March 26, 2013
This former B list actor who on a good day is probably a C lister had a very bad week last week. He has A list name recognition and a girlfriend. He told his girlfriend he was going out with some friends. Apparently those friends included just a B- list mostly movie actress. Well, the actress was the only friend really. When he finally got home, he was hoping he would be able to talk himself out of trouble, but his girlfriend had spray painted his car and the inside of his place with some very choice words.
Ryan Phillippe/Ashley Greene
My kinda gal
ReplyDeletejust. be. single.
ReplyDeleteWas Ashley the date or the spray painter? I can't remember...
ReplyDeleteDate I think.
DeleteI think this was the night her condo burned down?
ReplyDeleteHe should've called a cops. That's a case of domestic abuse.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThat's great. Go her.
Next time he's on a talk show they should play "Before he cheats" as the intro.
That's not domestic abuse goofball:)
ReplyDeleteShe didn't put her hands on him.
If anything it's destruction of property.
He's such a self serving fool he wouldn't call the cops anyway.
Hey fuckbrain, intentionally destruction of property within a relationship is considered domestic abuse not just physically hurting someone.
DeleteThere gave been cases of females being placed on probation and sentenced to a year of anger management classes because they keyed cars , slashed tires of their in-significant others .
I agree with j curi. File a police report and send that bitch the bills. Let her stand in front of a judge and say " I'm a lunatic with no coping skills"
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm pro-cheatin, I'm just anti-crazy bitches.
True Dat. Some bitches be crazy yet I can't find a good man. Something wrong with this world.
DeleteTrust me, I totally understand. Really lol
DeleteSure, go to court.
ReplyDeleteMake sure the transcripts include what she painted and what her reasoning was.
Wanna have that on the record?
"Your honor I painted YOU ARE A CHEATING DOUCHE WITH A SMALL DICK" on the record?
Have at it.
The Enquirer awaits.
@Amy in MI, Her condo fire was the morning of 3/22/13.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I knew it was right around the same time
DeleteThis might have been when he was dating Amanda Seifried. Ashley was the date.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Ashley had a terrific week
ReplyDeleteHe knew she was crazy when he met her. That's what he gets. You bound to run into them if you're a man wh*re.
ReplyDeletegood very good
ReplyDeleteI thought he was gay?
ReplyDelete@ DINGLE only to get parts
ReplyDeleteAhhh.
ReplyDeleteYa no cops. Just for starters, repainting is done by their assistants and paid for with pocket change.
ReplyDeleteHahaa!
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest though, he IS a good actor. B+ list.
He's a cad, for sure, but I hope he stays far away from whoever the crazy spray painting bitch is!
ReplyDeleteUm that is crazy..and I am a little crazy. She's nuts.
ReplyDeleteDid you just call me fuckbrain? Because that is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCite your sources Gandalf.
@Bacon Ranch, don't ask someone to cite sources they don't have. That's just mean.
DeleteI like her more and more, it's so funny that the word fuckbrain has already been used this morning.
ReplyDeleteI don't get how people think that criminal vandalism is ok.
ReplyDeleteWhatever, she still took him back, didn't she? Paulina Slagter.
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