February 17, 2013
This actress is just about A list now. Mostly movies. Her actor boyfriend is a tool. Anyway, the couple were at an event this past week and had received a tip that a woman at the event was open to a threesome. Our actress is a big fan of them. The actor only dates and marries women who are fans of them. A comedy of errors ensued because there were two women with the same name. One was into it and one was not and our actress spent 30 minutes talking to the one who was not before she finally realized her error. Meanwhile, the actor was getting more and more agitated that the actress was not closing the deal and just walked out in a huff.
Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis
Gag!
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeletePerhaps they should track down Demi - I bet she is game.
ReplyDeleteOooooh Mila!
ReplyDeletePatiently waiting for whocaresnow to call BS cause their friend knows someone who knows someone who went to a party once that Ashton almost went to
I wonder if it was the two Demis... Lavato is saying gross while Moore is in the corner getting high and waiting for it.
ReplyDeleteOff to bleach my brain...
Mila Mila Mila :(
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI bet Mila isn't used to being shot down. I wonder if she cussed them out in Russian. This is funny if true.
So Milan is A list, but Carey Mulligan is B-
ReplyDeleteNope, not letting it o
I've known who Mila is for years and only know of Carey recently, mostly through this site. Ratings are fair. Although Carey he chosen better roles, she isn't been around long enough to be A.
Deletewhat a f#$%ng asshole! "This threesome isn't happening fast enough! I'm outta here!" I wish a virulent antibiotic-resistent strain of syphilis on him for acting like that.
ReplyDeleteThis makes sense, she was very in to Natalie Portman during their scene in Black Swan, quite convincing with the glowing bedroom eyes and lip biting.
a non a miss - you're so wise a mature. I bet you'd buy beach property in a desert if it was offered. Rule #1 in life: don't believe every f-ing thing you read on a gossip site.
ReplyDeleteThat's the number 1 rule in life? Really?
DeleteLol. Rule #2 in life, only start your day after you've checked all gossip sites
DeleteI think Id raher see her with Vlad and Hayden P instead of Assclown and some other ho.
ReplyDeleteI would think Asshton would want the 3rd to be a dude!
ReplyDeleteEmmy Rossum just split w/ Tyler Jacob Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt shut down her twitter...wonder what other reactions are next...
ReplyDeleteGood job Jay! whoops I mean "Enty" ;)
Did twitter not remember the names of her tits??? LOL
DeleteIKR? Would've been awesome if she owned it! "They're real they have names and they're magnificent!" Lol but no she just cowers away at the "negativity" that is twitter *eyeroll*
DeleteEmmy broke up with him? She's a fool! He's possibly the most hypnotizingly pretty man I've ever seen, while still looking manly. And I don't even like blonde guys!
DeleteFor you it should be
ReplyDeleteLOL. Thanks for the advice!! Have a fantastic day!!
DeleteI doubt that they have any problem finding a willing playmate- esp in Hollywood.
ReplyDeletesnort
ReplyDeleteNot sure how one puts it out there that you'd be down for a threesome. Like, how does that come up?
ReplyDelete@hothotheat- he wears his "want to be apart of a threesome, ask me how" sandwich board
ReplyDeleteThis blind is actually quite believable to me. I've always thought that Mila was bi or gay and that she and McCauley were bearding for each other all those years. I kind of think that's what's happening now with her and Kutcher. He's straight and she's sharing her bi lady friends with him.
ReplyDeleteHothot yeah I wondered that too. I suppose one would have to be pretty bold to prevent that long close and your over eager partner storming out. Most men would be willing to wait all night. Course I only polled the husband.
ReplyDelete@ Sherry, I asked mine too and he said he would wait as long as needed. Lol
DeleteGet over yourself, whocaresnow. You've been on this board for the last three days now bitching about how everything's a lie, and it's tiresome. You're tiresome. Start your own fucking blog since you know so much, so that I don't have to deal with your opinions anymore (which is all they are; you report absolutely no facts to support anything you've said). I'm personally sick of you, and apparently everybody else is too.
ReplyDeleteEnd rant. Sorry to everyone else; I rarely go off on people but I've just had enough already.
You already know that I agree :)
DeleteCee Kay, you are my hero of the day. <3
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DeleteOh Cee Kay, I've been around a lot longer than three days. If you don't like if, put your big girl panties on and ignore it.
DeleteAnd yes, Mila is close to A at this point and Carey Mulligan is B-. At best.
ReplyDeleteand I <3 Cee Kay, brava!
ReplyDeleteCarey is a great actress but she isn't a personality. Milla is a good comic actress and has personality for miles in her interviews. You are going to see more covers and quotes for Milla over Carey any day.
Mila would not find me an unwilling participant. Asshat can watch but he gets bound and gagged if he becomes a nuisance.
ReplyDeleteYes! I totally support this scenario. The baby belly probably works for inspiration?
DeleteHahha Sophia I think the baby belly is the cause of all this extra sexual aggression I feel these days! However, I will make my move on Mila about six months post baby after I hit the gym - after black swan I need to bring her my A game in tact!
Deletesnort plus 1, and plus one to Cee Kay! the number one rule in life is don't believe everything you read on a gossip site? sorry, that was too good/bad. I believe the term for thanking someone for giving you something and then saying it's not good enough is, "don't look a gift horse in the mouth", because in the "olden times" you'd check a horses teeth for their age.
ReplyDeleteSeriously with JLH? Poor girl really is insecure.
ReplyDeleteI'd be open to a threesome with Mila. Of course, Ashton's part would be in the corner of the room with his face to the wall.
ReplyDeleteI would! If only to get a shot on Mila. I would teach that girl some things.
ReplyDeleteI find whocaresnow's posts interesting, since she seems to have some involvement in the industry.
ReplyDeleteEnty on the other hand...
Twice a year it all comes out over multiple days and I get jumped all over. Every other weekend nobody says anything. It's not my fault the reveals have been lacking or fabricated.
DeleteYou were just being honest, I'm having trouble figuring out why people are getting so worked up over what you think about the blinds. I mean, I know it is virtually impossible to scroll down and rignore comments you don't like. Are computers even capable of such advanced technology? Or will we be forced to read every single thing in the internet for the rest of eternity? God forbid people have differing opinions.
DeleteIf this is true Call Me!
ReplyDeleteI would get a tent a sleeping bag and some skittles and wait all night.
ReplyDeleteHaaaa ! Don't forget the flashlight ;)
Deleteit's obvious that none of you morons has ever experienced two women sucking your dick at the same time. It's heaven if the women know how to work a cock. I do threesomes all the time because once one bitch is too sore to fuck, you gots another.
ReplyDeleteYours in Christ,
Massive G
'My weekend beats your year'
G you wouldn't know either troll you dont get nothing but your own Dick up your ass :)
ReplyDeleteNot gonna lie, I'd get in on that. They are hot, so long as they both kept their mouths shut
ReplyDeleteAll silly. Who would reject Mila?
ReplyDeleteWhy do these damn 3somes always have to be 2 girls one guy? Especially with Asston, I doubt he's man enough ONE woman,let alone two. Psssh.
ReplyDeleteJenn, some guys are afraid of their junk touching. Two girls together hot, two guys not--according to "sources" that also say the kinkiest guy in hollywood likes spankings. Kutcher would be afraid of having to live up. Dude throwing shade at him for wearing a trucker hat during double time and he can't tweet his weenie in action if there's another weenie on display. Bad form.
Delete@Massive: What kinda pimp are you? If you are getting 2 at a time, then at least one of the hos should be pimped enough to toss yer salad while the other slobs yer knob. 3 would be ideal, so one of them can have ball and taint duty.
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