Busy weekend for celebrity wedding this weekend. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez got married in France and I have the over under on their marriage at 18 months. I would actually go less but, with the birth of the baby I think it will postpone the inevitable. The only way it will last is if Halle just doesn't care what Olivier does. If that is the case, then maybe it will last awhile. The couple got married in front of about 60 guests, most of whom were French. Have you ever noticed that Halle Berry does not have a lot of friends. Her friends seem to come from the people she is involved in. You never see her go out with girlfriends or even go out unless she is with the guy she is with. I think this is how Olivier likes it. He likes to be in control of her and Halle is the type of person who lets that happen.
Also married over the weekend was Jimmy Kimmel and his head writer Molly McNearney who got married on Ojai and got married in front of a lot of celebrities. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jennifer Aniston, Emily Blunt and Jimmy's two kids from his first marriage.
I hope the blind about Jimmy and Sarah still hooking up is not true. I follow Molly on Twitter and she is funny.
ReplyDeleteCannot stand kimmel. It was distressing to have to look at hus smirky-ass face in paper.
ReplyDeleteAs for Halle, im rooting for her. And maybe this marriiage WILL last if she has resigned herself to his alleged cheating. Maybe she figures all men cheat, thats the way it is, so she's not gonna let that bother her.
Back to other wedding, where gabouney showed up in wedding dress, and all regarded that as hilarious. So stupid and unfunny. Ugh.
If there is substance abuse and drama, and an occasional punch to the face, Halle will be in it to win it. Maybe 3 years. She loves the drama.
ReplyDeleteBerry's marriage has as much chance at lasting 3 years as a line of blow has lasting 3seconds with a Lohan around.
ReplyDeleteHe's fuckin French. Oi
DeleteLol...Lohan doesn't do drugs, you must be mistaken.
ReplyDeleteI foresee an international child custody battle the 3rd time Halle brings her daughter to France. She'll be good the first 2 times to fake being reasonable.
ReplyDeleteI could totally see that, too.
ReplyDeleteHalle isn't right in the head
It's already lasted longer that I thought it would...
ReplyDeleteI checked divorce laws in France joint custody seems to be the norm...
I have a friend who was at Halle's 40th birthday (at least I think it was 40) anyway she said you would not believe Halle''s friends or her behavior at her party...trash...pure trash.
HATERS.........
ReplyDeleteTons of luck to both couples. Marriage/relationships are not always easy peasy, u do what u can.
In 10 months, Halle will shoot and kill Olivier, in France. She will claim self-defense. Aubrey will attend the trial and lend her and their daughter moral support. The trial will be the celebrity news event of 2014.
ReplyDelete@MISCH, details, please!! :-D
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm not a hater, but based on Halle's track record with previous relationships, between her hell bent on revenge mentality and Olivier's quick and nasty temper, if they don't last, the breakup will be EPIC.
ReplyDelete@ MISCH - tell us MORE!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that Olivier was stupid enough to
1) Get her pregnant
2) Marry the crazy bitch
Doesn't he realize by now that she is nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake?
@Mango, I'm sure he does, but the publicity has been great for an actor who was pretty much yesterday's forgotten news until Halle entered the picture.
ReplyDelete@MISCH spill it! Give every detail!
ReplyDeleteLol @Mango! But he's probably just as crazy as she is. His reputation isn't the best.
HATERISM= An unhealthy/ unreasonable amount of venom and emotional investment in another person who is just living their life.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to put a label to that feeling alot of u get(u know who u r)when u see/ hear the name of someone you don't know personally but can't stand nevertheless.
You're welcome ......
;^)
There's not much just that Gabe was there and totally turned off...my friend also has a white mom and a black dad but she said imagine worst club you ever went to with the most common people and vulgar language that summed it up...
ReplyDeleteShe always says Halle has no class it's all an act.
I went to highschool with Kimmel's new wife. She was one funny girl. I wish them all the best.
ReplyDeleteGood Luck staying out of your own way Halle. We all k iw a baby fixes everything.....
I'll give it between 9 months to a year. Then there will be an epic custody battle for the baby. And Oliver is not near as nice as Gabriel Aubry is.
ReplyDeletewonder why Enty's wives all left him? 4 wives and you judge? wow!
ReplyDeleteWhat has Ollie done lately blockbuster-wise? He needs her to stay relevant and she needs him because all the smart men ran for the exits a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteAs long as drama abounds, Halle will be there. As long as he gets to feel like the big man and everyone listens to him, then he may stay with girlfriends, of course.
ReplyDeleteThe only woman I ever see Halle with is her assistant.
That Elsa Pataky must feel like she relly didged a bullet when Olivier kept cheating on her with Halle. haha!!