Blind Item #4
This married A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee has a male assistant about half her age who just also happens to be an ex porn star and spends almost every second with our actress, and when not in public, he usually can be found without a shirt on with our actress always touching him. Someone who witnessed it says it is creepy and also thinks the pair are not having sex, just some really odd relationship.
Helen Mirren
ReplyDeleteI want her life.
DeleteHalf her age made me think of Demi...but she is no longer A list.
ReplyDeleteCould be any of them. Too vague, but the actress would probably have to be 40 or older. I just don't think Goop or Nic fits this. Hmmm
ReplyDeleteGood for her!
ReplyDeletewhat.... thats odd... 0.0
ReplyDeleteWhile i also say good for her if the roles were reversed people would be guessing someone like Sean Penn and we would be calling him a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteHush yo mouf Lotta..My Miss Helen would never cheat on her husband! She's a QUEEN!!
ReplyDelete@Sherry, :-D
DeleteHelen Mirren's youth was full of dicks inside her (as most royal families, btw), this could be her. If the toyboy agrees, and he probably will being a pornstar, great for them. If I don't care about age when men fuck chicks (gold diggers) half their age, I won't critizise this.
ReplyDeleteMost REAL royal families, I meant in my previous msg.
ReplyDeleteMeryl Streep
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ReplyDeleteEww... Ex-porn star automatically makes me think "dirty". Why bother with that? There are plenty of new whips in Hollywood that aren't used cars. And if she's doing that, why stop at just touching? May as well take him for a spin. And this sounds like Catherine Zeta-Jones. Michael Douglas hasn't been attractive for almost 30 years - he looks like a bag Michael Douglas used to be in.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas hasn't been attractive for almost 30 years - he looks like a bag Michael Douglas used to be in.
DeleteI'm dying over that.
Helen hunt?
ReplyDeleteCZJ is an interesting guess, i would say Sharon Stone, but she's married.
ReplyDeleteSigourney "Hot Bod" Weaver
ReplyDeleteTeri Garr
ReplyDeleteBut who cares?
Mrs. Doubtfire
ReplyDeleteBut who's counting?
Tootsie
ReplyDeleteBut who's checking?
Mrs. Beasley
ReplyDeleteBut who knows?
Your Mom
ReplyDeleteBut she's dead!
Go fuck yourself, troll.
DeleteI have to wait for your mom to finish.
DeleteI thought Helen even before I clicked to this page. Guys still want her and this lady has to be 55+
ReplyDeleteI thought Helen wasaaaaaaaaaaay before you and you know it, you conniving little scene stealer.
ReplyDeleteWhere do I find one? Sign me up!
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone?
ReplyDeleteSo, basically the blind is that no sex is going on?
ReplyDeleteGod, I hope this doesn't get revealed and take up a slot from a more worthy item.
There are worthy items on this site? DO TELL!
ReplyDeleteIf this is Dame Judy Dench, she would get a permanent spot on my favorite list.
ReplyDeleteSusan Sarandon?
ReplyDeleteCybill Shepherd
ReplyDeleteThis has to be Judi Dench.
ReplyDeleteGood for her!
ReplyDeleteFor some reason Jane Fonda came quickly to mind.
ReplyDeleteporn stars are probably cleaner than some these schmucks walking the street
ReplyDeletea professional pleasurer?
COUNT ME ALLLL THE WAY IN
If im old and rich, my money WILL pay for the best dick available
life too short
Nudibelle is correct. Assuming the mope was on the straight side, he was tested every 30 days during his time in porn. You average boy toy waiter in LA, banging anything that moves with the occasional humaniplex rent boy add up aint getting tested that often,if ever.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a lil higher chance of warts or herp than the civilian population, but if she been sport fuckin a while she has probably already been exposed.
What about Tilda Swinton? She certainly has an open marriage. Although I guess if it were her, they would assume she was definitely having sex with him!
ReplyDeleteWhere, oh where is the obligatory Betty White guess? If it weren't for the mostly movies bit? She'd actually fit this one.
ReplyDeleteMala beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteDude, I'm a straight woman. That being said, I'd totally have sex with Helen Mirren. Hot.
ReplyDeleteDame Dench's stock would totally go up in my eyes if this is her. Why is it socially acceptable for old farts to wheel around with a 22 year old bimbo on his arm, but when a woman does it, it's strange?
To that cougar, whoever she may be.... I say "Get it!"
I also firmly believe that whoever this woman is, she should "get it."
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