Monday, July 22, 2013

Dina Lohan Is Banned From Speaking To Lindsay Lohan In Rehab

For almost the past three weeks, Dina Lohan has been banned from speaking to Lindsay Lohan. The reason? Lindsay had a therapy session and Dina was encourage to call in and speak with her daughter. Dina, being the ever needing mom with her hand out and that Oprah potential paycheck in her mind, called in. One tiny problem. Dina was wasted out of her mind. So, basically just like any other day for Dina. The woman who needs rehab as much as, if not more than her daughter was advised by staff at the rehab clinic that she would not be allowed to contact Lindsay for the remainder of Lindsay's stay at rehab. Great mom. I wonder how often she will get trashed on that new reality show. Probably everyday, but the show won't show it because it is not going to be real. Oprah wants some kind of redemption, not Lindsay back in jail. Even if Lindsay is unconscious with her mom after doing piles of coke, the only thing you are going to see is community service followed by afternoon tea prior to the church pot luck dinner.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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31 comments:

  1. marie-ski6:16 AM

    Cum guzzling gutter queen

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  2. Pip6:17 AM

    This is just sad. I do hope Lohan takes sobriety seriously. She needs to cut ties with her parents.

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  3. Anonymous6:20 AM

    Dina looks like a horse about to eat an apple through a wire fence.

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    1. Charlotte.6:28 PM

      I just out loud said 'oh my god' in a raspy drawn-in-breath voice and choked on my coffee. You totally nailed it. Brava.

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    2. Anonymous12:15 AM

      *bows* thank you Charlotte!

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  4. Honey Bunny6:23 AM

    I won't be watching this train wreck.

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  5. StewMcG6:24 AM

    Rach, perfect description of this photo! lol

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  6. Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn6:25 AM

    Ahahaha I love that picture. Lindsay definitely won't stay sober moving back in with her. I wonder how long we will have to wait until her next court ordered rehab stay.

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  7. Meanie Rhysie6:25 AM

    Pip, I agree...very sad. With a "Mom" (choking on that!) like Dina, who needs enemies?

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  8. Pip6:30 AM

    I wish the court would've said she cannot live with Dina after rehab. Lohan is her money maker. A sober Lindsay wouldn't make as many headlines. Dina is the definition of an enabler. I know that in the end, it is Lindsay's choice to stay sober. With people like orange Oprah around her, she doesn't stand a chance.

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  9. sandybrook6:39 AM

    Shes a pig

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  10. Bailey Quarters6:46 AM

    She makes actually makes even Mama Kardashian look good. At least the K Klan don't appear to have substance abuse problems. Fame whores, yes.

    I wish we could send both Lohan parents and both of Brooke Mueller's parents to a desert island somewhere.

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  11. Serendippity do dah7:32 AM

    Rach, that is so true (and hilarious) re: Dina!
    And a horse that's old and over-ridden too! Such a bloody cow!

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    1. Anonymous12:16 AM

      Serendipity: she fo shiz needs to be put out to pasture with her saggy udders!

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  12. Kaye7:33 AM

    What a messed up family, all they need are cars on blocks outside their house and five dogs running around to be complete trash. Lindsay, divorce these people!

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  13. esseva7:52 AM

    Everyone but Lyndsay Lohan thinks she has a problem. She is not going to stay sober because she doesn't see why she would. She's in court ordered rehab, she has no choice in her treatment but that doesn't mean she has any inclination to live a sober lifestyle when out of treatment.

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  14. Kels8:07 AM

    The fact that Dina is banned from speaking to Lindsay might be enough for the court to say she can't live with Dina. Say what you want about this wreck, but somebody is FINALLY getting to the source of this mess it seems. Kudos to them.

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  15. Ja'mie King8:09 AM

    Great, now she has an excuse to not take responsibility for her issues. I bet Michael is lovin this, he should offer to help get Dina into his rehab center.

    Oprah should nix that deal if this is true. She's gonna relapse anyway, but maybe don't force her into the belly of the beast right away, and exclude Dina from the show.

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  16. Count Jerkula8:23 AM

    Momma gonna have an 8ball and quart of vodka on her when she picks Lindsay up. Gotta keep the meal ticket numb to reality so she don't mind being sexually abused by middle eastern men for profit.

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  17. Hanwi8:26 AM

    It's the Coke Monster! Love the picture. Lindsay will find a way to get trashed as soon as she gets out of rehab, no way is she going to take sobriety seriously.

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  18. White.God.of.Fuck8:47 AM

    Blohan doesn't have a chance

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  19. auntliddy9:17 AM

    Best. Picture. Ever.

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    1. auntliddy9:19 AM

      And she shld be banned from all humans.

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  20. discoflux10:54 AM

    Rach - I was in silent, shaking laughter at my desk for a good three minutes because of your comment.

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    1. Anonymous12:14 AM

      Awww cheers Disco! Yeah, she's going for the equestrian look. Nay!

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  21. Anonymous11:02 AM

    disgusting

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  22. O'Really11:38 AM

    Grrr....I accidentally clicked on this:( I stopped reading Lohan posts months ago. I am not interested in any of them.

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  23. Tyger Lilly4:53 PM

    Hey - Dina Lohan - do you realize at this very moment your ex-husband, Michael Lohan, is a better parent than you? Suck on that.

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  24. THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC6:51 PM

    Say what you will about Michael Lohan, (and I know he's a douchebag, opportunist), he wanted and went to therapy with Dina, and even looked for rehabs for his daughter, (though to his own profit.) Once an ass, always an ass, but it's an ass who is trying. Dina is A drunk, drug addict, who should be in therapy as well (if not IN REHAB HERSELF). If Lindsey is committed to sobriety, she would cut ties with Dina, but I myself know that leaving a parent who has no job/money is hard, and likely not to happen.

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  25. Samantha M.7:57 PM

    I think...I think Lilo should be released to PMK. PMK would have her clean, sober and screaming all the way to auditions. I can't stand the Kardashians, but PMK does run a tight ship.

    "Now, Lindsay, you can shower and go to the salon, or you can stay dirty and alone in the basement with only reject sock puppets to keep you company for the next 30 days straight. It's up to you."

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  26. Goodnight7:04 PM

    I don't know why I am foolishly thinking this, but I'm kind of rooting for Lindsay. I don't think she'd be the terrible person we all know and hate if not for the drugs (and the parents). I certainly don't like Lindsay, but addiction is an awful thing. She's probably beyond help, but I still think there's a slim chance for her.

    Her mother, on the other hand, has no hope and is a terrible excuse for a human being. That she's a junkie is the least of her issues.

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