Just in case you did not catch all the lyrics in the new Miley Cyrus song, she would like you to know that she does drugs and the whole song is about doing drugs and that she loves drugs very much and wants to do drugs every waking moment and if you do not know she is doing drugs then you are an idiot. She said it, not me. She also says that Justin Bieber is an idiot. He does drugs though and does a lot of drugs, so you would think that he would not be an idiot. I can't keep up anymore and I feel like I missed the whole ugly train. Is idiot the new ugly? Is Amanda Bynes going to be forced to join the idiot train? Are we all? What if I was still waiting for Amanda to call me ugly? Should I now be waiting for Miley to call me an idiot? Did anyone make t-shirts for any of these? Should we change Keep Calm And Carry On to Keep Calm And Carry On Idiots?
Oh, and Miley would also like you to know she loves giving oral sex. I don't know if there will be a t-shirt for that.
Speaking of t-shirts...
ReplyDelete@FSP You rang?
DeleteI heart VIP
DeleteMiley is gross
ReplyDeleteI must be cool then because I say idiot probably 20 times a day.
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't for the awesome commentors at this blog I don't think I would keep coming back. This new blogger whines, moans, and blows things out of proportion more than my mom after a bottle of wine.
ReplyDeleteI've been reading forever and only recently commenting. You're spot on. It could be the extra early wake up that my toddler gave me, but I am over the tone of whoever is writing lately. I'm far more interested to see what the comments are than the actual content anymore and that's just sad.
Delete@karrots I completely agree. The jokes are never funny and the writing is poor
DeleteMiley is a massive wannabe, copying Rhianna and trying to outdo Rhianna's bad girl headlines.
ReplyDeleteApparently oral sex how she keeps Liam coming back.
Sounds like The Count may become her newest fan! Lol!!!
ReplyDeleteJax hates blow jobs and drugs.
ReplyDeleteIs disney giving these kids labatomies in addition to fa
ReplyDeletet for a lifetime paychecks? Jesus
If Bieber is such an Idiot (which he is), why does she continue to cultivate his look? She is soooo his doppleganger.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHA this girl is simple-minded. This is the same interview where she talks about being an adult because she does drugs and curses. What irritates me the most about Miley is her hairstyle, it just irks me.
ReplyDeleteShe is a typical young person. Don't you know that they are the first generation to discover drugs and enjoy sex?
ReplyDelete@audrey.....haha, I know, right? Nobody has ever discovered how good ecxstacy & a little head feels.
DeleteThank goodness for Miley!!
I sadly miss her innocent Hannah Montana days. I wonder if all those little girls still try to emulate her.
ReplyDeleteWhat audrey said. We all thought we were breaking new ground with the partying and sexy times when we were 20.
ReplyDelete@ Kate - no. The little girls don't know about Hannah Montana any more. But my boys (11 and 14) still miss Hannah Montana - they loved the show, and to be honest, it was good old fashioned family entertainment - we have a cat named Oliver, after one of Hannah's BFF's.
ReplyDeleteSadly, the girlies today - at least at my elementary school - are all about grody Bieber (still!) or One Direction. I miss the Hannah days.
What is with this girl??? Constant grab for attention of any kind even the most negative. Bet her parents are so proud. Oops I forgot-they probably are.
ReplyDeleteGive her another year and she'll be talking about her bi sexual experience and revealing more and more skin through the next 4-5 years because she's maturing.
ReplyDeleteThe song says she loves giving oral to dudes or chicks?
ReplyDeleteI love how you didnt put the actual quote.
ReplyDelete@ frufa
ReplyDeletethe girls love one direction at my school too. i always "accidentally" call them one dimension to annoy the girls.
Wow - she's so shocking!!
ReplyDelete@ Diana G - She can't be tamed!
DeleteEdgy!!
DeleteI can't help but wonder how much of this is happening right now because her dad is back to divorcing/reconciling with his wife. Wasn't Miley the best guess for the blind of a former teen star who would talk to the press about her dad if he didn't reconcile?
ReplyDeletePoor Miley is on a too-fast treadmill and she doesn't know how to stop and get off. By this time next year the girl will be in rehab. She's already got the glazed eyes and that coke-skinny look. Do her stupid parents not even try to intervene?
ReplyDeleteShe's still just being Miley y'all!
ReplyDeleteI listened to this song for the first time last night, and was surprised that it isn't bad. However, I couldn't deal with the video. Miley is fucking fug to me, and so not sexy. It was laughable watching her act all hot and shit. Laughable.
ReplyDeleteHAY ERRYBODY LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!
ReplyDeleteMiley's really lost it. She has actual talent and could be a country superstar (her singing Jolene was great) but instead she does this auto tune garbage and dresses like a wigger skank. Because what this world needs is more mud sharks. I used to like her a little bit but now....ugh. DIAF.
Dirty little hillbilly skank.
ReplyDeleteWell, that explains the buck teeth. And extended tongue pose she's so fond of...
ReplyDelete@nevamore----so, oral sex causes buck teeth??
DeleteGood to know....
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