Blind Items Revealed
March 19, 2013
This C list celebrity reality offspring has been introducing himself to girls by telling them who he is and who he is related to and if they would like to get with him, they also need to be comfortable being shared with a couple of his friends too. He is a winner. I have also heard that to see his peen you need a microscope.
Brody Jenner
gross.
ReplyDeleteI think some facts got mixed up on this one. Brody Jenner is very recognizable - at least he would be to me. And he's got a girlfriend - model Bryana Holly. Peen size is anyone's guess, but this is the first I've heard about it being microscopic, lol
ReplyDeleteUmm brody has never cared that he has a girlfriend. When he asks other women about sharing that must include a threesome with his girlfriend. Todays young-uns have no clue who brody is which is his preferref demographic.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't Brody. You have the wrong man.
ReplyDeleteI figured the Kartrashian boy for this.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't Brody. You have the wrong man.
ReplyDeleteUm, there is no way the microscopic part is true, I saw him in a Batman or Robin costume one year and apparently he is not a fan of the underwears, like Mr. Hamm. While it was no Hammaconda there is no way you could call it microscopic.
ReplyDelete@TalksTooMuch, maybe he stuffs?
ReplyDeleteThat's too bad cuz Brody totally seemed my type.
ReplyDeleteOh wait - you say he's a self-involved man-pretty tool with no discernible source of income other than Daddy's money and no aspirations for the future? Totally my type!
How disappointing
ReplyDeleteIs there any genetic connection when it comes to peen size? If a dad has a big peen will the son also....
ReplyDeleteI don't want to know if that's true. My bf is big and it's like....I don't want to imagine his dad with the same stuff! Lol
Delete@TalksTooMuch, thanks for the reminder, and you're correct - no microscope needed.
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Dude is packing
DeleteDayuuuuuuum! I'd say no microscope needed indeedy!!! Thanks Phoenix! Can't believe VIP didn't bust any of those out. *le sigh* made my afternoon!
DeleteStocking stuffer for Halloween! I am ashamed that I find his face completely adorable. If he was not genetically marred and such a stupid f'ing DOUCHENOZZLE I would be attracted to him. Now that I know what he has on display, even WORSE. I am not sure it is really HIS dick-could be fake just like Kim's pregnancy belly, but hey, he sure does know how to leave the little breadcrumbs out there for the schnitzel to come schniffin' along. oy VEY such trouble in my loins now!
Delete....and all of a sudden, today was a good day.
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Both he and his friend quite obviously stuffed those costumes. They made it obvious on purpose, part of the joke of the costume or whatever. That is not his.
DeleteThat's the most obvious stuffing I've ever seen in my life. He's still cute, though
DeleteDarn VIP!!! I only clicked the link hoping for a juicy pic... eww that face!
ReplyDeleteI thought this blind was about Rob. Looks like the micro part isn't true though.
ReplyDeleteThanks@phoenix and @talkstoomuch. Nice picture. Always thought Brody was a cute guy.
Christ that's a schlong not a weensie.
ReplyDeleteThanks, phoenix! I knew I had seen it somewhere! I dont know what it says about me that I remembered it for so long, lol
ReplyDelete@Karen: only if he was stuffing with toys! Which could be possible
@Talks, thank YOU lol. Yeah.. he's not stuffing. That's why I posted from different angles because he's wearing tights. You can't fake that.
ReplyDeleteIf that Robin's cock is tiny, the writer must have some scud missile in his crotch.
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ReplyDeleteThat's a big dick
ReplyDeleteThose pictures look stuffed..... unless he's hard around his male friends
ReplyDeleteha.. definitely not stuffed. Save the photos to your desktop and enlarge them. His "junk" starts off looking normal and shifts as he does. He's not hard, just packing and it shows especially in that last one because he's not wearing any underwear.
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