April 30, 2013
This A list mostly movie actress had to come clean with producers who wanted to shoot some half naked shots of the actress for her latest movie. The shots were supposed to be last week, but had to be postponed because her entire back and upper thighs are covered in bruises from her very rough boyfriend. All consensual. All will be revealed too.
Scarlett Johansson
She walked into a door. Then fell down some stairs.
ReplyDeleteOuch.
ReplyDeletewho was she dating?
ReplyDeleteWasn't this from the Nate Naylor guy? He was into some kind of BDSM? Scarlet was game for awhile but he started showing naked pics of her to his friends and she decided she was done.
Delete@elizabeth312....
DeleteOk, thanks!!
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They need to make BDSM white girl bruise cream. Cause yall bruise like nobodys business. I have had ONE in my entire life.
ReplyDeleteIt's true Kels. You just look at this redhead and I'm bruised. Forget looking good in white.
DeleteSherry, but you look fab in green? I heart the rangas.
DeleteI wake up covered in bruises I don't remember getting. I don't have any depth perception so do actually walk into doors a lot. I haven't worn a skirt without tights in months.
DeletePenn or the art dealer guy? ouch!
ReplyDeleteWow....
ReplyDeleteI'm a light skin Black girl and I bruise easily as well.
ReplyDelete@Kels, Arnica...take the supplement and use the cream in the bruises. Lessens the healing time dramatically.
ReplyDelete*on...damn auto correct
DeleteI bruise easily. And when drunk, walked into a glass door, broke my nose. 2 weeks later, stilly face smear marks on the glass, I did it again. Went to work with black eyes. Being a petite lady, everyone pointed accusative fingers at my "husky" 6"2 gent. Completely self inflicted. When I broke my leg, at a gig, falling down stairs, all I got at work was accusative & knowing looks. She could just be a klutz like moi.
ReplyDeletePsh, isn't that what the makeup department is for?
ReplyDeleteIt's this guy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2306314/Scarlett-Johansson-boyfriend-Romain-Dauriac-coordinate-casual-outfits-New-York.html
ReplyDeleteI get Lohan bruises all the time. Large bruises in weird spots, with no knowledge of how they got there.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Lohan bruises (now I feel bad). But still, yes, I too awake with unexplained bruises and no cool story to follow...
DeleteLohan could write a best seller book (with numerous reprints) IF she could only remember all of her exploits.
Delete"I knew I forgot to take a pen with me to that bar!"
....If I could only remember to write myself a note?
Bunny : yeah. I went to a Christian school where we got the strap. Yes! It was the noughties! I don't relish any form of pain apart from tattoos. Whatever floats yer boat!
ReplyDeleteSounds like the type of girl for Sheen .
ReplyDeleteThis ones mehhh. Hardly newsworthy....more embarrassing that her bosses found out than scandalous.
ReplyDeleteShe was a consenting and willing partner during sexy fun times
I <3 ScarJo, and couldn't even tell you why
Lol
You heart her as a fellow wanton hussy, as do I Rubes?
DeleteWanton hussies unite!
DeleteLmao, you are cracking me up today, Ms. Rach Around. Hope you are feeling better
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Ta Rubes! I'm feeling ok. Watching my hubby floss with his towel always makes me perk up!!
DeleteIsn't that what photoshop is for?
ReplyDeleteI'm fair skinned dark hair and bruise easily also, between being clumsy and walking my dogs my legs always have blue marks...not attractive.
ReplyDelete@Misch
DeleteSame here. Fairly light skin, dark hair and if you look at me too long, I end up with hellacious bruises.
Bruising easily is due to low iron FYI
ReplyDeleteI used to get massive bruises on my legs when I waited tables. Occupational hazard. I kept bumping into table edges, booth corners, etc.
ReplyDeleteBeing vegan, iron is my enemy! Bruises make me look more hardcore than I am.
ReplyDeleteHOT!!! I'd love to throw a beating on her.
ReplyDeleteScarlett needs a new pearl necklace count.
DeleteI have an irrational love of Scarlett too.
ReplyDeleteReno, she's hanging by a thread w her Ghost World involvement for me.
