Corey Feldman Has A Music Video
If Paris Hilton is ever looking for a duet partner, I think I found someone even worse than her. There is another Goonie in it though which is why it gets half of a star.
Advertisements
Popular Posts from the last 30 days
-
September 29, 2024 The hasn't happened yet A list rapper is in really bad shape. He had to be awakened just to make it on to a recent re...
-
The mother of a barely there celebrity was overheard musing about how much the sperm donor is worth way more dead than alive, at least to th...
-
Is it grooming when you put a child front and center and have them interviewed by national magazines just so you can try and keep the realit...
-
August 1, 2014 How is it that this actress is rolling in dough? I mean she could literally shower with $100 bills every few minutes and not ...
-
An offspring of a former A++ lister is hooking up with an A+/A list singer. Their first hookup was a messy drunken spectacle in front of sev...
-
October 15, 2024 Apparently, the growing rift between the alliterate one and her husband began shortly after the big funeral. The alliterate...
-
For old times sake, these two bad actors/former co-stars/former couple hooked up. They will blame it on being drunk.
-
The Sean Combs of Hollywood documentary coming is going to send the alliterate one and her husband running like cockroaches.
-
October 16, 2024 I guess things are getting more serious considering the permanent A list "singer" has Narcan ready to go througho...
-
October 9, 2024 The Sean Combs of Hollywood documentary coming is going to send the alliterate one and her husband running like cockroaches....
Nooooo! You're just hurting me with this.
ReplyDeleteSomeone begged for t:his earlier this morning?:(
ReplyDeleteI didn't beg, but I wanted to see Enty cover it. It's so very very bad, but Sean Astin in his Goonies role. It's hilariously awful!
DeleteThe new site Fishwrapper that is on TMZ's site said it was amazing. What is the story on Fishwrapper - seemed like they popped up out of nowhere. Are they owned by TMZ or some outlet?
ReplyDelete@texad rose, yup, it's a TMZ site.
DeleteAwww, dude. This gives me the sads :(
ReplyDeleteIs this... a joke? What is with this weak MJ imitation?
ReplyDeleteCan someone just explain to me what the Michael Jackson fixation actually is? Is he a superfan of MJ? Is he in love? Is it molestation weirdness continuing to distort over time? Is it just desperation, grasping at any iconic imagery to try to remain relevant? Is he mentally ill?
ReplyDeleteSeriously and genuinely... what the ACTUAL fuck is going on with this guy?
@hotchacha I laughed so hard at your comment I started coughing and my boss brought me a cup of water. Thanks
DeleteYes! Yes & sadly yes! :-)
DeleteWhat in the autotuned hell was that??
ReplyDeleteMichael Jackson just texted me from the beyond to say, "Aw, HELL naw!!!"
ReplyDeleteNeon Energy drink should ask for their money back, and go stand in the time out corner for infinity.
ReplyDeletehe looks like he's on meth with the hyperactive movement, facial expressions and scrawnyness. no one wants to see your o face Corey, put it away.
ReplyDeleteThis was awesome on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteYes, @discoflux!
DeleteI love ALL the video, but these are the highlights for me:
ReplyDeleteMin 1.45 : He throws something to his back, hits the girl, the halo this "angel" is wearing almost falls, and the video goes on shamelessly.
The Michael Jackson's dance, and the faces of the background dancers who sometimes don't think they are in a serious thing or expect to the director's orders.
The "special effects" where he "is" in a concert are just a still photo, technique already mocked in "the naked gun".
His voice, envied by all the angels in heaven.
The girls' bust. This isn't ironic.
When I read there was another Goonie in it, I immediately thought Jeff Cohen. Totally disappointed.
ReplyDeleteApparently MJ never put any of his TALENT up his ass..
ReplyDeleteOmfg. I watched the whole thing...
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part was when he almost fell over during the dance party. Dude has major delusions of grandeur.
He's pathetic and pitiful at the same time.
Michael Jackson Jr. he is not. However, that has got to be the best thing I've seen all day.
ReplyDeleteLeave Chunk alone!
ReplyDeleteSo, I figure that party was ALREADY happening and someone with a camera showed up. WallAH! Instant music video!!! Just add drugs.
ReplyDeleteside effects may include; facial melting; terrible lyrics; bad singing; general artistic homicide; loss of IQ points; unexplainable cravings for Baby Ruth
Make him stop!!!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a combination of "The Dentist" in Little shop of Horrors and Michael Jackson. And a 5 minute song is way too long.
ReplyDeleteHe's not even singing. It's all fake electronics. This is so embarassingly stupid.
ReplyDelete...oh...and the michael jackson hair and look...it was over when the 80's ended.
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Enty! My favourite part of Corey's interview in the DM is where he says that when people think of him, they think of 'the guy surrounded by gorgeous women' and 'a rockstar' in addition to 'teen heartthrob'. So wonderfully deluded! Long live Feldman!
ReplyDeleteOh Corey...the tooliest of tools. Maintaining that level of delusion must take a staggering amount of energy.
ReplyDeleteHe's a douche and this is bad, but, sad as it is to say, it's still nowhere near as bad as:
ReplyDeleteHasselhoff - Jump In My Car
Travolta/ONJ - I Think You Might Like It
He's a much better vampire hunter than...whatever this is.
ReplyDeleteMJ really damaged this guy.
ReplyDeleteAs bad as this shit is...Everyone's comments on this thread are sooo worth it. I'm about to pee my pants laughing!!!
ReplyDeleteL-rod, that made my day.
ReplyDeleteThis is the music video equivalent to Sharknado. This is much more pathetic, though.
ReplyDeleteI've seen Corey Feldman in concert. Twice. It is the most *hilarious* thing I've ever seen. Truely, grisly awful. I can't even put into words how badly it sucked. Both times were in Detroit dive bars. Once for fun with friends, where the crowd gloriously turned on him after a lecture in manners. The second just after Gain died where Daisy from Rock of Love was singing back up. I had entirely too much to drink and ended up meeting him. I didn't realize he was next to me when I said 'he's like a mini person!!' He tried to autograph my neck and I quickly bolted. The end. :)
ReplyDeleteHaim, not gain. Oops
DeleteOMG he tried to autograph your neck!!! I'll bet he was genuinely surprised you didn't allow it too. I love this guy. I want to bottle him!!!
ReplyDeletePoor Samwise Gamgee, stepping in for another hobbit.
ReplyDeleteI don't know which was worst; the singing, the dancing, the song or the whole concept and production of the video. Maybe the first thought of even making something like this and then actually going along with it. It was cringe-worthy they didn't show him dancing from the waist down, cause he couldn't keep up with the other dancers at all! And this guy is supposed to be an actor???
ReplyDelete