Monday, July 01, 2013

Farrah Abraham Checks Into Rehab

Late last night, porn star and Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham checked into a rehab facility in Florida for alcohol abuse. Guess where she went? Lukens Institute in Florida. Yeah, the same one Michael Lohan advertises for almost everyday and where Tanning Mom went. Now, Farrah has decided to go there for 10 days. I'm not sure what she is going to accomplish in 10 days, but she told Radar that she is just doing it as a preemptive step to ensure she stays sober. She is acting like she is sober already and this is a followup. I must have missed that sober part because I didn't know she had tried to be sober. I don't know anyone who thought that. Or who has seen her in church. For someone who professes to love Christian music so much, she must listen to it at home. She is working on a new song though, Jesus Loves My Backdoor. Too much? Am I going to hell now? Do they have bacon there?

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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30 comments:

  1. Meanie Rhysie6:19 AM

    Jesus loves my backdoor!!! lmfao!

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  2. Pip6:24 AM

    10 days? Just another attempt to stay in the public eye.

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  3. megan00m6:27 AM

    Reality show...check
    Song...check
    Book...check
    Porn tape...check
    Rehab... check
    Its a fame whores playbook
    Whore-ay for Hollywood!

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    1. MrsAmiss6:56 AM

      I agree completely, it's like she has a binder of everything a reality tv star is supposed to do.

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    2. Alita7:32 AM

      F123456789, also in agreement, but she's doing it on fast forward. She should be teasing this out for a good couple years - I think when she looks back on her life, and what it's become, Farrah will think "mmm, I could have stetched that out a tad."

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    3. trainrides7:48 AM

      So a public meltdown, Britney style, is probably on her short- or long-term plan. Farrah certainly seems to have read the famewhoring manual although someone has to advise her on the timeline.

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  4. auntliddy6:29 AM

    Agree with meg and pip; just for show rehab

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  5. Kelly6:35 AM

    I coulda gone to rehab at 21. Instead, I just never stopped drinking. LOL

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  6. Count Jerkula6:36 AM

    Rehab for booze? Honey, you wasn't gettin boned in the keister cause you like Rolling Rock too much.

    This has to be an endorsement w/ the shady rehab. I call it shady because anything in the same sentence as Michael Lohan can't be on the up and up.

    P.S. Next time she is in the NY metro area, she should hop over to NJ and shoot a scene for FacialAbuse.com. Duke Skywalker could do wonders with that one.

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  7. Unknown6:43 AM

    Oh brother... Her poor kid!

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  8. VIPblonde6:47 AM

    If she keeps up this pace, she'll be at ass to ass rehab with LiLo in no time!

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  9. libby7:02 AM

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  10. libby7:03 AM

    Ooh---Somewhere in this 'reality star playbook' has to be a page that suggests she bang Flava Flav. Can't wait!

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  11. Karen7:07 AM

    Even though I go to church every Sunday, I resent the implication that someone can't be a Christian if they don't go to church.

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  12. La Descarada7:07 AM

    STUNT QUEEN!!!!! Freaking attention whore. I'd ask "what? But who will care for her child while she's in rehab?" But she doesn't care for her daughter as it is.

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  13. Notorious W.i.g.7:07 AM

    Jesus created all our backdoors, he loves all his creatures! And Farrah is ugly!

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  14. Amber7:15 AM

    If rehab had bacon, I would totally go. For "exhaustion", of course.

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  15. Amber7:35 AM

    /waits for Count to make a crack about stretching other things out...

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  16. Count Jerkula7:45 AM

    @ Amber: Deen has already stretched it out. Only place for her to go from there is rosebud porn, which is way too nasty for me. Intestines are meant to stay inside.

    @Amanda's Wig: She got a tough mug, but her backdoor is more than adequate.

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  17. Count Jerkula7:53 AM

    I have the perfect fame whore marketing plan in my head, but I won't share it. I am saving it in the event I ever flop out in life and re-invent myself as a suitcase pimp.

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  18. Bailey Quarters8:39 AM

    Anything for attention . . .

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  19. White.God.of.Fuck8:40 AM

    Just watched the porno and I love her tits. Boy she can take a big dick up her ass! Must have had about if practice. Is her baby a butthole baby?

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  20. KittyKatMeow10:53 AM

    Didn't the judge in her DUI just tell her to stay away from alcohol for six months? What's the chance that she is only doing this rehab because she maybe got photographed drinking at one of her strip club appearances?

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  21. __-__=__11:13 AM

    I coulda gone to rehab at 21. Instead, I just stopped drinking. LOL

    There is NO rehab for bacon. Bacon totally doesn't count!

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  22. Gypsy12:20 PM

    Is there a rehab for fame whoring? They could make a mint. Although, you have to want help for those 12 steps not to become stumbling blocks. Retrospectively, not sure any of these slags would enroll.

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  24. Sherry1:38 PM

    Exactly Gypsy..No one would enroll.

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  25. Anonymous2:25 PM

    now all thats missing is the idiot athelete boyfriend thats going to marry her

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  26. Fluffy White Clouds8:55 PM

    Farrah is really going in for butt reconstruction surgery or hymen reconstruction surgery...


    @Count what is rosebud porn?

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  27. Count Jerkula9:19 PM

    @Fluffy: Prolapsed Anus.

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