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This former B- list reality star and now a solid D who is part of a group of reality stars that have a straight line for a family tree was told as a joke she would have to have sex with several people on a reality show if she was cast. She said, as long as I don't have to have more than two people a day, that is fine. when they told her it was a joke, she said, she would be willing to do so anyway if it would help with ratings.
Mama June
ReplyDeleteI think I just threw up a little.
DeleteLmao
Ruby : if you have tinned cranberry sauce, throw up in that then make lasagne. Honey booboo loves that shit.
DeleteDina Blohan
ReplyDeleteHeidi from the hills
ReplyDeleteBritny Gastineau
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDeleteBrooke Hogan
ReplyDeleteBrooke Hogan
ReplyDeleteno more then two a day? this ho has standards!
ReplyDeleteA ho's gotta have standards.
DeleteWhat's straight line for a family tree? Raised by a single parent?
ReplyDeleteStraight for a family tree means lots o' incest. Reproducing with cousins...or worse.
ReplyDeleteI like the Gastineau guess.
ReplyDelete@figgy, i have a black & white little cat named figgy!!! we call her "piggy figgy" cuz she refuses to eat any dry or canned cat food. just lunch meat.
ReplyDeleteshe also has one eye. she's fukn' badass!
One of the girls from that Buckwild show. I don't know any of their names and I consider that a good thing.
ReplyDeletestraight line for a family tree... think about hearing the ole' banjo music from Deliverance and you'll get it.
ReplyDeleteThat was just a mean prank for them to play.
ReplyDelete< Insert Teen Mom name here >
ReplyDeleteDanielle Staub? To get back no RHONJ, of which the whole cast is made up of basically two families? (Gorga/Giudice/Wakile/Pierri and Laurita/Manzo)
ReplyDelete*get back ON...
ReplyDeleteI always thought a lot of inbreeding meant that instead of a family tree it was more like a tangled bush.
ReplyDeleteJust a whole bunch of the same family, means the family tree doesn't split off. ooh, I bet her toes don't either, they're all fused together into a fleshy hoof. The mental picture I just gave myself, acccck!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have a chocolate break to cleanse my brain of such horrors.
Why do I get the feeling this is an attempt on a redneck/Southern/inbred/white trash stereotype?
ReplyDeleteAnswer :Because it's the internet. Where you'd never call someone else "ghetto trash," however, daddy f*cking trailer trash? Always welcomed.
Cersei, Real Housewives of Winterfell.
ReplyDeletelike the Cersei guess......
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