Keeping Up With The Kardashians Is Ending - World Rejoices - Peace Breaks Out In Middle East

Apparently Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner would like to end Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Let us stop right there for a moment shall we. Since when does Bruce Jenner have a say in anything other than at what time he is allowed to put his name on the bathroom sign up sheet. Even living on his own away from his wife, he still has to call for permission to breathe. That eats up those cell phone minutes at an alarming rate. You never knew just how much you needed to breathe until you have to ask for permission for every breath. You should see Bruce's face when Kris' phone goes to voice mail.

Anyway, some source told Ron Shuter that the show was ending and that they wanted to make the biggest reality show of all time end on a high note. Let me stop you there again. If a "source" is calling it the greatest reality show of all-time than it is pretty obvious that Kris is the source. I don't think anyone would ever think it is the greatest reality show of all-time. Survivor? Amazing Race? They pull into multiple times the people who watch KUWTK. The actual quote was reality franchise. Nope. Idol is seen all over the world. The Voice is seen all over the world. All of those programs have franchises all over the world. KUWTK is seen in only English speaking countries and in North Korea. That Kim dictator there has a thing for Khloe.