Blind Item #4
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who has been married, had two sex scenes cut from her upcoming film. She said that she can't even pretend to have a sex scene in real life and is not a good enough actress to fake it for the movies either.
Nicole Kidman
ReplyDeleteSandy B.
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren
ReplyDeleteMostly because I can't see Nicole admitting to not being a good actress...
ReplyDelete"Has been" married - if you interpret that literally, it would mean in the past. Sandy B it is, unfortunately. I feel like she would be an animal - just with the right person in the right circumstance.
ReplyDeleteSad and weird.
ReplyDeleteSandra. Enty doesn't call Nicole A+. Just A.
ReplyDeleteSandra only has two movies coming up. One is animated and the other takes place in space... In an astronaut suit, which logistically is probably impossible for the sex. Maybe we should consult the Count on that though.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like someone's joking comment, not that they really can't have sex in real life. I would make the same sarcastic remark, to joke that my sex life isn't exactly movie-quality sex.
ReplyDelete@Kristin: I don't know about space sex. I'm scared of heights.
ReplyDeleteI wanna say AnnE, though I like the Kidman and Bullock guesses. THem contrived, fake betches don't like the sex, because it conjures instinctual reactions that they can't control.
@FSP: You know damn well Mirren can fuck And would have no problem fakin it.
I'm with Seachica on this -- jokingly said and now being reported as gospel. And with that, I like my darling Sandy for this because she's a funny ass betch.
ReplyDeleteDame Helen surely could teach all of us a thing or two about fucking. Except in high places; I second the Count there.
BullOck is a dyke. Get a fucking clue, morons.
ReplyDelete@ Massive G - Sandy's not really gay. She only said she was when you hit on her.
DeleteI would have Said NicKid, had it not said, "has been married." She still is. Barely.
ReplyDeleteThis cannot be sandy b.... Otherwise how could sex symbol Ryan Gosling say that she was one of his two best girlfriends (the other being rachel mcadams)?! ;)
ReplyDeleteI like the AnnE guess.
I know AnnE is married, but you can interpret the "has been married" in different ways, IMHO.
DeleteSandra Bullock dated Ryan Gosling??
DeleteKidman was pretty fucking sexy in "To Die For", and she was naked in a sex scene in "Eyes Wide Shut". AND didn't she just have a sex scene where she PEED on Zac Efron in "The Paperboy"?
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
And Kidman had a sex scene in Dead Calm, too...
ReplyDeleteYeah, The Paperboy was pretty explicit. Not Nicole.
ReplyDeleteMassive: I don't think Sandy B is a dyke, I think she is just asexual.
ReplyDeleteZellweger. Helps explain her phony marriage.
ReplyDeleteDina Lohan. Just putting it out there.
ReplyDeleteSandy has a long history of Black escorts. This isn't her.
ReplyDeleteDetails - never heard this rumor before. What is source?
DeleteLOL. OF COURSE everybody jumps on the Nicole guess. She can act ANYthing!!
ReplyDeleteThis seems something an "older" lady might say so I'm going with Diane Keaton.
I doubt Helen Mirren's faked a damn thing in her life. She's my number one lady crush.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Zeta-Jones because she's married to a hairy old bastard.
After being married to Tom, I bet Nicole could "fake it" with ease
ReplyDeleteWho is AnnE?
ReplyDeleteAnd I think it's Sandy B
Aniston would worry too much about her hair being mussed and losing control over how her chin was being filmed.
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