Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Random Photos Part Five
Angelina Jolie is still in Hawaii. So, do you think she weighs more or less than 92 pounds as one tabloid reported.
We know how much Amanda Bynes weighs because she tells us everyday. I called that blue wig.
Ben Affleck shows off his gold teeth. Wants a full grill.
Brooke Burke with a couple of her kids.
Bradley Cooper is back in New York and on his way to a lunch date with his girlfriend.
Beyonce in glitter. Not the movie.
Bill Murray filming his latest movie.
Courteney Cox is directing her first movie and tells Olivia Thirlby what to do.
Carmen Electra tries to capture some of Amanda Bynes' fame.
That doesn't even look like Beyonce's face
ReplyDeleteYeah, well look at her fucking ARM
DeleteBill Murray for the hooker loving aged dude in the BI?
ReplyDeleteGold teeth are so out of date and unclassy. If I were as rich as Affleck and missed some dental pieces, gold would be some of the last things I would put in my mouth.
What's with that Beyonce-like woman in the pic's ass? It's like a chair or some critical back illness.
What are the first things you'd put in your mouth?
DeleteWhy is her back finding fault?
DeleteMiss Mandy
ReplyDeleteAngie
Beyonce in the glitter.
Don't get the glitter on your knob. Chaffing.
DeleteWhat in hoppity heck is going on with beyonce, how did she twist her arm like that, is she a contortionist now lol.
ReplyDeleteLove amanda's blue wig. I can tell that's a top quality wig. If she had put on different pants she wouldv'e looked really cute.
Stunt arm. You can see it fold when she sits down.
DeleteLol
DeleteAngie is filming in Hawaii so she'll be there for months.
ReplyDeleteI thought about Bill Murray for that blind, but I don't think so. He's filming so he doesn't need night nurses, still healthy.
Today, I just weighed in at 5'7", 115# (I have GI issues). The only way Angie is skinner than me right now is her scrawny arms. Her waist/trunk is thick. NOT 92#, hatews!!!!1!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I agree. I was a very sick vegan and at 178cm weighed about 40kg (90 pounds). The gaping hole where her soul once resided must account for that.
DeleteI just tried Beyonce's hand pose and it hurt. So either that's someone else's hand or she really is a contortionist.
ReplyDeleteI can do that, no problem. BUT, I have hyper-extension (double joints) in my shoulders and elbows.
DeleteAngie looks same as always to me. Amazing she had all that surgery and hasnt skipped a beat. Meanwhile, youd think Mariah lost a limb with all news pics and stories!
ReplyDeleteLibby you're thin! Now I'm doubting that armpit is yours!
ReplyDeleteTis a hefty girl's armpit to be sure!
DeleteCarmen doesn't look quite right in her pic, the hair, shirt, shoes, lack of pants with fishnet stockings in a hotel hallway? WTF? Something's, many things, are not right there.
ReplyDeleteyep @ Libby, 115 at 5'7 is tiny.
ReplyDeleteAngie is 5'10" she better weight more than that...
ReplyDeleteShe's scouting locations for her next film...not a bad place to be.
@Libby: What is the cup size so we can figure out where you carry the 115.
ReplyDelete@B Smears: If I do catch some glitter, by the time I'm done the inside of her vagina will look like a kaleidoscope.
I dub thee Gary Glitter (without the weird paedophile shit)
Deleteevery other site has courtneys swollen face..wassup?!!!!
ReplyDeletethat deserves a post itself
Affleck, grow back your beard. It is hot.
ReplyDeleteAJ is so freakin skinny!
Ick, Beyonce. I don't like that pic.
Carmen Electra has always annoyed me.
AJ's arms look skinny, but she doesn't have that Skeletor thing where you can see her sternum and upper ribs. She could use a cheeseburger,for sure, but I don't think she's 92 lbs.
ReplyDeleteAngelina is only 5'7", not 5'10" and I doubt she's even that tall, everyone in Hollywood embellishes their height.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Stand em next to Tom Cruises for Twink Ass and they're exposed as vertical embelishers
DeleteCount---OMG, The answer is right there in your name.
ReplyDeleteThe pic is from 2006, i was on steroids & other pills that made me puffy and I felt 'buff'...hence the photo of my macho pit-sniff.
115# of flab is a larger size than you'd imagine. If I were at all active, I'd probably be at least 135.
We need an updated pit pic. I think I saw your pit on a dinner date with John Stamos.
ReplyDeleteBeYonCe does not look like her face. That hand looks weird the way it's pose...
ReplyDeleteI want to see Amanda bring a new look this season and wear a Magistrates wig. And bring back the Jacobean ruff.
ReplyDeleteHear yee, Hear yee. That is a mighty excellent idea dear chap.
DeleteCelebrity sighting in my neck of the woods: Miley Cyrus is in Edmonton visiting Liam Helmsworth that is filming here: apparently wandering the streets wearing no pants and a Tupak Shakur shirt. I was downtown and thought I would look around for them and then I remembered I am 40. Figured it would be awkward for all 3 of us.
ReplyDeleteSo the point if that is: they are still together, if only in Canada
DeleteOdd photoshopping for the Beyoncé picture. Yeah is she a contortionist.
ReplyDeleteAngelina weighs more than 92 lbs. even though her arms are thin she still looks a very healthy weight. You can't see her breast bone and in other pictures of her she had looked really good.
ReplyDeleteLove Bill Murray. The day my father died I was driving home, a bit aimlessly, and at a red light I look to my right and there's Bill Murray, and I'm convinced he smiled at me. Not my first Bill sighting but my fave--love him even with his mixed reputation.
ReplyDeleteGreat story, teg!
DeleteTurkish Taffy - If you're reading today I hope you're safe and well.
ReplyDeleteNo way anyone believes you libby.
ReplyDeleteNot a chance.
But hey, I'm Dr. Spencer Reed and I would like to say I am NOT dating Taylor Swift.
(That's more believable than your measurements. Glad you could toss in the Crohn's though.)
Who are you and why are you being a dick to Libby? She's legit here
DeleteWtf with Carmen electra's entire body
ReplyDeleteSince ppl look ten pounds heavier in pix, I'd say Angie weighs about 80 lbs.
ReplyDeleteI have a daughter who is 5'5", weighs 95 lbs. WAY thinner than angie-jo. guessing 15 lbs thinner.
ReplyDelete@ Molls: the television camera adds 10lbs, not a still camera.
ReplyDeleteAngelina doesn't look THAT thin. I'm guessing the major surgeries are involved.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce looks like Tyra Banks in that photo
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that Angie ordered jeans from my friends company for her own use (and paid for them) 34 inch leg....thats tall
ReplyDelete@Libby, GI issues suck, sorry. I can't imagine being that thin...I'm 5'6" and when I've been 145 I was downright skinny...can't imagine what I'd even look like at 115. (I'm more than 145 now tho)
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Beyonce and totally believe she faked being pregnant which I think is THE most HIGHlarious celebrity story ever, but, nonetheless in all fairness, I must admit that her face and body are both gorgeous, just stunning. Love her muscular frame. In glitter? She's off the charts.
Two thoughts both related: Courtney Cox and Bradley Cooper have odd body shapes. Never noticed on either before. Then again, CC isn't one who should wear skin tight jeans, many thin women think they can, but they can't, nor should. Bradley Cooper just looks really odd. I guess the suit does make the man. The sweat pants un-make him.
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