Random Photos Part Five
Chris Pratt gets the top spot because he had the best 4th of July Tweet ever and also managed to get his body into this kind of shape.
Not getting the top spot, but getting the drunk and almost naked award of the day was Brandi Glanville who got hammered last night with a sweaty date to help her.
Cameron Diaz looks like a little bit of sunshine here.
Mr. Darcy is now a 12 foot statue in Hyde Park.
Yeah, it looks like a bad prom photo to me too.
They kissed on their honeymoon. I'm pretty sick just thinking about it.
Catherine Zeta Jones makes a public appearance. At LAX, but still public.
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Did avril wear black to hide her baby bump and she has always been obsessed with high school so I'm not suprise her wedding photo looks like a prom photo.
Chad Kroger (sp?) looks like an avatar
Great, we have Anne and Catherine in the randoms, leaving airports, wearing giant sunglasses. *throwing up hands* Whatever. *stomping off to pout*
Is Cameron wearing scrubs as a bathing suit cover-up or is it a green potato sack?
Oh dear miss brandy. She does not seem to be doing very well. Next rehab patient, maybe?
All black wedding. Edgy.
Brandi's keeping it classy.
You just know LeeAnn is blowing those pictures up and framing them as Christmas gifts for the kids.
At first I saw the bouquet and thought her pregnant belly exploded in size overnight.
What was the best tweet ever?
Andy Dwyer is smokin' hot in that snap.
I love Brandi, what a mess.
Dear Avril, Please lay off of the black eyeliner, it looks like crap.
Glanville
Avril
CZJ
As much as I wish them all the best with the marriage and baby, damn they look like waxworks! Mr Darcy looks more realistic!! Chad, dude, either shave it all off or grow a full one jeezuz!!
@Bacon Ranch - love it!
What's the dealio with what Brandi has on? It's like a slip and a pair of black panties. Super duper classy. Klassy, in fact.
Oh Mr. Darcy.
I love me my Darcy, but I don't like this figurine. No, sir.
I would love to see CZJ and Victoria Beckham have a glamorous bitchface contest.
Avril and her beau look hella cheezy, but I can't hate on their love. Just don't make me listen to their music. Ever.
Oh, Brandi. For SHAME!!! This is even too much for a drunk college sophomore stumbling from the frat houses. You're a mother!! Get it together.
I want to know what Brandi's outfit looked like at the beginning for the night. Dlisted has a great shot of her tampon string hanging out. God bless her if she isn't mortifed.
Really Brandi. WTF did you leave the house wearing? You must have been drunk before you left.
Colin Firth is the only person worth of a post in that whole slew of pictures!
The Mr Darcy statue is terrifying...but also makes me think of happy things.
All I need is for Bridget Jones to react to that Darcy statue. That would be fab!
Vita - Are you fucking kidding me: re: Brandi tampon. I must go to Dlisted RIGHT NOW.
(So thankful that my son's nap coincides with happy hour.)
OMG. I just saw the tampon string. NIGHTMARE!!!
Bacon Ranch- that hot mess is Leann's Christmas card. It's already at the printers.
I have a huge crush on Chris Pratt no matter what weight he is, but HOT DAMN he looks good!
ethorne - LMAO!
What would the caption say: Have a blessed Christmas and a classy New Year.
Gabby - I know! I totally had to go look up if that was the same dude from Parks and Rec. Am I the only gal who watches Parks and Rec? Did he lose all that weight for a role or something? He looks fine.
And brandi claims to love her kids so much? Wtf kind of example is this being? I will never understand this woman.
Susan the caption is, "Happy Holidays Bitch. I got your man."
Brandi has been hilarious on Twitter today. She said that people kept buying her drinks and she was just being polite!
I'm going to use that one the next time I stumble off my stilettos
Haha I stand corrected ethorne. ^5 frufra.
That sounds like a Lohan excuse cali.
"they just kept giving me drugs. It would be RUDE to say no"
or a Bynes
"He wanted me to hold his vase. How was I supposed to know it was what you people call a bong? I don't do drugs."
How the hell do you get to be 40 years old and not know how to hide your freakin tampon string? Basics, ladies!! Teach your children well!!!
IT WAS A FLOWER VASE!!!!!
Avril and Chad are kind of face twins. And I really want South Park to include them in a future trip to Canada. They look like the Canadians of South Park.
Chad married a raccoon with a wig!
I like Brandi in a reality-tv-trainwreck-kinda-way, but she really needs to take note: The Internet is FOREVA. Her poor boys are on my brain. Her boys!!!
"Canadians of South Park" - DYING!! Too funny.
re: Brandi Glanville.. omg.. this looks dangerously close to hitting bottom
@Vita, I was thinking the same. They look like they belong together.
Does that groom have on a Danny Bonaduce mask? Bless his heart.
LOVE CZJ's outfit here.
I agree that Brandi is traveling fast on a downward trajectory. The NY Daily News had an article from a couple weeks ago quoting some douche she went out with who said that she blew him on her kitchen floor. I like her and hope she gets her shit together. Here's the link: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/john-kerwin-brandi-glanville-lady-article-1.1382374
Tampon string Susan and Vita? Oh the horror. ( Also scrambles to Dlisted.)
Just popping in to spread this:
http://tonyortega.org/2013/07/08/scientology-celebrity-rebellion-leah-remini-dared-to-ask-wheres-shelly/
Several other people in the know are corroborating this as well. I only hope Leah Remini pulls a Jason Beghe and gives Mark Bunker a long and curse-filled interview. That would make my year. :)
Ethorne: But you know what happens then is you forget the tuck and start making a condo. The next week you wonder why Shark week ended early and where's that smell coming from?
Lord I apologize for my graphic depiction.
Wow, I might rethink my stance on Leah Remini if that's true!
Love Chris Pratt and Parks n Rec! I just saw the trailer for the Lego movie and I'll be damned if he and Nick Offerman didn't make me curious to see it--and that is no small feat. He got in shape like this for Zero Dark Thirty, but I can't remember the name of the movie this is for.
@Dolphy: Nothing wrong with kitchen sex.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
:)
Please Sherry never apologize for that! I officially effing love you because of it!
@Count, you are correct---there is nothing wrong with kitchen sex. I just think that Brandi is exercising real bad judgement these days. She has kids + an nemesis (LR) who hates her fucking guts and all of this shit is gonna stay on the interweb forever.
Andy looks very hot, though... Call me crazy, but I kind of liked Chris Pratt with a little pudge on him. I like big, adorable teddy bear men.
"Leah Remini wrote up David Miscavige, the leader of Scientology, and submitted it for action." Next we'll be asking "Where's Leah".
The one with her tampon string hanging out, ( saw on Dlisted), is super duper classy, I hope it gets the inside left portion of the Xmas card, or a separate New Year's card, at least. Elegance has a name, dammit, and it's TAMPAX.
I always get Brandi Glanville confused with Brooke Meuller. I was like, who let this beotch outta rehab?
Right there with ya about Chris Pratt, April Walsh. I'm super impressed, though.
Did anyone else think that string is super long?
This makes me feel so sad for Brandi... It would be nice for her to snap out of it and "move on" but sometimes it's really hard - I feel really bad for her heartbreak and what it's done to her.
The worst part is that next week we will have to see LeAnn try to one up these with her paparazzi buddies
"Elegance has a name, dammit, and it's TAMPAX."
I think this is my favorite quote in the whole thread.
Avril and Chad. Eww. The idea of them spawning creeps me out...oh, the "music" that child might try to make twenty years from now!
CZJ looks great, doesn't she? Hope she's doing well.
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