April 6, 2012
This A+ list actress has probably the scariest pickup line of all time. When she met her first husband, she walked up to him and showed him that she had craved his name in her arm and said, "Do you like this? I made it for you?" You would think that would be a once in a lifetime thing, but she did the same thing to her next boyfriend too with the same carving the name and giving him the line. Oh, and did it while she was still with her husband. This will be revealed.
Angelina Jolie/Jonny Lee Miller/Timothy Hutton
And this reveal will shock nobody
ReplyDeleteShe is a weird chick but has tried to do a lot of good since 'making' it.
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ReplyDeleteAbsolutely insane. The fucking must be out of this world.
ReplyDeleteI think that some men like insane women because they are easy to control. The blind about her weeping in the shower, plus this, plus everything = a woman it would quite easy to dominate. What a horrid life she must have. Thank god she can buy children when she's bored.
ReplyDeleteBarton - I think some men like crazy women because they crazy in bed.
Deletewell, she's consistent at least.
ReplyDeleteI miss crazy Angelina.
ReplyDeleteShe can be 'out there' when she wants to so not surprising really. Maybe she's a cutter and got creative with it.
ReplyDeleteI need to chime in my skepticism here: if she really carved names into her arms, where are the scars? As someone working hard trying to defeat cutting, even my shallowest cuts have left scars.
ReplyDeleteI miss crazy Angelina, too.
ReplyDelete"Normal" Angelina is kinda boring
At least she is creative and fearless. Crazy, but fearless.
ReplyDeleteI'm a bit of a skeptic with this one.
ReplyDeletethis NYDN article about a book on Jagger says she was with Hutton, Mick, Crowe & Jonny, at the same time
ReplyDeleteAnd that her mother really pushed her at Mick
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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/mick-jagger-pusuit-angelina-jolie-revealed-new-book-article-1.1109692
I'm not skeptical about this AT ALL. Guys do like crazy chicks. Just like girls like bad boys
ReplyDeleteAnd nice boys who end up with mega-bitches.
DeleteMeh she was batshit crazy in her 20s and unlike most of the people who get off easier she never got arrested, ODed or had a public meltdown. Mostly s just has an epic talent for shocking people. I tend to believe most of the gossip about her currently is BS especially since none of these insiders knew about her surgeries. I think all the crazy probably shifted itself into being a control freak.
ReplyDeleteAnd they let this bitch adopt kids!!!!?????
ReplyDeleteFucked up whitefolks should not adopt kids don't look like them.
Buzz off racist troll.
Delete@Barton: It all depends on the brand of crazy they got.
ReplyDeletethis Mick story goes along with the story that she once slept with her mothers boyfriend when she was round 15 to stick it to her mother. It flies in the face of her Mother Teresa act now and how much she adored her mother and how she was a saint. Angie has done a good job of hiding her freak flag, but no doubt in my mind, it still flies.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't cut deep it doesn't scar that much, plus body makeup covers it up too. I like Angelina though, at least we know she's nuts. And, she looks like she frickin bathes.
ReplyDeleteOKay, I Wanna Know What "Crazy" Things "Crazy Bitches" Do In Bed.
ReplyDeleteWho really wants that many men at one time? Sounds like trouble to me. Mick jagger is so unattractive.
ReplyDelete@Della....agreed, on all of it.
ReplyDeleteShe probably got tattoos to cover the scars up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't buy her Mother Teresa act either, especially about her mother. As Sheit stated, it's been revealed that Jolie slept with her mother's boyfriend and her mother pretty much pimped her out.
But she was 15. I was an a-hole to my mother at that age too. I love her to death, but we didn't have the greatest of relationships back then, now it is the polar opposite. It wouldn't surprise me if AJ and her mother went through a similar transition.
DeleteDidn't she tattoo an "H" somewhere on her body for Hutton? She later claimed it was to honor her brother James Haven. Still super weird.
ReplyDeleteI don't see AJ as the sub; she seems like a natural domme to me.
ReplyDeleteI read about Mick Jagger and Jolie. It sounded more of a one sided relationship, if you can call it one. He obsessively called her, she toyed with his head, and got bored.
ReplyDeleteYou can cut yourself without leaving scars. With Jolie's history of cutting, I'm sure she knew how.
LOL mental.
ReplyDeleteSeems like Halle ain't the only crazy woman in Hollyweird.
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ReplyDelete@figgy we give epic bj's, for one thing. ;)
ReplyDeleteAs for Angie, I'd like to think she's grown up a bit from those days and doesn't feel the need to shock the world anymore. I certainly did. No one stays the same forever.
+1000
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I love AngieJo. &heart;
ReplyDeleteShoo how is this possible ? We all know she only slept with 4 men including Brad..... The thing with Angie is she's full of crap.
ReplyDelete@MISCH, was she sleeping with them whilst LoHan was doing her drugs those 4 times?
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