Blind Item #8
With all the sex in the history of the grounds of the Playboy Mansion, this weekend set the record for loudest coupling between this C+ list mostly movie actress/reality star/foreign born and this B list athlete who is A+ in his own corner of the sports world. She would not stop screaming. She would also not let the athlete go until he finished and he was definitely trying to escape.
A-Roid plays 3rd base, aka the hot corner.
ReplyDeleteThe things that house must have seen.
ReplyDeleteHaha @Count ARod was supposed to play a game in Tampa Friday and no-showed but since he played Sat and Sun unless he has an SST jet he cant be this guy.
ReplyDeleteI'm saying Joanna Krupa for the girl and Jose Canseco for the guy. Enty didn't say current athlete did s/he?
ReplyDeleteDeSean Jackson.
ReplyDeleteOK, then how about Antonio Cromartie? He is a corner back and he seems to get pussy by the truck load.
ReplyDeleteHow about Bridgette Nielson for the girl?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, maybe not. She was just first person I thought of scary enough to hold a man there and not let him escape.
ReplyDeleteLol
"in his own corner of the sports world" sounds like a boxer or MMA fighter to me.
ReplyDeleteAntonio Cromartie cant even name his kids
ReplyDeleteIn his own corner -- a boxing reference. Would Floyd Mayweather be B list in Enty World? Not sure about the chick though.
ReplyDeleteDodger rookie Yasiel Puig.
ReplyDeletehttp://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/07/yasiel-puig-playboy-mansion-chris-brown/
Need help with the pseudo-celebrity partner.
A-Rod , A-list?????? Coz he's a Yankee , right? At least for now.
ReplyDeleteWhat about that Lochte dude? He looks like he gets lots of pussy.
Chris brown had a party at the Playboy mansion this weekend . There are pics. Some celebs.
ReplyDeleteMayweather is legitimate A list in the real world. He's the most highly paid athelete in the world.
ReplyDeleteMMA fighter, could be. Alot of the MMA fighters get along well with the playmate type of girl, but most are too scruffy to get in to the Playboy Mansion.
It'd have to be someone like Jones. He's A+ in MMA, probably in the Bs outside of it, and he's been known to like the occassional outside of marriage adventure.
Bai Ling at the Playboy Mansion......
ReplyDeletehttp://Instagram.com/p/b3Mk1LAMNh/
That's exactly who I thought of for the celebrity. No idea on the athlete.
DeleteI instantly thought Bai Ling for the female. No idea for the athlete.
DeleteI had a screamer like that once. Deafening, at missionary close-range. Not only did she wake up the whole house, she woke up the whole neighborhood (the windows were open). I think they heard her up at the Mormon temple.
ReplyDeleteAnd you weren't even in Utah! Ba da bum!
DeleteScreamers are a turn-off, like, excessive screamers, and I'm a straight, porn watching female. There's no better way to get me to put on another broad's porno, than to show a woman faking obviously the pleasure I can see with my eyes is not happening.
ReplyDeleteScreamers are the reason the ass up/face in the pillow position . It's not about degradation but discretion.
ReplyDeleteMy ex used to smother herself with a pillow to muffle the noises if I was hittin it right.
ReplyDeleteI only do that when we have guests or we're staying at the in-laws.
DeleteI'm sorry @jc that's awful but I just lol'd.
ReplyDeleteI did some speculating on this one.
ReplyDeleteAssuming it's the 8th All Star Celebrity Kick Off and assuming "in his corner" is a hint, here's the two most likely suspects -
Shad Gaspard - Professional wrestler and has been in movies, might be B list, but definitely not A+ list in wrestling, but Enty tends to suck at ratings (Farrah Abraham A list!)
Jose Ramirez - Amateur boxer, #1 ranked light weight in USA. DEFINITELY A+ boxer, don't know if he's B list outside of it, but he just locked the Olympics spot down and is a VERY strong favorite for Olympic gold in lightweight.
http://www.gettyimages.ca/Search/Search.aspx?EventId=173663201&EditorialProduct=Entertainment&Language=en-US#
Here's the list of attendees if you want to try to puzzle it out.
I rooted those pics and the only A+ in their sports I could find are
ReplyDeleteWarren Moon, Brandon Marshal, Von Miller, John Wall and Arie Lyindyke (I aint tryin to spell that shit).
Out of that grouping, I would think Bai Ling would rape Von Miller.
Shad wasn't even an A list jobber.
Where are my damn manners? Thanks for the link Mr Wolf.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he wasn't in the pic because he couldn't get away from the rapist? Daymn, that just ain't right.
ReplyDeleteShe could do that to me anytime.
ReplyDeleteVon Miller
ReplyDeleteThe Denver Broncos superstar linebacker -- who signed a $21 million contract in 2011 -- was at the Playboy mansion this week ... when he spelled it out for us -- NO ONE TOUCHES MANNING
Jenna jameson and tito ortiz
ReplyDeleteJenna jameson and tito ortiz
ReplyDeleteBai Ling and Yasiel Puig. It was reported by ESPN that he'd been using his interpreter to try and pick up the ladies. He's one of the top young stars in major league baseball, and plays a corner outfield position.
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