Blind Item #8
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who was the biggest star in the world back in the day is aging rapidly and in bad health. He has a nurse on call 24 hours a day, but none of his nurses will do anything special for him so every night he has a hooker come to his house and pretend to be a nurse and does what hookers do.
Ryan O'Neil
ReplyDeleteNick Nolte
Deletejack nickolson?
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson? We know he likes his ladies on the payroll...
ReplyDeletebiggest star in the world? I don't think O'Neal fits, Nicholson does nicely though. I hope his health improves. He's a national treasure, imho.
ReplyDeleteBurt Reynolds
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson
ReplyDeleteNah, he's just a cunt.
DeleteStallone or Eastwood
ReplyDeleteKevin Costner
ReplyDeleteDonnie Osmond
ReplyDeleteTo quote Smears, "Nah, he's just a cunt" (in a different way though)
DeleteBurt Reynolds looks like hes close to death in recent pictures
ReplyDeleteWillie Ames
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ReplyDeleteGary Coleman
ReplyDeleteHe's getting Hookers in Heaven? Nice.
DeleteGuy from Wayne's World
ReplyDeleteAging rapidly and in bad health but still has sex every night? Whoa.
ReplyDeleteJerry Seinfeld
ReplyDeleteI'm giving the Entrs lots of choices for reveal day when they go through all the guesses and decide which one to use.
ReplyDeleteJustin Beiber
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan
ReplyDeleteCorey Feldman
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ReplyDeleteJay Leno
ReplyDeleteChevy Chase
ReplyDeleteI will take the Burt guess over Jack for one reason---Jack IS still one of the biggest stars in the world, it's never really faded whether he works much or not.
ReplyDeleteBurt Reynolds was literally THE biggest star for maybe 5 years.... WAS the biggest, not anymore. I think that fits the wording of the blind better.
Great points. I was for sure thinking it was Jack until I read your comment. Jack is probably permanently A+. But Burt was the hottest thing going back in Smokey and the Bandit days, but his start doesn't shine nearly as bright. And remember back when he did Boogie Nights.....it was called his comeback, bc he had dropped quite a bit. Jack would never need to make a comeback.
DeleteSo my vote is for Burt.
STFU Ann Nah Nah you are stupid and nothing about your or your comments is clever.
ReplyDeleteNicholson looked fine at the Oscars a few months ago when he hit on Jennifer Lawrence at some post show party.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas.
Kirk Douglas, as his son's (oncologist Michael Douglas) genetics show us.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas?
ReplyDeleteKirk Douglas. Creeper
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Burt Reynolds guess. He was the highest paid actor for years in the 70s. He's looked pretty frail for a while. The way he treated Loni Anderson when they split made me realize what an a-hole he was. For those who are too young to remember, they had been together for years and one day a knock came to the door and she was served with divorce papers and forced out of the house. No warning. He was cheating on her with a waitress that looked just like her and who moved in the next day.Blechh.
ReplyDeleteNot the whole story,the cheating went both ways, and Loni was siphoning off $$ outta his accounts for when the time came, she'd be ok Neither one wins any prizes from that marriage.
DeleteIf I were a hooker....I can't think of anything more depressing than having to rub one out of a dying man....
ReplyDeleteAgree
DeleteHow about giving him a quick gobby and then you have to wipe his saggy arse. That's a tad worse. Or if he blew pea and ham consistency jizz bombs in your face while fisting your kitten?
DeleteKirk Douglas
ReplyDeleteBurt Reynolds
ReplyDeleteI like the Burt guess more for reasons that Libby said.
ReplyDeleteSecretTorture is Soylent Green is people!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGerald depardieu.
ReplyDeleteRichard Dawson
ReplyDeleteBob Newhart
ReplyDeleteBetty White.
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda.
ReplyDeleteCher.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Kirk. According to some blinds he's a real SOB and a lot of people will be happy when he croaks it
ReplyDeleteI remember finding my mom's Cosmo with Burt in it. He was the (hairy bear) thing back then!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/burt-reynolds-death-rumor.jpg
This has to be Jack.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Kirk. According to some blinds he's a real SOB and a lot of people will be happy when he croaks it
ReplyDeleteRyan O'Neal
ReplyDeleteSean Connery.
ReplyDeleteHenry Fonda
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade
ReplyDeleteDirk Diggler
ReplyDeleteRon Jeremy
ReplyDeleteMy dad
ReplyDeleteGod Marcie, go take your meds girl.
