February 1, 2013
It was just like old times when this A list female celebrity got together with this former B list actress who is now a solid C-. They were involved in a love triangle, but the A list female celebrity wanted no part of it this week when they got together again. The C lister thought she could reignite the flame but the A lister said that she is not into women any longer and that the C lister looked awful and the most the A lister would do for her is buy her lunch. She also threw in a pack of cigarettes.
Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan
I love the throwing in of a pack of cigarettes!!! That's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHEH?!?#!?
ReplyDeleteNot my Britney!!!!! Yuuuuuuck!
ReplyDeleteI feel like the only person in the world who hasn't fucked Lohan. I'm not complaining about that, by the way.
ReplyDeleteHah!
DeleteDamn. You know you're a mess when Britney is telling you to pull your sh*t together.
ReplyDeleteThis. Hahaha.
Deletewho was the other one? Skanky Hilton?
ReplyDeleteYep, January reveal I think. But definitely revealed before.
DeleteNot my Girl! Hell no! But I would be lying if I didn't think this was possible.
ReplyDeleteLoving this reveal!!! I can't even picture Britney being so bitchy, even if rightfully so. Especially the cigarette detail almost makes me jump for joy.
ReplyDeleteExcept Britney's handlers won't allow LILO anywhere near her.
ReplyDelete@High Heels, I don't read that as bitchiness. If anything, I respect Britney for not getting caught up in Lilo's mind games and ex sex.
ReplyDeleteEveryone's got a crazy ex or family member that periodically comes around and tries to hit them up. Sometimes you just send them on the way before they drag you under as well.
I'm Britney bitch
ReplyDeleteIf anything, Lilo viewed Britney as PREY. Everyone knows she's weak and rich.
ReplyDeleteYou know you suck when a suicidal, drug addict, no talent Mouseketeer doesn't want you because you're bad for her career.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the third was Paris.
ReplyDeletewow, yeah, to be pitied by Britney Spears...
ReplyDeleteBrit's handlers let them near each other? I think not.
ReplyDelete@Alabama - exactly!
ReplyDeleteParis was definitely the 3rd. Paris TORTURED Lilo for a year!
ReplyDeleteWonder what the Count thinks of this. Wonder if the HIV was passed. A trifecta of nasty.
ReplyDeleteIt's Britney, bitch! :)
ReplyDeleteSo she bought her a Diet Coke, box of cinnamon Tic-Tacs, an Adderall, & a pack of smokes? Britney's a sweetie.
ReplyDeleteWrong ethorne it was peppermint Tic-Tacs. Sheesh! Get it right girl! :p
ReplyDeleteOmg. These reveals are all boring and made up lies, But I'm gonna read every one and then bitch about it.
ReplyDeleteWaaaaah
Sure wish Enty would pick a rating for Lilo and stick with it...
ReplyDeleteI think she was Lilo's bitch before the conservatorship kicked in?
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS A GOOD ONE
ReplyDeleteOmg, whateves.
ReplyDeleteI'd only bang Lohan if I had an 8ball and was making her play Reindeer Games for each line.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you guys, I don't think Britney's handlers would let a toxic wreck like Lohan near her.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, back when they thought it was cool to go commando. Good times.
ReplyDeletethis was the popular guess at the time. get it together Lohan!
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