George Clooney & Stacy Keibler Split Again

For the hundredth time the tabloids are reporting that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler have split. This time they feel confident in saying it because the two did not spend the 4th together. Stacy was in Malibu while George Clooney was at his lake house in Italy entertaining friends and telling grand stories about himself in the mirror room which is opposite the room with all of his posters of himself in every movie which is opposite the room where photos from every magazine shoot he has ever done are framed which is opposite the room for all of his awards which is opposite the room which tells him he is fabulous everytime he crosses the threshold.