Monday, July 08, 2013
Random Photos Part Four
Elisha Cuthbert finally married a hockey player. It seems like she has gone from one to the next for a decade. I'm happy for her.
Ellen gets some help with her furniture purchase.
Elle Fanning out shopping, but ready for the beach.
Eva Longoria shows off her boyfriend to the public for the first time.
Fergie gets ready for the night shift at Benihana.
Halle Berry is glowing. Must have prank called Gabriel again.
Kaley Cuoco shows off her boyfriend Superman.
Heidi Klum on vacation with her kids and former employee.
Angelina Jolie and Max hit Hawaii.
Hey look its @VIPBlonde.
ReplyDeleteI really like her outfit. Also super jealous that she snagged him. You go, VIP!!
DeleteHalle and Angelina are the only non-blondies, so which one is supposedly VIP? Kaley? She's too busy schlepping coffee for Superman. I think it's Fergie.
DeleteJolie's son is named Pax, or her other son is Maddox.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Ellen reminds me of a guy I use to date...never realized how much they look a like
ReplyDeleteAnd MADDOX got reay big...now I feel kinda old
Ent, did you say "Max" because you were not sure which son she was with and thought you would split the difference between Maddox and Pax?
ReplyDeleteI'd hardly call dating 2 hockey players "she has gone from one to the next for a decade." They're both douchnozzles though, so maybe it seems like a long string of puke.
ReplyDeleteApart from the curves, Ellen looks like Joe Simpson!
Elisha dated 3 players in a row
DeleteI love Ellen, but somebody forgot the Cover Girl makeup.
ReplyDeleteAnd the sunscreen.
DeleteEva's guy is yummy.
ReplyDeleteMax? who the fuck is Max?
confirmation for the Brad and Ange blind! Really? She takes her Son for a one on one vacay to Hawaii? Not Brad fucking Pitt? What the hell is wrong with her? Guilty conscience Skankelina?
ReplyDeleteShe has two sons with her, and the rest are catching up in a few days. They're relocated for the next eight weeks while Angie directs a movie.
DeleteShe piss in your corn flakes or something?
Elisha has a "type"... I like that she married hers.
ReplyDeleteHaha @mygeorgie - Ellen does look like Joe Simpson!
That platinum blonde on Ellen is whack. She’s probably going lighter for summer/to cover the gray but she just looks like Ed Begley, Jr. FUG.
ReplyDeleteFergie always looks so uncomfortable, like she’s walking on eggshells or something. I’ve also noticed that we haven’t seen her eyes or a genuine smile ONCE during her entire pregnancy! Face down, sunglasses on, shaggy bed-head. Maybe she’s the answer to that preggo and jonesing for botox blind instead of KK?
wow. cover-girl makeup is like magic.
ReplyDeleteI love that Angie spends one on one time with the kids. In a big family that is very important. Since when is that being a bad mother?
ReplyDeleteI thought Ellen was morphing into Lloyd Bridges.
ReplyDeleteShe "picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"!
DeleteVIPBlonde is Elisha Cuthbert? Huh?
ReplyDeleteKaley Cuoco is VIPBlonde? How did I miss that?!
ReplyDeleteFirst time I've seen Ellen actually look her age! I've also never noticed her boobs.
ReplyDeleteHalle is gorgeous.
Maybe Fergie is having a rough pregnancy?
Kudos to Kaley! Cavill looks like he's learning to walk...
ReplyDeleteAnd I love Elisha Cuthbert's wedding dress so pretty.
ReplyDeleteyah to Elisha getting married here on PEI.
ReplyDeleteOMG. The Ellen/Covergirl comments are hysterical.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Fergie due soon? I always liked her. I always like everybody who is hated on on this site. LOL. I was a Kids Inc. fan. What can I say?
Psst, hey Ellen, is that a phablet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
ReplyDeleteSeriously though- I love Ellen so hard. I'd hit it in a nanosecond, even (especially?) without makeup.
@Susan LOL Me too. I like Fergie, Goop, Katy Perry, Nic, and even kinda JLO. Haha
ReplyDeleteI thought that Superman guy was the subject of a blind item that said his team was making him date other people for camera time?
ReplyDeleteHalle Berry, Halle Berry!
That pic of Cavil is obviously Photoshopped.
ReplyDeleteI think that Kaley and Henry make a very cute couple. All the hate reminds me of when Jenn Aniston started dating Brad Pitt. Everyone was shocked that all movie Brad would date mostly-TV Jenn.
ReplyDeleteUgh, no white woman looks good in corn rows. Bo Derek is the only exception.
ReplyDeleteEllen bought a 26 million dollar house--doesn't she have "people" who go get the chairs?
ReplyDeleteWhat's all this talk about @VIP?? Elisha, Kaley???
ReplyDeleteSomeone please explain!
I think it's a joke that Kaylie Cucuo is VIP, they also say she's Enty because she gets a lot of the Blinds correct.
ReplyDeleteI do like that pic because it looks like she's saying "MUAHAHAHA, Back off bitchesssss, Superman is mine!"
Or this is what I'd say, anyway.
Ellen needs that make up.
That Cavill/Cuoco matchup is so obviously fake. I haven't said that about any other rumored "bearding" couples because I've never been sure, but this time I don't have any doubt. Their daily photo ops are just so contrived!!
ReplyDeleteMy memaw goes to Mexico every year on an "old lady cruise" (her terms, not mine) and always comes back with cornrows. She's 74 and it looks ridiculous but we say nothing except "glad it was a great time!"
ReplyDeleteMal, this may win the Internet to day. Hilarious.
DeleteWhat is wrong with Elisha Cuthbert's face there? Did she have some bad plastic surgery, or is that just a bad picture?
ReplyDeleteApparently one of the old Ents is back (or never left). He has been mistakenly calling Maddox Max for YEARS!
ReplyDeleteI have loved Kaley Cuoco since I saw the big bang theory for the very first time. HOWEVER, Henry Cavill is my main actor crush! I feel deceived! You sir, have broken my heart.
ReplyDeleteFergie Ferg is no spring chicken to be having a baby. She could be having a hard time. I know toward the end of my pregnancy I was miserable! So cute her some slack!
ReplyDeleteVIP is Ellen?! Cool!
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Kelly Cuoco anyway?? And, if you're 74, you can do anything you want with your hair! :)
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