February 27, 2013
This C list mostly anything she can get for work actress is A++ list when it comes to name recognition and drinking and drugging. On Saturday night she was so wasted she had to crawl out of the club she was partying in but insisted she was ok to drive and got in the driver's seat of the car. Umm, not her car. She was carried out of that car and deposited in the hired car that had been arranged for her. She climbed over the front seat and dropped into the driver's lap and screamed at him that she wanted to drive. The friend with her told him to just start driving. The actress then puked on the floor of the car and passed out and had to be carried by the driver to the elevator of the building where she was staying.
Lindsay Lohan
Not surprising...
ReplyDeleteLilo would NEVER
ReplyDeleteOh no, she's WAAAAY too classy!!! ;)
DeleteHow but instead of easy easy we have boring boring?
ReplyDeleteSurprised she didn't fuck the driver. What a garbage slut/whore.
ReplyDeleteI found the image hilarious. I'm at work trying hold back laughter. That poor driver!
ReplyDeleteDuh
ReplyDeleteI hope the driver was at least tipped well.
ReplyDeleteStay classy, LiHO. Stay classy.
ReplyDeleteTHREE MORE WEEKS AND LILO IS A FREE WOMAN, BETCHES!
ReplyDeleteLovely. As my dear mother would say.
ReplyDeleteAre we getting a reveal a day now? I'm kinda liking this. Personally, my first reveal day (Jan '12) was so awesome, the rest have fizzled since then.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the day I went back and looked through the past reveals some of those were freaking awesome. The actor pretending to be a famous one was epic!
Delete*famous woman
DeleteWho was the actor pretending to be famous? I forgot a lot of the old reveals.
DeleteAww fuck. Here comes the Shimmy outrage.
DeleteWhat an effing mess.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt the driver had to pay for that expensive detailing out of pocket since we all know the hohan clan doesn't pay their bills.
Lindsay is always such a class act.
ReplyDeleteSounds like she needed some blow.
ReplyDelete"I can't believe Lindsey Lohan puked in the rental car! I had no idea she was such a hot mess!" - No one, ever
ReplyDeleteI agree with Massive. Seems to me that the Pavlov reaction would kick in and when she gets into a car after the club, she would automatically slump over, put her head in the drivers lap, unzip his fly and start earning the blow they are on their way to pick up.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness she has a good friend
ReplyDeleteOMG you guys, must share!!
ReplyDeleteMy friend was at a party this weekend and DINA LOHAN was there (out in the Hamptons). She says Dina was wasted but I haven't gotten the full story yet.
Unfortunately my friend is a wuss so she didn't ask for some EPIC Dina Lohan pics, that would have MADE MY NIGHT!!!
The summer's not over, I may easily run into her myself.
And if I do get a pic of myself with Dina Lohan (you know she would eat that shit up), I will post it here every six months in Reader Photos, ha ha!!
ReplyDeleteAfter this past July 4th holiday, the Shimmy fiasco seems downright exciting, doesn't it?
ReplyDelete@hunter, you have the mission, now go forth and bring back tales of debauchery, ideally with Dina (I'm not that fussy ;) plus photos if poss. No more CDaNing for you ... go forth and CONQUER THE HAMPTONS!
ReplyDeleteDamn, Lindsay is so hot.
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