Deleteme too with the bruises! I bump in to something and it looks like I've been viciously man handled, it even started a fight with my guy when he saw marks on my arm and asked who the hell has been hurting me? They look terrible. I like Scarlett's name, and I vacillate between wanting her to do well and being disgusted by her acting.
ReplyDeleteAnna : it sounds more inneresting to say its sadomasichistic as opposed to being clumsy!
DeleteAnd gotta say in a non-sexy way, Scar is pretty hot!
DeleteBleh... Is this it for the weekend? I thought that after getting screwed on July 4th the weekends would be especially nice.
ReplyDeleteNemesis - my weekend ended 6 hours and 33 minutes ago. But the booze still runs. I'm ready to shiv someone for a cigarette tho.
DeleteI think if you're bruising up like that, buddy is doing it wrooong. A little welt here and there as a reminder is hot but full-out half-body bruises means someone's been forgetting their safewords.
ReplyDeleteTalks, you speak as someone w authority - right on! Lemme know the deets!.
Delete@talkstoomuch....
DeleteYea, gotta have the safe word convo to avoid embarrassing little mishaps like this!
Safe word: Himmler? gossling? (God knows I scream this out loud oft enough).....
DeleteFrenchVanillaCappuccino is my favourite, replacing sweetmotherofjeebusthathurt, which was confusing, because sometimes you just say that for funzies.
DeleteYes, I too always have bruises. A bunny kicked me in my chest while I was cutting her nails. I also had scratches from said nails. It took quite a while for me to convince my physician that I was not being beaten.
ReplyDeleteUnknown : my dwarf lop bit me on the nipple. And I dropped my iPhone in the bath.
Deleteit's weird that with all the pics of her in bikini,we never saw her bruises
ReplyDeleteGlad to know beating your partner black and blue is so the new normal with you people.
ReplyDelete"You people"
DeleteOn this thread, it was used appropriately. Yeah, "you people" get your rocks off to some pain that doesn't come from a gym? What is wrong with "you people"?
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ReplyDelete@AB, her bruising was a result of rough sex, not domestic violence. It was consentual.
ReplyDeleteconsensual too
ReplyDeleteWhat was the movie? I think Scarjo had to do some reshoots in Scotland around this time for Under The Skin. I've read the book, and given the character she plays, a couple of bruises is nothing.
ReplyDeleteWhen her marriage with Ryan Reynolds seemed to end as abruptly as it did, I kind of figured something a little... unusual must've been going on. Guess he just didn't get off on beating the crap out of his wife.
ReplyDelete*raises hand* Another member of the "fair-skinned and bruises insanely easily/also clumsy as hell" club checking in; more vitamin C and iron supplements & homeopathic arnica (internally) and arnica cream (externally) can sometimes help. And yes, you'd think any half-decent movie makeup artist would know how to cover bruising, right? (Use a cover-up cream or stick in the color opposite the color of the bruise; for purple/blue bruises, that would be yellow, but if they're in the reddish stage, go for green; then a thin layer of foundation lightly sponged over it, w/a bit of translucent powder on top. You're welcome... :-) And yes, I like Scarlett, too.
ReplyDelete@Robert: I bet she wasn't into this sruff with Ryan. I'm thinking this is a new found form of masochism due to hating herself for letting her hubby get taken by another woman. Then once she got a taste of the adrenaline and kink. She was hooked.
ReplyDelete@Robert: I bet she wasn't into this sruff with Ryan. I'm thinking this is a new found form of masochism due to hating herself for letting her hubby get taken by another woman. Then once she got a taste of the adrenaline and kink. She was hooked.
ReplyDeleteKinda sorta doubt it...you don't just decide to try full-on "hurt me, please" your 1st time out...or so I've heard anyways.
DeleteShe's at least played in the minors for awhile
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Meh, it's consensual. Why do we need to know this? It's salacious, sure. But...I'd rather the perpetrators and victims of domestic violence get revealed!
ReplyDeleteI had a Lohan bruise the other day. I could not for the life of me work out how I got there, but then again I had ambien-related amnesia from the night before so I probably banged up my arm then. The first thing I thought was 'Lohan bruise!'.
ReplyDeleteI read CDAN too much.
And if it really IS consensual, then this is kind of a stupid blind. So she has a kink? Big meh.
ReplyDeleteCoerced does not equal consensual.
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