Monday, July 01, 2013
Jessica Simpson Has A Son
No playing around with Jessica Simpson. When she tells you what she is going to name her baby five months ahead of time, she sticks to the plan. Last time it was Maxwell for her daughter and this time she let the world know she was going to name her son Ace. She did. Her baby daddy obviously made the decision again on name as he managed to not only grab first name honors, but also middle name honors with Knute. I'm pretty sure that Jessica has no idea who Knute Rockne is and when her baby daddy suggested the middle name probably thought it was some type of frozen layer cake or cocktail or even how Newt Gingrich likes to spell his name around friends. Jessica Simpson, stealing away some of the Kim Kardashian thunder. Now, a Kate Middleton birth would knock them both out.
Oh, FFS, every other article points out that 'Knute' is a Johnson family name. smfh
ReplyDeleteKnute is a family name from his side of the family. Not after the football player/coach.
ReplyDeletebeautiful family. the hubby would be much more attractive if he got a job, but i can understand him being a stay-at-home dad.
ReplyDeleteOmgarsh! Look at that Maxwell! :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the family!
LOL @FSP
ReplyDeleteHow is it that you just automatically feel so much more joyous for them than Kim k? They had a baby, they are thrilled and they announced it. No big secrecy and plan to milk it for money and ratings. Oh and notice how Jessica didn't have to inform us that he was there through the whole thing and is excited? We already know!
ReplyDeleteEl makes excellent comparison.
DeleteThey make purdy babies!
ReplyDeleteOT: Today is my birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, @green!
DeleteHappy Birthday @ Green! Today is my birthday as well!! :-)
DeleteHappy Birthday @ Green! Today is my birthday as well!! :-)
DeleteHappy Birthday, fellow birthday girl!
DeleteI swear FSP commented!! Did anyone else see it?!
ReplyDeleteI did not see it but I believe you. I really do ;)
DeleteI did comment. WTF?
DeleteOh my gosh, look at that little cutie pie girlie in her tiny cardigan! This boy mom adores tiny little girl clothes - and I've got two boys of my own and three nephews. Waiting for someone (who's not me) to have a girl!
ReplyDeleteThank you!!! Yes, you did!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to them! Gorgeous family.
ReplyDeleteDlisted or TMZ reported that it is pronounced ka-nute.
ReplyDeleteHBD, gmg!
ReplyDeleteI think people are happy for JS and not KK, because ppl give a major side-eye to the motivations of KK in every move she makes. She brought that on herself.
Jessica's overstuffed face is scaring me shitless! It looks like it's about to explode!
ReplyDelete@Patty - do you think they ka-now that 'K' is ka-silent? :)
ReplyDelete@Amber, I laughed when I read that because I thought the same thing. My answer is no, they don't.
ReplyDeleteNot the brightest bulbs in the box. And yes, I remember he was admitted to Wharton MBA program, but he didn't go and now he is less intelligent by association. He strikes me as unmotivated and lazy and Lainey's not so blind blind (and later hint) backs this up.
Since it's his grandfather's name, they are obviously pronouncing it the way he does.
DeleteAww. They look really happy and they have a cute new baby. Good for them. :) (I'm feeling generous today cause it's Canada Day!)
ReplyDeleteGood for Jessica and her little family. I like the name Ace.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday, gmg!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday greenmountiangal!
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I like Jessica. Congrats on the birth of your son and a very happy birthday to Greenmountaingirl!
ReplyDeleteMy married name is pronounced Ka-newt. Everyone just assumes the K is silent.
ReplyDeleteI think they're as dumb as a box of rocks but I can't throw shade on them for giving the kid a middle name with an unusual pronunciation.
Thank you everyone! :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Jess named her child after Nute Gunray from Star Wars?
ReplyDeleteHappy B-DAY GMG!
Happy Birthday GMG!
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ReplyDeleteWow, her face is really airbrushed there. I do like Chestica and that little Maxwell is a dumpling! I kind of thought her fiancรฉ was better looking. What happened to him.
ReplyDeleteOkay what's the verdict Knut or Ka-Newt?
BITCH stole my name
ReplyDeleteIf i ever had another child (boy) i was going to name him ace
about a month ago my husband and I discussed names and he is a HUGE poker player. They play everyweekend and i mentioned it he fell in love with it
BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
its hard coming up with a name dangit
HBD GMG! ๐๐๐
ReplyDeleteLove the name Ace.
@nudibelle you can still totally name your child Ace. No biggie.