Thursday, July 18, 2013
Random Photos Part Five
Brad Pitt has arrived back in France and is ready to get married. Possibly.
Someone who did get married was Carlos Leon who once had a baby with
Madonna. Lourdes is the one covering her face.
Courtney Stodden and her back scratcher goes where back scratchers should not go.
Catherine Zeta Jones learns to do the lean back so it looks like she is walking backwards.
Emma Roberts cries after learning that punching her boyfriend in the face does have consequences. It gets you more publicity and a higher asking fee for your next movie.
Evan Rachel Wood is counting down the days to the birth and her first post pregnancy joint.
Gisele Bundchen shopping for herself in Santa Monica.
Stodden is probably the classiest prostitute I've ever seen. And that's saying a lot.
ReplyDeleteEmma Roberts should do the alec baldwin defense, which I don't know how it is, but totally works.
Pitt's shoes: do they come all scuffed like that or has he been cow pokin' around alot in them...
ReplyDeleteCarlos Leon's new wife is gorgeous!! And those blue sandals -- lovely! He seems like a good fella.
Love how she's gazining at him lovingly and all his attn is on the cameras
DeleteHow did a blah photo of Brad Pitt get to be on top today? Is(are) the new Enty(ies) in love with Brad? That would explain the perpetual snark on Jen and Angie.
ReplyDeleteWOW! Let's all do the slow clap for Courtney who's bravely wearing a panty for the very first time.
ReplyDeleteDont kill me, but cant you use a vape while pregnant? Or edibles?
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DeleteMy bad kels
DeleteI hope you could vape while prego
Would take away the morning sickness
Oh for the love of god, someone slip Courtney a deworming pill ASAP.
ReplyDeleteKels: google: Dr. Melanie Dreher
ReplyDeleteI like!
DeleteLOLing at Momma Bear's comment!
ReplyDeleteYou're mean to me. I'm telling my mum!
DeleteMommaBear wins the internet for the day! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteEvan Racheal Wood, w/ the baby bump
ReplyDeleteBroad Madonna's ex boy toy married
Emma Roberts, as long as she is still crying and agrees to wrist restraints.
You seem to have a penchant for the preggers ladies....mummy issues?
DeleteOM gerd Agree with you again, Evan is HOT with the bump
DeleteYou were right count, it gets better every time!
Help me! Iv'e fallen to the darkside!
Oh please, you know that back scratcher has been further south of Stodden's border.
ReplyDeleteYou feeling OK, Enty?
It looks more like a short handled riding crop.
DeleteFunny but I met Carlos Leon years ago and he always gave me "gay" vibe for realz.
ReplyDeleteIs it only me or is Courtney's breast so streched, it's purple
ReplyDeleteThey look like over ripe melons.
DeleteDid anyone else see the pics of Emma Roberts black and blue legs? If mine looked like that my boyfriend would have had a bloody nose also.
ReplyDeletePhotos of people cry seem super invasive. Just a personal comment. Not an attack on Enty. Does anyone else feel like that?
ReplyDeleteI think Courtney has the most painful looking breasts I've ever seen, they look like the skin might tear.
ReplyDeleteI cant get over them...you're so right...get it you're a fame who-rey for hollywood but geez girl..ur tatas are painful and weird looking...there has to have been better option. That why doug is holding on so tight looking at her feet, he's trying for best postion to catch her in case she gies ass over kettle.
Delete*falls ...sometimes my dyslexia shows..sorry
DeleteI'm sure what Brad Pitt is wearing cost more than I spend on clothes in a year, but he still looks like a homeless person who lives in a dumpster.
ReplyDelete@ Jessie - it depends on what they're crying about. If it over a death etc., then yes, I feel that is too intrusive.
ReplyDeleteHowever, with Ms. Roberts, she's crying in self-pity, IMO, so this photo is fine with me.
Courtney's photo reminds me of that Friends Thanksgiving flashback episode where Monica first lost weight and Rachel told her to make everything she touches sexy to impress Chandler.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh, mmmmm, these carrots. These carrots are soooooo sexy. This macaroni. Ohhhh, this macaroni is sooooo sexy
Omg. U really nailed it.
DeleteThere's an awful lot of chin going on in the pic with Carlos and his new wife, but if the shoe size is any indication, I'm sure the marriage will be just fine.
ReplyDeleteI like Carlos Leon. He always seems to pop up on shows that I really like.
ReplyDeleteOz for one!
DeleteEmma Roberts, PR-pre-planned crying for sympathy. Is that the boyfriend she beat up hugging her? What an ass. And btw, that looks like a riding crop, not a back scratcher. She's using it exactly correct.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask darling. Mummy walked into a door. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
DeleteNothing. She's already been told twice.
I know it's all late and most of you won't see this but... Premios Juventud is on right now. It's a Spanish award show. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are on it. I wonder what's going to happen backstage?
ReplyDeleteStodden's boobs = size of her butt. She's like an über deformed Barbie.
ReplyDeleteLols @ sunny. Spot on, bit of smell the fart acting face about her too
ReplyDeleteWhy is this Courtney Stodden person a part of my daily gossip?
ReplyDeleteERW rocks a cute baby bump.
I wonder what Giselle's shopping allowance is.
That's a strap, not a scratcher. She's whippin her own ass, because Douggie is too busy putting on makeup to do it for her.
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ReplyDeleteYou seem to have a penchant for the preggers ladies....mummy issues?
I figger that's aimed at me?
I just like hot pregnant chicks. Big swollen cans, the awkwardness of it, the raging hormones, the lactating, the glow. I'll probably never experience sex with a pregnant woman again, so I dig fantasizing about it.
Only issues I have w/ mummy are when she won't shaddap, but she's a broad, so ya gotta expect them things.
Good to know! When the kid of the mutha you've been pounding is born, I hope he taps you in the forehead with his finger and asks "how do you fucking like it?!"
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ReplyDeleteHa! Smell the fart acting. Friends is my comfort show - I could quote it all day!
@Smears: Like I'm hung enough to reach it.
ReplyDeleteT'was what I was implying!
DeleteCarlos Leon is on speed dial for all the Law & Order shows. He always pops up as one of the criminals who turns on the main criminal and usually, he ends up dead.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone noticed Vadge's exes all seem happy and get married when they move on? The one exception is Sean Penn, but he's just a naturally miserable narcissist.
ReplyDeleteIs there anyone who finds Courtney attractive?
ReplyDeleteShe realy has/had the potential.
But then she got those big awful juggs
She was a maybe, now with those streched out pillows
@marie-ski: That's it. Do you feel the energy of the dark side? It makes you feel ALIVE.
ReplyDeleteThe skin on Courtney's chest has to be in so much pain. Even if/when she has them removed, that skin is going to be stretched beyond recovery.
ReplyDeleteI feel so sad and sorry for her, for some reason.
Draw string waist pants Brad? Really??
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