Apparently some people did not get the memo and on Monday Kris Jenner got some solid ratings for her new talk show even though every critic panned the show. I think it is because people could not find their remotes and also because they got suckered into thinking the baby was going to be on the show. The ratings have slid since then and hopefully they will slide to the point of cancellation before Kim Kardashian can make her debut on the show. Notice I just said Kim. She wants to show off her weight loss on the show and have it be all dramatic and then have the audience members come down one by one and bow in front of her and leave a present to show their appreciation for being allowed to be in the same room with them. Those presents judged unworthy will be donated to charity aka sold on Kim's ebay to line her pockets. Those presents judged worthy will be given a discounted copy of Kanye's new CD. Kim wants to do some fabulous reveal for the show, but the thing is, the show is only guaranteed for six weeks so Kim better be doing everything she can as quickly as she can. I would love for the show to be canceled before she gets the chance.
It's the end of the world as we know it - the decay of society. Kuntrashians.
ReplyDelete^^^ And i feel fine. LOL. That set is actual much less tackier then i thought it would be.
ReplyDeleteI would have never known she had a show if it weren't for you, Enties.
ReplyDeleteFinally, some snark I can get behind.
ReplyDeleteSad but a lot of ppl will watch too because they are losers w no life of their own.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you even care? whatever!
ReplyDeleteApparently some of the Enties didn't get the memo that "NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK about these people but you". The Kardashian posts are being brought to us by the Enty who is still in high school. Scratch that--the writing's not good enough. This must be Jr. High Enty.
ReplyDeleteWill you PLEASE stop covering this crap?
ReplyDeleteAll you are doing is raising awareness.
I wish hives and frogs your way.
Odds are you already have the blisters.
Agreed. Ignore them, they may go away.
DeleteJesus ...next thing you know these bitches will be gunning for polotical office remember kimmi wants to be mayor of her town so she can set a good example for armenian women.?
ReplyDeleteAnd she wants a comedy show she thinks she can be as good as sofia vergara ...ohhh i think shes funny alright
Kimmi goes to the moon!
Go kimmi ohhhhhh dont cry!!!
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ReplyDeleteI love the <3 over the "i" in "Kris." Cuz she's so loving and all.
ReplyDeleteEh, she'll be gone in 2 weeks. They'll fade by the end of 2013, all of them.
Sorry-but I like these posts of the Kardashian's fall...just like that horrible Paris...what goes up must come down! Buwahahahah
ReplyDeleteWeight loss? K-Trash, please! She got lipo'd the hell out of, tummy tucked, the works.
ReplyDeleteCould not turn the TV off fast enough. I was watching and this came on after. UG. So bad.
ReplyDeleteI'M SUING!
ReplyDeleteKris Jenner stole my Sims house! I think she even stole one of my Sims!
of COURSE she will.
ReplyDeleteIt has been so nice not seeing her out and about......
please God, please let it end,please let them all just go away.
ReplyDeleteSo having Lipo, Tummy Tuck, Collagen on her Lips, and some face work is call dieting LOLOL.
ReplyDeleteThat set is so tacky I can't even. Makes my eyes water looking at it.
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