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This aging rocker who is not as old as a Rolling Stone and also has television experience does not even bother making an effort at finding groupies any longer. On a recent cruise he had one of his tour guys find women wearing his shirts and if they were single and interested the tour person just sent them to the former A list rocker's cabin.
Steven Tyler
ReplyDeleteHe'd better DNA swab them first to ensure he's not grinding nasty bits with a long lost daughter...
DeleteSteven Tyler?
ReplyDeleteSteven Tyler or Janice Dickinson. I always get them confused.
ReplyDelete@Megerz- Steven Tyler and Janice Dickinson side by side
DeleteHaha@Lotta! Thanks for that!
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ReplyDeleteTo be different, Brett Michaels
ReplyDeleteRick Springfield?
ReplyDelete"Paging Dr. Noah Drake, to treat a case of heartbreak..."
Dammit! U got it before I could comment! Lol!!
DeleteOMG. I think I may have just gotten one all by myself!
Deletehttp://www.rickspringfieldcruise.com/
@Hannah. I can't believe I may have actually gotten one that wasn't super obvious right. But Rick just popped into my head before I read any answers (and I did watch GH back in the day. And own the General Hospi-Tale 45. And a couple of Rick Springfield albums. And... I'll just stop now, before I embarrass myself anymore. *g*)
DeleteBut who the hell is wearing Rick Springfield t shirts on the random??
ReplyDeleteIf they were on a Rick Springfield cruise, they probably sold them. I'd totally buy one with Noah and Bobbie.
DeleteOops, did I say that outloud?
Yaaaaasssss!!! I'm bout to google & see if there is such a t shirt!!!! Bobbie & Noah forevaaaahs! :-) genoa city FTW...
DeleteBilly Joel.
ReplyDelete*pulling out t-shirts* If he'll sing to me during, I am so on that cruise.
DeleteGene Simmons... reality tv ... the family jewels. Known cheater
ReplyDeleteI originally thought Tyler but Springfield was A list for awhile and I knew he had a cruise fan club deal so it is him and not Tyler.
ReplyDeleteSpringfield FTW.
ReplyDeleteKid Rock Cruis; has annual cruise ship party
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kidrockcruise.com/
I second this guess
DeleteRick Springfield is married. I'm not sure I would call him a rocker either.
ReplyDeleteI think General Hospital was Port Charles.
ReplyDeleteUr right, my bad....I was thinking if Y& R DUUUH! Lol!!! :-)
DeleteSteven Tyler is prettier
ReplyDeleteAll my Children is Port Charles. I'm sorry I know that.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually Pine Valley. Port Charles is GH, and Llanview is OLTL. Yeah, I watched soaps when I was a kid.
Delete@Jamie. 3 for 3.
DeleteAs The World Tuns - Oakdale.
Guiding Light *Sob* - Springfield. (Which sort of brings it back on topic.)
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ReplyDelete@Sherry - No General Hospital was Port Charles. Young and the Restless was Genoa City and All My Children was Pine Valley.
ReplyDeleteAnd sadly I haven't watched General Hospital since the late 80s, and I never watched Y&R and AMC yet I still know this.
I was an As the World Turns girl.
I loved Tom and Margo. I still remember Margo telling Tom that she was pregnant by getting him to spell Euphemia.
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ReplyDeleteSorry, couldn't resist.
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ReplyDeleteMost of the guys being guessed don't have their own cruises. Though some of them would be a blast if they did.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Gene Simmons on this one. Kiss has an annual cruise and his wife would not be caught dead on it.
CS - Kid Rock brings his girlfriend on his cruises and they seem pretty tight so I don't think he's messing around there. Non-celebrity named Audrey he's been going out with for maybe 3 three years or so.
Gene Simmons porn tape makes me VIOLENTLY ill, and I only saw the still, which was scarring enough. Mercifully, he kept his shirt on.
DeleteMichael Stipe is gay.
ReplyDelete@Mango: Yes, I know that. Let us see how many other gay rockers you can identify that I posted intentionally
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ReplyDeleteAnd I would appreciate it if you didn't ride on my coat tails and name someone I already have. Thanks! xoxo, Kym
ReplyDeletewell shit, I came here thinking some juicy/entertaining shit was going on here based on the comment count. Ms. Mess, you clearly have too much time on your hands.
ReplyDeleteIt only took my undocumented workers about 5 minutes, George. Ain't cheap labor great?
ReplyDeleteRick Springfield is still touring and he was my first thought. I have him on Facebook and he posts lots of photos from his tours...and yes he's a "rocker". lol
ReplyDeleteCan't even enjoy reading the comments anymore. WTF.
ReplyDeleteHow could no one guess David Cassady?
ReplyDeleteOh no, Dingle! The last thing I ever wanted to do was take away your enjoyment! Can I buy you an ice cream? How about a Pillow Pet? Oh, I know--a Forever Lazy so that you don't have to worry about changing your clothes during this paralyzing depression. You'll be in my prayers, Berry. Hugs.
ReplyDeleteAnna nah nah more tongue and spit, less lips and attitude! You know what I'm sayin?
ReplyDeleteNot sure I do, sandy! Are we not friends anymore? I have such a great attitude, but your rejection might just send me down a spiral of darkness and despair. I remember that wonderful night we spent together--drinking, bowling, singing, gettin' all filthy with the Count...Can we go back to that? Please???
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was talking about less is more for what you want
ReplyDeleteBlind gossip bans the trolls so they show up here. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteAnyway, that cruise website is from 2011. Don't think it's Springfield. I think Gene Simmons is a great guess.
@Jess, I know, right? When did you get banned? I'm just as upset as you that they won't let us over there anymore. Ugh, smh, fml--it just isn't fair. I've decided to try and be a better troll here so it won't happen again.
Delete@Gayeld, I still have Working Class Dog i a stack of LPs somewhere.
ReplyDeleteRick Springfield was my first thought, too, though there have been a couple of KISS cruises and Gene Simmons is a good guess as well.
Music cruises: http://www.sixthman.net/events/
Working Class Dog (and Glass Houses) was one of the first things I bought with my own money (yah! being the only teenager girl in a ten block radius)I still had it when I finally admitted to myself that given that I no longer had a record player (and no plans to buy one) and hadn't for about five years, it might be a little foolish to keep holding onto them all.
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Sandy, more is always more. Do you know how much $ I made for Enty with my epic Cheese Post? Still waiting for my residuals for that one. Enty said he put it in the mail with my signed Amber Tamblyn book. It's gonna be better than Christmas when it gets here!
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ReplyDeleteI'd still do him.
DeleteAlready been said. By me.
ReplyDeleteAlways nice to have back up, though.
ReplyDeleteMusic cruises seem to be the big thing now. There were 2 progressive rock cruises this past spring, a Southern rock cruise coming up, and numerous others. Based on the line ups it could be anyone, except for the tv experience.
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ReplyDeleteMakes it easier for us to stalker them? Otherwise, it's just hours and hours of hiding in the bushes. *pulling thorns from hair*
ReplyDeleteJesus take the wheel! Honey, you need to step away from the keyboard. Get some fresh air or somethin.
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