ReplyDelete@anna nonymous, if you are the motivation behind so many people creating parody accounts, I can't imagine that your replying to them is going to get them to stop. Many others are ignoring it and I think you should probably do so too. Until such point as it becomes threatening, that is. For now, it seems mostly harmless (and sometimes amusing).
DeleteYeah, Anna, stop motivating and inspiring me to earn your approval. Someday, I want to gain access to the inner sanctum that is Enty's colon. Why should you be the only one of us who gets to go to heaven?
DeleteAnn Nah Nah Mess : are you cousins with Anna Rexie?
DeleteSamuel L Jackson. Enty has hinted before that he is in very poor health, and some pap photos show him with a cane. He doesn't fit "biggest star in the world" but I think he would have certainly been considered A list.
ReplyDeleteJohn Holmes
ReplyDeleteWHO THE FUCK IS MARCIE
ReplyDeleteScreech from Saved By the Bell.
ReplyDeleteEntertaining randomness. My money was on the littlest hobo
DeleteGroucho Marx
ReplyDeleteLionel Richie
ReplyDeleteDavid Hasselhoff
ReplyDeleteBryan Cranston
ReplyDeleteTotally Burt Reynolds. He's a pig. I feel bad someone like Sally Field fell for him. Loni Anderson, too. He's a disgusting pig.
ReplyDeleteWhoever Ann na na is, you need help. There is something very wrong with you. Go see a doctor.
ReplyDeleteBill Murray
ReplyDeleteRobert, I have seen a doctor, and he has seen me.
ReplyDeleteChevy Chase
ReplyDeleteSteve Martin
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula
ReplyDeleteYour dad
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ReplyDeleteBill Cosby
ReplyDeleteAl Bundy
ReplyDeleteChris Rock
ReplyDeleteEddie Murphy
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ReplyDeleteMarcy D'arcy
ReplyDeleteOH! THAT Marcy! I totally would've gotten it if you knew how to spell! xoxo
@Ann Nah Nah Mess: Nah. I guess I am a SuperStar now, but I've never been the biggest star in the world. Plus I can't even afford a monthly hooker, much less have a naughty nurse whore on call.
ReplyDeleteI'll be your nurse. That giant unit of yours--I feel like I should be paying YOU!
DeleteAl Pacino
ReplyDeleteI was just gonna say Al Pacino. Isn't he the one who's supposed to have Dementia? There's always a mystery woman with him when he's pictured walking with his daughter? And he's always papped with his daughter. Never by himself.
ReplyDeleteThe Bob Newhart guess was funny!
ReplyDeleteI think Ryan O'Neal fits this perfectly. Does anyone remember he was the it boy for quite a while, and anyone can read about how Pervy he is. Tatum O'Neal has written about what a Perv her dad was. He tried to hit on her at Farrah's funeral.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Rim Job Cruise. Nowhere does it say the hookers are female.
ReplyDeleteJed Clampift
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp
ReplyDeleteChristian Slater
ReplyDeleteAnthony Michael Hall
ReplyDeleteGavin McLeod
ReplyDeleteRicardo Montalban
ReplyDeleteHerve Villechaize
ReplyDeleteRod Serling
ReplyDeleteLeVar Burton
ReplyDeleteMickey Rooney. As he told Dana Carvy "I was the biggest star in the world...The WORLD...Bam..shammo! Judy Garland liked it in the brown but didn't have a car. I did, I was the biggest star in the WORLD for three years!"
ReplyDelete(Sorry, just listened to Jon Lovitz's vodcast with Dna and he told that story and I died laughing from the impression. Dana was on a tv show with Mickey when he first started out and it also co-starred Nathan Lane. Nathan wasn't out at the time but he and Dana were good friends so Dana knew. Mickey thought Dana was gay, put his arm around Nathan when Dana was doing a scene with them and said "It's a good thing we like girls, huh?" Dana had to play it off since he didn't want to out Nathan.
It's on Youtube, just search Jon Lovitz Dana Carvey podcast.
Mikey (he likes it)
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford
ReplyDeleteSomebody here could really use some mental help... What kind of obsessed nutjob has the time and energy for 24/7 trolling?
ReplyDeleteSomeone who gets to do whatever the fuck she wants. Are we clear?
Delete@Ann Nah Nah Mess: It aint that big. If I charge you by the inch, my rates are fairly reasonable. Height and jeans size, please.
