Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Blind Item #3

This A+ list mostly movie actor bailed on his fans and other obligations after his actress girlfriend told him he had 20 minutes to get to her place or she would not see him for a week. Apparently she has followed through on her threats before so the actor hustled over as quickly as possible. The guy is lust blind.


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21 comments:

  1. VIPblonde7:45 AM

    Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

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    1. VIPblonde7:47 AM

      Forgot the clicky

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    2. ethorne8:05 AM

      VIP-Thank God that Jack Sparrow impersonator was there to save the day!

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    3. LottaColada8:09 AM

      Ethorne! Missed ya betch :)

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    4. ethorne10:10 AM

      Hey Lotta! You too! :)

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  2. Kelly7:47 AM

    ^Jep

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  3. LottaColada7:47 AM

    Agree with Depp/Heard.

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  4. MISCH8:00 AM

    Is he this stupid ?

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  5. Fluffy White Clouds8:02 AM

    Totally Deep and Heard.

    She must have an amazing whooha. Definitely a manipulative one!

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  6. Star8:07 AM

    Thank you Amber! Johnny is finally looking hot again

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  7. Count Jerkula8:09 AM

    Dammit Johnny, act like a fucking man! And quick before you are married, a father again, then divorced and this ho is buying boytoys Porsches w/ her Gilbert Grape money.

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  8. Amber8:10 AM

    You're welcome.

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  9. libby8:12 AM

    She could teach us all this Heard Hoo-ha Hypnosis technique. Johnny looks like he is being led around by the nose at best, catfished at worse.

    (If 'catfish' can mean when a mostly lesbian seduces a powerful dude to advance her standing. Is there a better term?)

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  10. Frufra8:20 AM

    Oh, Johnny, I see you're still working the EXACT SAME clothes! It's been an entire press tour with the same three mix-and-match suits! Maybe Amber's nose don't work so good. Unlike other parts of her body, apparently.

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  11. Fluffy White Clouds8:21 AM

    Oh Hoo-ha, I didn't know how to spell it!

    Hoo-ha Hypnosis, should be a song! Or a class..

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  12. Unknown8:33 AM

    The power of the p.u.s.s.y.

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  13. Sherry9:18 AM

    She must have the "golden box" as my husband says.. Or the vaginal wrench. And she must also not be able to smell.

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  14. The Real Dragon9:28 AM

    That's how you do it.

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  15. trainrides9:55 AM

    Johnny Depp's pirate card should be revoked.

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  16. Unknown1:01 PM

    Hopefully she makes him brush and shower before the pegging.

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  17. George Glass2:15 PM

    I hope his shitty movie tanks. And FWIW, someone was right on here a couple weeks ago re: Enty saying World War Z would flop (it didn't). That person also said that The Lone Ranger will flop (hope it does).

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