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January 9, 2013
This A+ list all movie actor is doing everything to try and stay young looking. He says that he is tired of having to always pay for sex so has started spray tanning his body and coloring his hair to make him look younger. The only thing he is doing is making women laugh when they see him and his horrible fake tan.
Sean Penn
a little moisturizer on that big ol forehead wouldnt hurt
ReplyDelete@LottaColada got it first guess
ReplyDeleteYay!
DeleteI remember laughing at an interview with Matt Stone and Trey Parker where they talked about how Sean Penn has threatened him. They were making fun of him bc he's only like 5'4 LOL
ReplyDeleteMatt Stone is the love of my life. No joke.
DeleteHahahaha. He's SO gross.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan but remember a beach pic of him not that long ago and he is in very good shape.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeletePs Matt and Trey are my heroes.
He looks sooo ridic with that awful tan.
ReplyDeleteScarJo hit that!
ReplyDelete@SusieQ, that was just nasty.
DeleteMr Spicoli, I think you know where the front office is.
Penn is such a greasy douchebag, remember how after he divorced Robin he had the nerve to write nobody's ever loved me! Well the two wives you abused used to love you asshole!
ReplyDeleteOMG! An actor is spray tanning??? Aren't you afraid of getting sued, Enty?!
ReplyDeleteHe was ugly to begin with I don't think a spray tan and coloring his hair is going to help.
ReplyDeleteEven as Jeff Spicoli he was fug.
quitting smoking probably won't help now
ReplyDeleteLOVE this!!!! Couldn't happen to a more deserving person
ReplyDeleteHes an absolute tool. Robin deserved better.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook yes! Agree!
DeleteParody of himself
ReplyDeleteExactly, nudibelke nailed it.
Deleteloving " parody of himself"
ReplyDeleteAsshole thinks his physical appearance is what turns off the ladies! Dude, it's cause you're an asshole.
ReplyDeleteLooking older is not your problem Sean. Plenty of charming and smart guys over 50 get laid often.
ReplyDeleteHe really does have the worst Hollywood spray tan, bar none. How he can't see that himself is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteI think it's funnier that he was having to pay for sex. Jeez you're famous. If an Oscar can't get you laid a hideous fake tan ain't gonna help.
ReplyDelete^ nailed it.
DeleteHaha, he's a douche with a day-glo orange tan now, lol
ReplyDeleteNudibelle for the win!
ReplyDelete@Sherry well, he probably only likes 20-year-olds under him and none of them know who he is.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is such a POS.
ReplyDeleteyep,he has turned into that old creepy dude
ReplyDeleteI agree...even as Spicoli..he was gross! I actually waited on him once, and didn't know who he was.....this was back in the late 80's......I don't really even remember the experience, just remember being told..." do you now who that was?"
ReplyDeleteI guess if he had treated his gorgeous talented wife better he wouldn't have to worry about it. I hope she takes up with some young hot Thor kinda guy who treats her great, and he has to pay for whores and spray tans. What a jerk.
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