Hugh Grant is all ready with his valet ticket 100 feet from the car.
Heidi Klum says her mom is the one who photographs her naked. More awkward when she is holding the camera during the making of sex tapes.
Jodie Foster's kid runs as fast as he can. Go for it kid.
Casper and Jennifer Lopez.
Meanwhile her ex gets ready for the Pledge of Allegiance.
This is a first time appearance for Katie Aselton in the photos.
Not so for Naya Rivera. I would probably out her in everyday if she asked and brought me bacon.
Ditto for Aubrey Plaza.
Stop trying to convince me that you're a man today, Enty. Not after the snark today...
ReplyDeleteJodie's little mini-me almost-gingers are ADORABLE. They were so cute in their little tuxedos at the GG's.
ReplyDeleteThey wouldn't even need to bring me bacon.
ReplyDelete"I would probably out her in everyday
ReplyDeletehuh?
Typo: Put, not Out.
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Maybe it's the pic, but Hugh Grant hasn't the best face there.
ReplyDeleteIf she were straight, I would bang Jodie Foster everyday with love, despite of the age difference between us.
Oh, Aubrey. If he wasn't doing it before, Mr. Bogia is surely wanking over you now.
ReplyDeleteCasper has lasted a lot longer than I thought he would.
ReplyDeleteYes, he has. But so cute holding mom J Lo's hand, what a dear.
ReplyDelete@Redd - That's what I was going to comment on too. It's a bad picture. She really does look like his mom there.
ReplyDeleteIs Aubrey undead or just just has a serious Iron deficiency?
ReplyDeleteAubrey Plaza doing unironic cheesecake photos? OK it is Audrey Plaza. There has to be some undercurrent of irony there.
ReplyDeleteJ Lo looks strange and unhappy wearing regular clothes.
ReplyDeleteI love Katie Aselton. I can't wait for the new season of The League.
ReplyDeleteErin, he musta been bad in the bad way!
ReplyDeleteI was watching Parks and Rec S2 last night and the sexual tension created between April and Andy was so good! They nailed the 20 year old crushing on the older guy with a really awkward confidence. Took me back to when I was 20...all those 4 years ago.
ReplyDeleteIs that jennifer aniston in the photo w Katie Aselton? If not, there sure seems to be a resemblance...
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad Aubrey's getting more attention! Very well-deserved. She's actually a superb actress, and those who think she's one-note have obviously not seen her more recent work. So happy for her!
ReplyDeleteI want to see Heidi fucking and sucking a big black cock on film.
ReplyDeleteMassive: Why, to remind you of your time in the joint?
ReplyDeleteBURNNNNN! Nailed it, my lowlife lovah!
DeleteJ Lo, those shorts are awful. Almost as awful as your boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Sophia B, I'ma have to add that to my tag line.
ReplyDeleteCount "SuperStar" Jerkula, the Lowlife Lovah.
I like it.
It's nice to see Jenny taking a break from entertaining bloodthirsty murderers by taking a stroll with her fella.
ReplyDelete* Warm feelings *
No, Count, I get off seeing blonde stupormodels defiled by big, greasy, nigger cock and big loads of nigger chocolate milk.
ReplyDeleteEven if they dig black guys? I mean I can see getting off to it if they don't like black guys and they are begrudgingly taking part to earn some meth money, but if they are BBC addicts, then it loses a little luster. Although Heidi and Wesley Pipes would be cool, cause that dude talks a lot of funny shit to the whores.
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