ReplyDelete5'7", size 6, red hair, blue eyes, 32C
ReplyDeleteIf you are over 18 and within 250 miles from Jersey, whatcha doin Saturday? I got some rubbers about to expire, and I hate throwing them away.
ReplyDeleteBummers! I'm about 1500 miles away, and I have to help my husband spay and neuter our pets this weekend. Sad face!
Delete@Count-dirty minded and oh so thrifty. I can imagine the look on the local barfly's face when you hit her up with THAT clever come-on come-on!?!? LOL.
DeleteWhat the hell is going on here Count?
ReplyDelete@Texas Rose: Fucked if I know. I just dispelled me have a hooker nurse, next thing I know I'm finding out that distance and marriage are once again keepin me from scoring.
ReplyDeleteWe'll always have dirty, filthy trolling. No one can ever take that away. Texas is closer to you than I am. Maybe she's free this weekend? (Fingers crossed!)
DeleteCount - At least with Amanda you know the crazy you are getting.
DeleteMy first thought was Burt Reynolds.
ReplyDeleteHey Texas--can you help make the Count's weekend count? It'd be a crying shame to throw away perfectly good package wrappers.
ReplyDeleteSarah, please stay on topic.
ReplyDeleteI'll throw in Schwarzenegger for laughs... But the Burt Reynolds guess makes sense.
ReplyDeleteNot a lot of you know this, but the "Random photos" were labeled mostly as ironic because usually the answer to the day's blind item was in the "random" photos. So, if it's still the case, I gotta go with Al.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who sees nothing wrong with him having a bit of fun before he dies as long as everyone is consenting and leaves happy with what they got out of it?
ReplyDeletePacino isn't on his way out though- Bert is probably a good guess but could be someone like Kirk Douglas though - someone else mentioned him.
ReplyDeleteBurt not bert.
ReplyDelete@SophiaB: The expiring rubbers line or the charge by the inch line, which one is the panty dropper?
ReplyDeleteExpiring rubbers.
DeleteMy poor sainted ever-so-patient husband is so depressed about his inability to find a girlfriend since we moved away from the Bay Area that I might suggest he use that line sometime-but to me, it sounds like putting vaseline on a fish hook and telling LOTSA stories about the one(s) that got away...
It just CRACKED ME UP. SOOOOOO skeezily romantic, coming from you. Love ya Count!
So whoever this guy is, we know he watched House.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Loni Anderson a compulsive shopper? That would get old fast, watching someone dump your life's savings in boutiques that were selling '80s style big-shoulder "Dynasty" dresses that would be worthless except as a thrift-store donation before the year was up.
ReplyDeleteDinah got the best of Burt. She lucked out.
ReplyDeleteThanks Sophia. "Skeezy romantic" goes well with my style, which I call "scumbag chic", and doesn't really have that much style to it.
ReplyDeleteF the thread troll.
ReplyDeleteSean Connery was the perfect guess.
Outshined, which one of us would you
DeleteLike to fuck first? I have a 5 page application and intense panel interview process. But if you think you're worthy...Hey, miracles happen every day!
Fred Willard
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ReplyDeletePete Schweddy
ReplyDeleteChris O'Donnell
ReplyDeleteChris Farley
ReplyDeleteAlex Trebek
ReplyDeleteBen Stein
ReplyDeleteRimjob Cruise or his fellow Scientology rump ranger, John "Cocksucker" Revolta.
ReplyDeleteI don't despise Rimjob Cruise because he is a spermbreathed turd burglar. I hate the pathetic ass munching goot gobbler because he's too chickenshit to come out of the closet.
ReplyDeleteGive him the chair!
Vince Schlomi
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ReplyDeleteAlan Alda
ReplyDeleteDennis Miller
ReplyDeleteLou Diamond Phllips
ReplyDeleteEmilio Estevez
ReplyDeleteBill Paxton
ReplyDeleteDon Knotts
ReplyDeleteDon Knotts deserved a whore nurse. That fella was golden.
ReplyDeleteBurt Reynolds - Supposedly, Loni Anderson took her ring to have it appraised and it was CZ. Even at his most popular, Ryan O'Neal was never the biggest star in the world.
ReplyDeleteIt reads like Burt but I understood he was broke - hasn't worked in years, house in trouble with bank etc. He fell and was on the floor of his house for a day or so because no one was there to look after him. Not sure he could afford 24/7 nursing much less supplemental services!
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ReplyDeleteMost annoying post ever.
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