Donnie Walhberg & Jenny McCarthy Are Dating
Trying to give herself a little publicity to boost her chances of getting that cushy job on The View, Jenny McCarthy has started dating Donnie Wahlberg. He shows up on her VH-1 show which is dying a little death everyday and Jenny sees an escape and the next thing you know the couple are dating. Not exactly the typical guy Jenny dates anymore. She tends to date guys who are athletes. Sure, she dated Jim Carrey but he made her laugh. Making someone laugh can make up for a lack of muscles. Plus he is well endowed so that is always a bonus too. I always feel bad about writing that someone is well endowed. What if his daughter is reading this? Now she might not read the site anymore because she will associate the site with me talking about her father's giant peen. Now, where was I? Oh yeah. the two dating. They spent the 4th of July together hanging out together with other people also there. I guess you could call that dating. I don't think Donnie is going to say no to Jenny although she needs him way more than he needs her. NKOTB makes big bucks every summer now and ever since he got divorced he has never been with someone longer than it takes to get dressed after.
You made me think about Jim Carey's penis.
ReplyDeleteGross.
Enty is being a HATER.....
ReplyDelete#teamjenny
#abitchgottaeat
Thanks for the visual of Jim Carrey's large peen, Enty. Just what I needed to think of, today, at work.
ReplyDeleteShudder. Eww. Dry heaving. Don't vaccinate your kids. They may end up like Marky Mark cunting Wahlberg
ReplyDeleteAt first I was picturing his brother Marky-Mark (and his Funky Bunch) and I was thinking "nice score, bitch!" But then I realized it was his brother. Remember his excellent albeit short tighty-whitey performance in the Sixth Sense? Creepy!
ReplyDeleteThe visual I got of Jim Carey's cock was he's Canadian, grew up poor, & prob has a Shar pei. I'll pass.
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey ain't got nothing on Liam Neeson
ReplyDeleteYes, the force is strong with this one.
DeleteLiam's junk=8th wonder of the woooooooorld!
DeleteJanice Dickenson said in her book that Liam Neeson had a coke bottle in them thar drawers. I'm jealous she got to see in person.
ReplyDelete@tookie *Evian bottle
DeleteI cannot stand Jenny McCarthy. I have never liked her, or thought she was funny at all.
ReplyDeleteMark Wahlberg also stars in Blue Bloods alongside Tom Selleck. Between that and the NKOTB summer tours, he must be raking in the cash. Maybe that's the attraction? OTOH, I can't imagine what he would want with her.
ReplyDeleteEven worse than thinking about Jim Carrey's junk, now we're thinking about Jim Carrey's daughter reading about his junk. Happy Monday visual!
ReplyDeleteYou know Marky Mark is giving his brother the side eye.
"ever since he got divorced he has never been with someone longer than it takes to get dressed after."
ReplyDeleteDon't guys ever outgrow this mentality? I guess not.
Thank you @vip, it's been awhile since I read the book. Just the bottle thing was enough to make me go wow.
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought they couldn't find someone dumber than Elizabeth Hasselback...
ReplyDeleteI hope they pass over her
ReplyDeleteWell, at least Enty didn't refer to Jim Carrey's penis as a "Hammaconda".
ReplyDeleteTRUTH. There is only one Hammaconda!
Deletedo NOT want to think about Jim Carrey's peen, giant or teeny sized. ick nast
ReplyDeleteMTV should reboot Singled Out. That was more Jenny's thing.
ReplyDeleteCornbread, all Jenny did was make stupid faces on that show. She is NOT funny.'
ReplyDeleteWhen can we retire the word "hater"? Whenever anyone voices any negative opinion, that is the bullshit rebuttal.
So lame.
What is lame is an over investment (emotional usually) in someone u don't know. An "over opinion " about someone just living their life. Not everyone is a hater, some simply have an opinion.
DeleteI've been on this blog since April 2012. SOME, not all, of the same people have NEVER missed an opportunity to vent their bitterness towards Halle.
If u find yourself hating on thesame celebutard, saying the same Effing! Thing for 1.5yrs......you maybe a HATER (Jeff Foxworthy voice)
;^)
**not u in particular @Paris, but some. They know who they are.
DeleteWhen they were both riding high 20 years ago they wanted nothing to do with each other?? Now they are both done and share common interest--getting off
ReplyDeleteparissucksliterally, don't forget the fart jokes. Those were crucial to the show's success.
ReplyDeleteGet your hands of my man, bitch! (says my junior-high self)
ReplyDeleteNot true. She's not his type (not that he's overly discerning) and it's a blatant publicity push for her
ReplyDeleteFarting Burping Girl and The Less Attractive Wahlburg ..I hope they don't breed.
ReplyDeleteAs the mom of an autistic son, I have tried for 13 years to "cure" him a la Jenny McCarthy. How did she get the cure? Do I need ridiculously round fake silicone titties to do that? If so, I'm saving up my $ .
ReplyDeleteShe is an idiot and unfunny. Call me a hater, skater, traitor, "potater" or masterbator. I don't care.
(Sigh)......wtf?
ReplyDeleteStupid (McCarthy) has been hired by Babaw WaWa and her crapfest show. At least Sherry Shepard will look like a genius next to Stupid.
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