you for that, I needed a belly laugh. Selena Gomez, "darling?" Chasing after a younger dude even though you know he's cheating, & your obsession getting blitzed out in 5 star hotel around the world, using that relationship to remain current. .
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ReplyDeleteMiley/Sherziger tag team. I think you could get so much out of Miley by paying too much attention to the other chick it would be fun.
Cruz, she look like she gonna burst any moment. And look at them juggs!
That broad looks like she could be Rick's grand daughter. Fellas, after the first failed marriage, I can understand the desire to do it again and try to get it right. After the second fail, just give it up.
Miley looks like an exremely annoying person. The facial expression on her and Sherzinger says it all. I think the Chanel bags are obnoxious, especially IN THIS ECONOMY ( copyright Michael K), and it's clear that she arranged them carefully just so. I would be self conscious and embarassed if I was shopping at Chanel and would hide the bags, not post them all to twitter.Obnoxious twit.
ReplyDeleteRick Harrison is a smart guy, he HAS to know how stupid he looks marrying someone 1/3 his age.
ReplyDeleteIf he was smart, he wouldn't be on his 3rd marriage.
ReplyDeleteTrue that. He's gonna have to share more o that pawn shop swag now, though. How DO you chop one steel skull and pleather bracelet into 3 equal parts?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a VHudg fan but she always seems to be having a good time.
ReplyDeleteugg Miley Cyrus needs to just sit down
ReplyDeleteOh yeah- that gal is marrying Rick Harrison b/c he's hot, not b/c he has dough. With that smoker's laugh, I picture him smelling of stale cigs & asscrack.
ReplyDeleteRick Harrison should have called his buddy in to make sure she was legit.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm sure he has an expert buddy who knows all about skanky gold diggers. Like what Count said, who gets married again? You can keep her around by buying her things, marriage just chains you to another 18 year child support bill.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that while Rick's gal is a golddigger, she's 14kt gold plated...genuinely fake.
ReplyDeleteOh my Lord! Penelope just needs to shower and sit down. She looks as if she's in labor at that concert.
ReplyDeleteJavier sez, "Vreaf, me la medre bebe ...uno, dos, tres...RElajARSE!! Thatz me el pulgar!!"
Who da fuck is Rick? I'm guessing he's not the dad from My three Sons.
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for @Miley'sMouth to join @Amanda'sWig.
ReplyDeleteMaybe not.
SawWhat: wouldn't be the first time LiLo has a mouth full if hair.
ReplyDelete@Rach, BANG!
DeleteThreesome: @Miley'sMouth, @Amanda'sWig, @Lilo'sFurFull. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
If Miley is Chanel's target or demographic audience, and she ISN'T, they might as well hang it up.
ReplyDeleteOr IS she? Remember all of that c#UPP& denim stuff that reeked to high heaven and cost a high holy hell fortune?
Kunty Carl, you're pretty freaky and ugly in your appearances. If you've achieved your goal of bringing down the House of Chanel to 'Miley Standards', then you've won.
Actuallly, doesn't Amber Rose own her own retail store? Hell, at least she didn't release a sex tape in order to do it.
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