February 3, 2013
This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something he ever wanted to repeat.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Ethorne got it with the first comment! JLove is one crazy bitch!
ReplyDeleteRevealed before? Or just everyone's guess?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she should patent name tags for boobs.
ReplyDeleteAw, I like JLove. She seems really insecure and that makes me sad for her.
ReplyDeleteIf you're that insecure, why join a profession that stresses looks and appearances????
DeleteI like JLH too. She's just insecure and a bit nutty.
DeleteWho's the C list celeb?
ReplyDeleteNames or it didn't happen. lol
ReplyDeleteYes! Who's the C List dude?!?
ReplyDeleteA-list?! She's successful, and she's famous, but so are most people on the B-list. There's nothing wrong with being on the B list. I'm really not making a dig at JLove, but I'm genuinely shocked that in 2013, someone considers her A list. On that alone, this is the most shocking reveal, ever. LOL
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaand, nope.com
ReplyDeleteSo she's the breast whisperer?
ReplyDeleteIs this the one who knocked her up?
So who was the dude?
ReplyDeleteWhat were the names of the boobs? Poncho and lefty?
Oddly those are the exact names of my co-worker's cats
DeletePerhaps if JLH used some her vajazzling accoutrements on her breasts they would be easier to identify?
ReplyDeleteShe should've just drawn the names on with sharpee, or get them tattooed. Crazy girl.
ReplyDeleteI still maintain the C-lister was Bachelor Ben...
ReplyDeleteI am so happy she found a guy that can fully appreciate Thelma & Louise.
ReplyDeleteI think I saw an interview where she said that they were named Thelma & Louise. She also wears a tiara when she takes a bath. What an odd person!
ReplyDeleteThis is how cute and endearing becomes creepy and odd.
ReplyDeleteMy friends call my sisters Thelma and Louise. They can be crazy too.
ReplyDelete@London Ali - Typical A list isn't a measure of fame, wealth or success.
ReplyDeleteIt's a measure of the ability to get a project green lit on name alone.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has access to the money people and has been central star behind multiple successful TV shows (Medium, Client List). If Client List closed out, she'd find some other show and execs would be like "Oh, JLH? Eh, she'll get us a few profitable seasons and advertisers like her."
Blake Lively might have as much fame and money as JLH does, but if a script came across your desk and it said "A story of Texan masseuses who also give hand jobs, starring that girl from Gossip Girl" would you approve it?
Awh j love I would remember if I was a guy.
ReplyDeleteJLove A-list? Very popular shows? Where I have been the last decade?
ReplyDeleteI would keep hittin it and fuckin up the names of her tits until she stopped calling and texting. If that didn't work I'd give her box and cornhole names she hated.
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of a tool couldn't remember TWO names?
ReplyDelete@Topper: 100% agreement. :-)
Delete@Topper, Lol! I'm glad she loves her boobs.
ReplyDelete@shopgirl: me too. I understand.
Deletewow that would be incredibly annoying, hate to say it, but nightowl's right,
ReplyDeleteJLH a list? In what universe?