Well, if it is good enough for the MVP of theSuper Bowl, it is certainly good enough for the cheated on spouse of former Oasis front man Liam Gallagher. Just a few days after the news broke that Liam Gallagher had fathered a love child with a New York Times reporter, his wife and Liam have handled the situation in completely different ways. Liam has been hiding out on the beach in Europe having sex with every woman that throws herself at him while Nicole Appleton has kicked Liam out of their house and has now fled to Disney World. Nothing like a ride through It's A Small World to make you forget about all your problems.
Good for her!
ReplyDeleteThey lasted a long time, and as always it's the kids that will take the brunt of the hurt in the long run.
ReplyDeleteTimebob: off topic, but are you a rancid fan? Awesome song...
DeleteWell there's a reveal for the blind from last week
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/07/blind-item-3_19.html
ReplyDeleteI STILL find it weird after all he's said about pop music that he married a member of a girl group. Did love a bit of All Saints back in the day. Never Ever, Pure Shores and Black Coffee are still good songs.
ReplyDelete@ dee, I used to play that album as my getting-ready-to-go-out playlist long after All Saints were over. And I was never even a fan.
Delete"Small fucking world indeed," she's muttering as she smiles at the kids in that little boatride.
ReplyDeleteObviously he is feeling supersonic while drinking gin and tonic.
ReplyDeleteLove that song. Ties with Cigarettes & Alcohol for my favourite Oasis tunes.
DeleteDefinitely maybe was such a great debut album.
DeleteIt's one thing to screw around it's another not to wear a condom...and as for his baby's mama...she knew exactly what she was doing. What woman in her right mind would go there without protection unless she had a plan...
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to do now?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to Disneyworld!
sorry, just had to go obscure superbowl reference on this. . .
Can't get down in a man because he gets some tight tight. His wife has to be a container after all those babies.
ReplyDeleteMolly, can I eat your pussy like a ripe mango until you cum hard in my face?
ReplyDeleteCondoms suck. I never use them. I get tested regularly and I don't fuck whores, junkies, or homers
ReplyDeleteBig G:
Deletehttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVXtgyPPbJM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVVXtgyPPbJM
Yeah, Massive G, I've heard blow-up dolls clean up real nice with those Lysol wipes. Thanks for not spreading around your DNA.
ReplyDeleteWow, the drunken fool from Oasis who couldn't control himself long enough to perform a 2-hr concert without getting into a fistfight with his brother couldn't keep it in his pants? No way.
Tyger: high five.
DeleteThis is what his own brother said about him: "...rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup."
ReplyDeleteI guess after all, she wasn't his wonderwall.
ReplyDeleteRoR
DeleteOh Massive Marcie, such a foul dirty mouth for a woman! Are you a lesbian? Is that why youre talking about going down on another woman? And do you wear a strap on, because otherwise I don't know why you're talking about wearing a condom. Stop trolling Marcie, nobody cares, you f#$%ing weirdo.
ReplyDeleteI remember reading somewhere back when they first got together that she approached him in a pub and said "I've got something in my pocket for you - it's my cunt".
ReplyDeleteWay to stay classy AND maintain the mystique.
They deserve each other.
Munch: classy pick up line.
DeleteI read that she was already in Florida with her kid (and his), and her sisters when she found out what happened. So I don't exactly see how she is fleeing to Disneyworld so much as she was already there, and trying to make the most of her time.
ReplyDeleteHis pictures in the newspapers looked like he was Zoolander, and pulling that Blue Steel look. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHe is painful to look at, why wouldn't he do something about that unibrow? Oasis was a shit band too, I remember when they were popular here for like, 2 years maybe. HATED them, their song Wonderwall is like nails down a chalkboard with that whiny, screechy noise. Sounded like a cat in heat, but worse! I loved that All Saints song though, you know, the only one popular here in the US, whatever it was called. Too bad that chick looks like Tom Petty's sister. Poor thing. It can't have been easy for her being married to that ass bag though.
ReplyDeleteI love Oasis til this day (I know they broke up, it was inevitable), but I don't condone behaviors of people I may be a fan of. Unfortunately I can separate the two, but am not surprised. Rock stars live very privileged lives, and frankly, I'm surprised she lasted this long, since he's probably done it before.
ReplyDeleteRyan Adams' version of Wonderwall better. He's another arrogant twat, but I like more of his music that Gallagher's so, pssh.
ReplyDeleteThat's Ryan''s version "is" better.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I get for typing and watching TV at the same time.
Oasis: the poor Nan's Beatles. It's like someone forgot to tell the gallaghers it has been done. 30 years prior. And much better. I wish someone had kicked Noel & Liam's mum in the cunt & spared us all.
ReplyDelete*man's. fucking iPhone spell check! But Nan's works as well!
DeleteTo the Mickey Mouse Club song:
ReplyDelete"Who's the dad who's always drunk and taking ecstasy?
N.O.E.L Gallagher!